FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[SUMMIT!!!!!]

Allow me to be the first to congratulate "J-MO" on his Derby win. Steady and reliable, even if the talking heads cant get his name right (who is Jason Morneau??)

The Josh Hamilton legend continues to grow and his story continues to amaze and inspire....but the right guy won!

[OzJohnnie]

Looking at Paula and thinking about Jesse movie quotes, I'm reminded of the most classic line he uttered in Predator, which I had forgotten until now:  "This stuff will make you a G*dd*mned sexual tyrannosaurus"

EDIT: What?  BDB, what happened to nice Paula?

[OzJohnnie]

From the files of 'This really can't be true':

Man cuts off own head with chainsaw

"David Phyall's severed head was found beside the power tool inside his housing association flat shortly after receiving his eviction notice.

...

An ambulance service spokesman said: 'We were called to an address in Bishopstoke to reports to a "concerns for welfare."

'A rapid response vehicle attended and a search found a patient had sustained serious injuries.' "


"Serious injuries?"  Masters of understatement, the British.  "Come back you coward!  It's just a flesh wound!  I'll bite your leg off!"

[DuffMan]

The best man in our wedding decided to replace the traditional wedding toast with one that was a bit more fitting.  A great way to start a marriage!    And yes, I won.

New meaning to shotgun wedding.

[BDB]

Looking at Paula and thinking about Jesse movie quotes, I'm reminded of the most classic line he uttered in Predator, which I had forgotten until now:  "This stuff will make you a G*dd*mned sexual tyrannosaurus"

EDIT: What?  BDB, what happened to nice Paula?

OZ, that fab pic of our favorite LPGA gal won't hold on here. 

Here's a different one.  8)


EDIT:
I'll try the original again:

[Kilted Rat]

The best man in our wedding decided to replace the traditional wedding toast with one that was a bit more fitting.  A great way to start a marriage!    And yes, I won.

New meaning to shotgun wedding.

Duff,
I'm crying right now, I'm so proud of you.

[johnnie_esq]

Looking at Paula and thinking about Jesse movie quotes, I'm reminded of the most classic line he uttered in Predator, which I had forgotten until now:  "This stuff will make you a G*dd*mned sexual tyrannosaurus"

EDIT: What?  BDB, what happened to nice Paula?

OZ, that fab pic of our favorite LPGA gal won't hold on here. 

Here's a different one.  8)

EDIT:
I'll try the original again:

Can I suggest a new golf girl, one with a strong link to hockey?

Meet Paulina Gretzky:

[tmerton]

Those Gretzky kids get around.  Gretzky's son Trevor is battling Joe Montana's son for the right to throw passes to Will Smith's son.  Wow, that team's got name.



Now we wait for Snoop's stories.

[57Johnnie]

Allow me to be the first to congratulate "J-MO" on his Derby win. Steady and reliable, even if the talking heads cant get his name right (who is Jason Morneau??)

The Josh Hamilton legend continues to grow and his story continues to amaze and inspire....but the right guy won!

Even Morneau said that nobody will remember who won but they won't forget the Hamilton show.  8)

[tmerton]

The best man in our wedding decided to replace the traditional wedding toast with one that was a bit more fitting.  A great way to start a marriage!    And yes, I won.

New meaning to shotgun wedding.

Duff,
I'm crying right now, I'm so proud of you.

Duff - you didn't have JJR cater the event? 

[janesvilleflash]

Those Gretzky kids get around.  Gretzky's son Trevor is battling Joe Montana's son for the right to throw passes to Will Smith's son.  Wow, that team's got name.



Now we wait for Snoop's stories.

I think that's snoop holding the football. Then they all went on a boat ride.

Sweet toast Duffman. I like the black shirt too!

BDB- my bat guy came and did the trick for $250. Now I'll have to drink up the other $750 I was expecting to spend. That sucks, guess I better get started right away.

[finsleft]

A  business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright,  "T-G-I-F"
He  smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T"
She looked puzzled and repeated,  "T-G-I-F,"   more slowly.
He again answered,  "S-H-I-T"
The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly,  "T-G-I-F"
The man smiled back to her and once again said,  "S-H-I-T"
The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.   "T-G-I-F   means 'Thank God It's Friday.' Get it ... duuhhh?"     
The man answered, ''S-H-I-T means ...  'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday' "

[snoop dawg]

OK tmerton, you asked for it.   I live about 2 miles from Oaks Christian.  We all know ND's QB  Jimmy Clausen went there.  His dad was a hell of a recruiter and literally built the program with kids he brought in to play with his son.  Since then, many very good athletes have enrolled.  The cost is about 20 k per year. 

WG's kid has gone there since middle school.  Will Smith used to live just up the street, so that is his connection.  As to Joe Montana's kid, I have no clue. 

Clay Matthews', (of Cleveland Browns fame and later with Atl.) son Casey graduated from Oaks and is now playing for Oregon.  Wendell Tyler's son also graduated from Oaks and is at USC.

And...... if I had a 9 iron in my hand I wouldn't waste it on OB.

[janesvilleflash]

The All-Star game is about ready to st...zzzzzzzzz

[OzJohnnie]

AFL update:

Massive cheap shot last weekend when Dean Solomon of Fremantle practiced a little Muay Thai on Geelong's Cameron Ling.  Solomon's season is finished with a suspention lasting into next year and Ling is out for a minimum four weeks with a fractured cheek.

Here's the video.  (best watched in high def)