FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[OzJohnnie]

It's been a while since any beer commercials were posted, so this new one for Boag's Draught, a Tasmanian beer, seems like a good opportunity to start up again.  It's about the magic powers of Tasmania's pure, clean water and how they make things better.  There's a predictable, yet still funny, ending.

[tmerton]

Mrs. tmerton is in the land where people say "Brrrrr" for the mother-son dance (sponsored by the Knights of Columbus).  I'm here listening to Neil Young at Massey Hall in 1971 - actually, it's a DVD so I'm watching it, too.  Great stuff.

[janesvilleflash]

I'm late getting to the bar.

[OzJohnnie]

Article up at the SC Times about the Johnnies, College football: Gunderson is on his way back.

It strikes a subdued tone to me and is all defense talk.

[stanbob]

Oz, I recieved a email the other day saying that I won the Austrailian Lottery and 12 million GB pounds, did you get me a ticket?   

[OzJohnnie]

Yeah, no worries, stanbob.  I got you a ticket.

(BTW, Australia switched from the British Pound to a decimal Australian Dollar in the late 60's.  But not to worry.  I know of a great deal in Nigeria that is still good.)

[tmerton]

Article up at the SC Times about the Johnnies, College football: Gunderson is on his way back.

It strikes a subdued tone to me and is all defense talk.

A subdued tone?  You've gotten too used to the down under rock 'em, sock 'em tabloid journalism, Oz.  (And besides, you did see that Frank wrote it, right?)  And what's wrong with talking about the defense?

[Touchdown Tommy]

Ok the Mayor is away on holiday to Mexico (ahem...again) catching fish with Snoop off Cabo so he has instituted Touchdown Tommy to make all executive decisions for the MIACPP in his absence.

1st order of business.  Today shall be a Nat'l Holiday (Opening Day!!!!).  Take the afternoon/evening off and enjoy a few cold refreshments. 

2nd order of business.  The Mayor has agreed to a "2nd friendly wager" for the upcoming Twins campaign.  If Delmon gets 350 plate appearances or more and bats .300+ TDT sits in the Mayor's seats on Opening Day 2010 at Target Field.  If not, TDT buys the Mayor a Hamm's 30 pack for each week in Collegeville of the 2009 football season.  Fair is fair.

Play Ball my little peons!!

[wildcat11]

Ok the Mayor is away on holiday to Mexico (ahem...again) catching fish with Snoop off Cabo so he has instituted Touchdown Tommy to make all executive decisions for the MIACPP in his absence.

How come whenever Snoop's boat gets mentioned on this thread this is what I picture in my mind?  Snoop, The Mayor, and T-Pain are on a boat!

[BDB]

ShamWow guy gets in brawl with his hooker.   



http://www.92kqrs.com/goout.asp?u=http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html

[janesvilleflash]

Got her shirt on backwards in the first pic. Must have dressed quickly.

[snoop dawg]

ShamWow guy gets in brawl with his hooker.   



http://www.92kqrs.com/goout.asp?u=http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html

I saw Shamwow at the LA Boat show!!  I didn't know he was a celeb!  What a tool.

WC11....thanks for posting the video and the picture for me, just couldn't seem to figure it out.  BTW.....the mayor slipped during one of the dance moves, went overboard and swam to shore. 

[snoop dawg]

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant.
While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the
hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?"

The woman shakes her head, "no.."

Then he asks, "Kin ya breathe?"

The woman begins to turn blue, and again shakes her head, "no."

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress,
yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.

His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it afore!"

[OzJohnnie]

Article up at the SC Times about the Johnnies, College football: Gunderson is on his way back.

It strikes a subdued tone to me and is all defense talk.

A subdued tone?  You've gotten too used to the down under rock 'em, sock 'em tabloid journalism, Oz.  (And besides, you did see that Frank wrote it, right?)  And what's wrong with talking about the defense?

Well, obviously there is nothing wrong with all defense reporting.  I believe my words came out poorly.  I guess I expected a bit more rah! rah! talk and being that the big questions were on offense last year, I thought that might be tackled with a bit more urgency in the first article of the season.

Of course, I realize in all this that I'm nuttin' but a hack, anyway.  No offense meant for Frank as he does God's work for Johnnie fans.

[sjusection105]

TDT,
You in Minny or Sunshine Land?

Do you have your advanced degree yet?

Based on this job market, maybe you should think about getting your Ph.D in something......milk out the education a bit longer