FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[Rugman]

The newly legalized California version of marriage:

[ (_*_)+(_*_) ]

[Kilted Rat]

Until this gets pulled, here is the more accurate California version:


8----)+(_*_)

[Gray Fox]

The newly legalized California version of marriage:

[ (_*_)+(_*_) ]

My version, [ {_!_}+{_!_} ] , assumes both partners are virgins.

Yours is more of the honeymoon stage.

[Klopenhiemer]

Until this gets pulled, here is the more accurate California version:


8----)+(_*_)

8-----)+(_()_)

Just so we are fair to both sets of couples

[Kira & Jaxon's Dad]

Is anyone on this board still stationed in Afghanistan?  I have this eery feeling we are going to see a tet like offensive by the Taliban there soon.

I think Kubiak78 over on the WIAC board is in Afghanistan...

[snoop dawg]

You guys really don't understand California, you have it all wrong. A California same sex marriage would be defined as:

(_*_)  + {_!_}

Or equating it to baseball terms, a pitcher and a catcher.

I got the night watch for drive by smiters.  +k for all just in case they hit.

[The White Silly]

Happy Wednesday everyone...Congratulations Kevin Garnett...hands down the most intense human being on planet earth

[DuffMan]

So, gay jokes are okay but boob humor is not? 

[Rugman]

So, gay jokes are okay but boob humor is not? 

Duff as a youngster?

[Rugman]

Happy Wednesday everyone...Congratulations Kevin Garnett...hands down the most intense human being on planet earth

And Rajon Rondo is a star in waiting.

[finsleft]

As Mayor of MIACPP, I do hereby proclaim today, June 18, 2008 to be Boob Humor Day.

Mayor Finsleft

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.
The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
"Breast-fed," she replied.
Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered.
She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, 'No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk.'
I know, she said, 'I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came.

[DutchFan2004]

As Mayor of MIACPP, I do hereby proclaim today, June 18, 2008 to be Boob Humor Day.

Mayor Finsleft

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.
The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
"Breast-fed," she replied.
Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered.
She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, 'No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk.'
I know, she said, 'I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came.

I am glad to know that KR would never make a mistake like this one.   

[tmerton]

So, I'm back from the islands and have read what I "missed" - and all I can say is "Only in the MIACPP ... "  At least everything seems to be normal.  Even the President posted.

But hey, what's going on at the U?  The coach's son is transferring and all Brewster can say is "I respect and admire Clint's decision to further his education and play football elsewhere"?  I'll bet that's not what he said at home, where I suspect there was a little less respect and admiration going back and forth.

Oh, and if you're interested in visiting Kauai, do it soon - before it looks like Orange County.  Princeville?  Pfffftt.

[frankrickard]

So I golfed The Jewel yesterday.  Good, course, way overpriced.  95 bucks for 18 and a cart...glad I had a certificate.  Apparently they are trying to be private in like five years.  My buddy works at Fairview in the Red Wing area and he talked to the doctors around town, and none of them are members there...too expensive.

[BDB]

So I golfed The Jewel yesterday.  Good, course, way overpriced.  95 bucks for 18 and a cart.

So frank, about a buck a swing then?