FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[BDB]

In your face Surgeon General! 

[tmerton]

A LESBIAN Asian bus driver was fired by Brisbane City Council after she wrote a note referring to commuters as "spear chuckers with prams."

A LESBIAN Asian bus driver........... with 4 children.....
...from Beirut

Who now works in the "hospitality industry"!?!  I guess it beats sitting all day.

[Kira & Jaxon's Dad]

Found this:

Referee Pat Whalen and his Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference football crew of Tom Tucker, Dan Pelletier, Dave Whittman, Scott Mitchell, Bill Nelson and Bill Merritt will officiate Saturday's NCAA Division III national championship Alonzo Stagg Bowl game between Wisconsin-Whitewater and Mount Union in Salem, Va.

Any comments from the MIAC board on these fine gentlemen?

[tmerton]

Hey, here's a Christmas gift idea!  I think Burger King may be onto something. (Don't miss the BK website on this - and give the bottle a spritz!)  Beats hanging a pork chop around your neck I guess. 8)

Burger King Unveils Meat-Scented Cologne

December 18, 2008

NEW YORK -- Fast food chain Burger King has released a new body spray for men that, according to its Web site, is "the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled mean."

The body spray, called "Flame," is being sold a Rickey's -- a New York City retailer -- and on the Web for a mere $4.00 per bottle.

"Flame by BK captures the essence of that  love and gives it to you. Behold... now you can set the mood for whatever you're in the mood for," the Burger King site proclaims.

Wouldn't a spray with Stiftungfestivities scent be even better, though?

[janesvilleflash]

Has there ever been a better place for a GOOD GRIEF!

[snoop dawg]

In your face Surgeon General! 

MOM! 

[Johnnie Red]

Tmerton, I will suggest that to the owners of Mackenthun & Wischnack Meats in Norwood Young America the next time I am out there. I did patty up 107 Stiftungsfest burgers last evening for a holiday party the judges are hosting for court staff, probation agents and the county attorney's office tomorrow.

Speaking of the holidays, here is a greeting to all and to all a good night!

To All My Democrat Friends:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2009, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wished.

To My Republican Friends:
Have a Very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

[OzJohnnie]

Hey, here's a Christmas gift idea!  I think Burger King may be onto something. (Don't miss the BK website on this - and give the bottle a spritz!)  Beats hanging a pork chop around your neck I guess. 8)

Burger King Unveils Meat-Scented Cologne

December 18, 2008

NEW YORK -- Fast food chain Burger King has released a new body spray for men that, according to its Web site, is "the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled mean."

The body spray, called "Flame," is being sold a Rickey's -- a New York City retailer -- and on the Web for a mere $4.00 per bottle.

"Flame by BK captures the essence of that  love and gives it to you. Behold... now you can set the mood for whatever you're in the mood for," the Burger King site proclaims.

Wouldn't a spray with Stiftungfestivities scent be even better, though?

The generally accepted rule when suggesting a link like this is to warn the viewer that once something is seen, it cannot be unseen...  A dude in his best Playgirl pose wearing a Burger King puppet head.  Shudder.

[tmerton]

You knew this was coming, yes?  Sock and Awe

[sjusection105]

Speaking of the holidays, here is a greeting to all and to all a good night!

To All My Democrat Friends:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2009, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wished.

To My Republican Friends:
Have a Very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

+K Johnnie Red 

[janesvilleflash]

You knew this was coming, yes?  Sock and Awe

[Small but Slow]

Hey, here's a Christmas gift idea!  I think Burger King may be onto something. (Don't miss the BK website on this - and give the bottle a spritz!)  Beats hanging a pork chop around your neck I guess. 8)

Burger King Unveils Meat-Scented Cologne

December 18, 2008

NEW YORK -- Fast food chain Burger King has released a new body spray for men that, according to its Web site, is "the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled mean."

The body spray, called "Flame," is being sold a Rickey's -- a New York City retailer -- and on the Web for a mere $4.00 per bottle.

"Flame by BK captures the essence of that  love and gives it to you. Behold... now you can set the mood for whatever you're in the mood for," the Burger King site proclaims.

Wouldn't a spray with Stiftungfestivities scent be even better, though?

The generally accepted rule when suggesting a link like this is to warn the viewer that once something is seen, it cannot be unseen...  A dude in his best Playgirl pose wearing a Burger King puppet head.  Shudder.

I've been telling my wife for years that the aroma of frying bacon would help ugly chicks attract men. 

[tmerton]

You knew this was coming, yes?  Sock and Awe

It's better with sound.

[Johnnie Red]

When Grandma Goes To Court

Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' Se responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense lawyer.?'

She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'

The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,

'If either of you idiots ask her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.'

[tmerton]

How's the weather on I-94 and in the Cities?  Flights still going in and out of MSP? 

From this morning's Pioneer Press:

OVERHEARD

College football's all-time leader in coaching victories, John Gagliardi, 82, of St. John's, on Penn State's Joe Paterno, 82, who this week signed a three-year contract extension: "The monks give me a lifetime contract because they figure I can't last much longer. But there's a clause in there that if we start losing games, they can give me the last sacraments and declare me dead."