FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[janesvilleflash]

beer

[Rugman]

hang-overs, hockey, celebrity sightings, dancing

[OzJohnnie]

Aussie rules football?

('No!' they all shout.  'Shut the hell up, already!')

[retagent]

I hope your wife doesn't see that you had a "Happy Ending" repete. I didn't know one could get a "massage" on a bicycle.

[tmerton]

OJ!

Okay, okay, I know it doesn't even top Aussie Rules Football, but this story of OJ getting a beatdown from his daughter gave me a nice warm feeling.

[stanbob]

Was just wondering, when I move back to Minnesota next month, can I keep my bumper sticker that reads  " Alaska:  Coolest State, Hottest Governor"?

We may have to have a beauty-pageant showdown between Sarah Palin and Jennifer Granholm!   Besides, Juneau's a lot warmer than much of Minnesota or North Dakota.

Only in the winter, Ypsi.

Just checked 'Weatherbase.com":

Average temperature for the year: Juneau, 41; International Falls, 37.

(I.F. is warmer in the summer, but MUCH colder in the winter.)

I was talking coolest, not coldest  ,  but as far as cold I am willing to bet as much Hamm's as you would like on Interior Alaska being colder than I.F.,  double or nothing on Prudhoe Bay!

[repete]

I hope your wife doesn't see that you had a "Happy Ending" repete. I didn't know one could get a "massage" on a bicycle.

Yeah, she walked by while I was typing but saw it was this board so didn't spy ...

Was a bit worried though.

[Kilted Rat]

0.2 IP 4 H 3 ER 1 BB 1K.

Maybe it should be every third day Eddie.

[Gray Fox]

Crazy shiiznit today on Obstetrics:
250lb pregnant woman (220 before pregnant) whose husband is deployed came in because she thought her water broke at 7am. I made the unfortunate error of asking "What were you doing at 7 am when your water broke?"

"Ummm..... do you want to know the truth?"
"Sure."
"Using my vibrator"

Is that anyway related to this?

Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

[Touchdown Tommy]

The Spy Report has been posted at Johnniefootball.com. 

Ok ok, who created the Poll at the top of the page? 

EDIT: I believe it is missing a choice for Veek as he diligently prepares for his Arts and Crafts Festival. 

[janesvilleflash]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_beer_consumption_per_capita

Starting today, I intend to do what I can to help the USA in the standings.

[57Johnnie]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_beer_consumption_per_capita

Starting today, I intend to do what I can to help the USA in the standings.

But where are you going to find 633 ml bottles

[DustySJU]

Times, they are a changin'.  I don't know if you all caught this, but the Johnnies have a new 'fight' anthem.  An article about it is here at the SC Times, and they have a link to a bit of it here.

It rocks a bit and I think it will grow on me pretty easily.

Generally agreed....

[janesvilleflash]

While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, a
minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt.
Apparently, his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin.
Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small
box and cotton batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased. The minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his father always said: 'Glory be unto the Faaather, and unto the Sonnn, and into the hole he goooes.' (I want this line used at my funeral!)

[tmerton]

Frank's latest.

MCLs beware
We are braced for you this year
Mental security