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[sju56321]

Happy Thanksgiving all.
What to do on Saturday?

[OzJohnnie]

Happy Thanksgiving.

This is a pretty good holiday for me down here as Mrs Oz is quite a generous person.  She, although being an Aussie and hating the stuff, always make pumpkin pie.  We whip up a turkey dinner and have our own little festivities.  And I get all the pie.

[tmerton]

Wish we were still playing but #2 son is home for the first time in 3 years, so that's a consolation benefit.  He won't be home next year.

Happy Thanksgiving and +k to all.

[Willy Wonka]

Happy turkey day to the masses, even those SJU fans I despise

And here's the update from the Metrodome Sex Scandal. This lady might have been better off just staying quiet...

http://www.startribune.com/sports/gophers/35150274.html?elr=KArksLckD8EQDUoaEyqyP4O:DW3ckUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aUnciaec8O7EyUsr

[OzJohnnie]

Happy turkey day to the masses, even those SJU fans I despise

Thanks, and Happy Thanksgiving in return.  BTW - are there SJU fans you don't despise?

[OzJohnnie]

My wife just forwarded this email to me that she got from a friend.  Entertaining...

Dear Friends

As we move closer to the end of another year I wanted to thank you for all the e-mails you have forwarded to me over the past year.

I must send a big thank you to whoever sent me the one about rat sh*t in the glue on envelopes, because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing.

Also, I now have to wipe the top of every can I open for the same reason.

I no longer have any savings because I gave it all to a sick girl who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time. But that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates and Microsoft are sending me for participating in their special email programs. Or from the senior bank clerk in Nigeria who wants me to split seven million dollars with me for pretending to be a long lost relative of a customer who died intestate.

And I need no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me.

I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward emails to seven friends and make a wish within five minutes.

I no longer drink Coca-Cola because it can remove toilet stains.

I no longer can buy petrol without taking a friend along to watch the car so a serial killer won't crawl in my back seat when I'm filling up.

I no longer go to shopping centres because someone will drug me with a food sample and rob me.

I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number and then I'll get a
phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore and Uzbekistan.

I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big brown African spider is lurking under the seat to cause me instant death when it bites my bum.

I can't even pick up the five bucks I found dropped in the car park because it was probably put there by a crazed axe murderer waiting under my car to grab my leg.

If you don't send this email to at least 144,000 people in the next 10 minutes, a large pelican with an acute case of diarrhoea will sit on your head and fleas from 12 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a most unsightly hairy hump.

I know this because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbour's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's plumber - and it was on Good Morning Australia.

By the way.... did you know that a South American scientist has, after a lengthy study, discovered that people with low IQs who don't have enough sex, always read their emails while holding the mouse.

Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late.

Regards,

[janesvilleflash]

Crap. I was holding the mouse.

[janesvilleflash]

Hope everyone enjoyed their day.

http://www.cpmsglife.org/tg/2006tdm1.html

[OzJohnnie]

Hope everyone enjoyed their day.

http://www.cpmsglife.org/tg/2006tdm1.html

Flash, I was pleasantly surprised.  Yes, thank you to the men and women in arms.

[57Johnnie]

Glorious Friday in western Colorado with light snow falling.
Nice 5 point and huge 7 point buck with 12 does in the alfalfa a block behind my house. They know enough to get out of the high country where all the hunters are. 

[tmerton]

Hey, Oz, how's the movie Australia?

[OzJohnnie]

Hey, Oz, how's the movie Australia?

I'm not going to bother seeing it.  Negative reviews I've seen say that the acting is "porcelain" and the positive reviews say it has a "message".

They should have just made a Crocodile Dundee without the humor.  Some sort of bush life on the frontier with drama.  Instead I believe there is an attempt to teach us a lesson.  And if there is one thing to know about me, it's that I'm not interested in being taught moral lessons by Hollywood.

[57Johnnie]

Hey, Oz, how's the movie Australia?

  And if there is one thing to know about me, it's that I'm not interested in being taught moral lessons by Hollywood.

+k and Amen to that. 8)

I don't go to Mass to get entertained either.

[janesvilleflash]

Here's my dog after yesterday.




I look much the same.

[OzJohnnie]

Furry and yellow?