FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[janesvilleflash]

fins is at a bar and a young lady comes in and they start talking.
They hit it off pretty well, and decide to go to the young lady's place for some sex.
On the way out fins says "this is great, I feel like doing something really kinky"
Everything went well, and as fins was leaving the lady says "that was nice, but I thought you were going to do something kinky"
fins says "I did, when you weren't looking,  I took a crap in your purse "

[Willy Wonka]

Nothing new to report on the GAC coaching front, but I did discover how TDT is using all his free time now that SJU's season is over. I'm impressed and disgusted at the same time...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=related&v=SGemjUvafBw

[tmerton]

An armed hooded robber bursts into a bank in Janesville and forces the tellers to load a sack full of cash.

On his way out the door with the loot one brave customer grabs the hood and pulls it off revealing the robber's face. 

The robber shoots the guy in the head without hesitation and then looks around the bank to see if anyone else has seen him. 

One of the tellers is looking straight at him and the robber walks over and calmly shoots him in the head also. 

Everyone by now is very scared and looking down at the floor. 

"Did anyone else see my face?" calls the robber. 

There is a few moments silence before Flash raises his hand and says, 

"I think me wife may have caught a glimpse."

[BDB]

Albert Lea girls gone bad. 

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/1202081minn1.html

[tmerton]

Albert Lea girls gone bad. 

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/1202081minn1.html

Too bad it's not in JJR's jurisdiction.  I suspect he'd find an appropriate sentence for them.

[OzJohnnie]

Albert Lea girls gone bad. 

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/1202081minn1.html

Wow.  The details are worse than imagined.  1 to 10 years the girls are facing.

WTF, Chuck?  How do they develop such little respect for people?  I gotta say, if they were my girls my heart would be broken, but they had better be praying for a long sentence...

[TC]

Jordan Berg a Gagliardi finalist?
What is this?  An award for immobile quarterbacks that throw a lot of interceptions?

As I said earlier that I would comment on this portion - Jordan tore his PCL and played on it.  One of the key reasons that he was so immoble! Now, I will stand on my soap box and proclaim that my 40 time was faster than his my last year at Augsbugs (and trust me, mine was no where in the 'fast' realm!) and as such, I do agree that Jordan wasn't the fastest and most mobile QB. However, I don't think his extreme lack of mobility this year was all his doing. The knee brace he had to wear greatly compromised his ability to use his leg, and, I did notice a lack of velocity in his ball this year due to the right leg not being fully normal! 

I'm glad to see him up for the Gagliardi award. Jordan is a great student and a good guy off the field. His on-field accomplishments were wonderful, but the Gagliardi award is supposed to highlight all what is meant by D3 football - someone who works hard and succeeds not only on the football field!

I'm a little surprised by the lack of commentary on the board with Royce's conference MVP selection. I thought that there might be a bit of argument from some of the Knight fans on this board.

Yeah Helfling had a shot at it. I think Roy's opportunity to play both sides of the ball helped him out.

Winford was very deserving, especially playing both ways.  I think if Carleton would have hung on to beat St. Johns than there would be more of an argument for a Carleton player.

This line of thinking really, really bothers me.  Neither Helfling or Frank did anything against St. John's that led them to lose that game.  It's not their fault the defense couldn't stop St. John's in the last minute (then again, Winford MIGHT have done something in the same spot...).  I'd argue that 2003 Blake Elliott would have made a viable MVP choice had he played for 0-8 Hamline (and yes, they'd still likely have been 0-8 even with Blake). 

That said, I thought Winford was the obvious choice which is why you didn't hear any reaction from me.

[Knightstalker]

Nothing new to report on the GAC coaching front, but I did discover how TDT is using all his free time now that SJU's season is over. I'm impressed and disgusted at the same time...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=related&v=SGemjUvafBw

That may be the most disturbing thing I have ever seen.  I am now mentally scared for life.  I may never be able to listen to Beyonce again.  I will have to turn down the sound and just watch her dance, oh wait that is what I do now anyway.

[Willy Wonka]

Update on the Gustie coaching search. It's down to Brownie and Washburn coach Peter Haugen, a former Bethel player.

Here's the full report.

http://gustavus.edu/athletics/news/4508

[57Johnnie]

Albert Lea girls gone bad. 

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/1202081minn1.html

Wow.  The details are worse than imagined.  1 to 10 years the girls are facing.

WTF, Chuck?  How do they develop such little respect for people?  I gotta say, if they were my girls my heart would be broken, but they had better be praying for a long sentence...

There is supposed to be a segment on Today Show on NBC this morning be I don't think I have the stomach to watch. I thought I'd seen everything..................

[DustySJU]

Update on the Gustie coaching search. It's down to Brownie and Washburn coach Peter Haugen, a former Bethel player.

Here's the full report.

http://gustavus.edu/athletics/news/4508

Wow, to lose to a highschool coach and no less a Bethel grad?  I feel for Brownie if he ends up at Washburn.

Developing...

[BDB]

Separated at birth?



U.S. Economy and Train Wreck

[DustySJU]

Breaking news...

The BluGolds make a return visit to Clemens in 2009 on September 12th.   

[bennie]

Apparently Albert Lea will be on the Extreme Makeover show this Sunday. I am sure it was filmed before all of this came to light. Hmmm, stories of elder abuse just doesn't go with the warm, snuggly, community oriented vibe that this show seems to try to invoke. 

[57Johnnie]

Apparently Albert Lea will be on the Extreme Makeover show this Sunday. I am sure it was filmed before all of this came to light. Hmmm, stories of elder abuse just doesn't go with the warm, snuggly, community oriented vibe that this show seems to try to invoke. 

I agree with you and speaking of the elderly.................
since you are a good buddy of Gentleman Joe, why don't you convince him to hang it up and rest on his laurels