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finsleft · October 24, 2005, 07:58:55 PM

Quote from: retiredoldrat on October 24, 2005, 07:54:20 PM
The
Official Monkey Stomp^tm Rules

Have been updated. I have a couple which I am not sure who created. Please let me know. I am very concerned that credit is given where credit is due.

Then a Dyslexic Monkey Stompout would be...

a 12-0 victory.

ritz72 · October 24, 2005, 08:00:10 PM

not to toot my own horn, but if you look back to early last week, I do believe my prediction was a "double monkey stomp", and that it was the first time it was coined!!!

fins, here is what Frank and i need...

1) polished brass pole
2) your connections to the "underworld" of gentlemen's clubs
3) 2 cases of hamms
4) Aug98 to clean the bathroom of the pace Arrow
5) Journey's Greatest Hits Volumes I, II, and III
6) Laker to bounce!!! By the baseball field that is!

retagent · October 24, 2005, 08:02:31 PM

Royal

Was that an intentional mispelling of feat when recounting Porta's record. If not , don't admit it. He must have amazing "feet."

Kilted Rat · October 24, 2005, 08:04:02 PM

Quote from: finsleft on October 24, 2005, 07:58:55 PM
Then a Dyslexic Monkey Stompout would be...

a 12-0 victory.

Would a Dyslexic Double MonkeyStomp be winning by 24?

finsleft · October 24, 2005, 08:05:44 PM

Quote from: kiltedrat on October 24, 2005, 08:04:02 PM
Quote from: finsleft on October 24, 2005, 07:58:55 PM
Then a Dyslexic Monkey Stompout would be...

a 12-0 victory.

Would a Dyslexic Double MonkeyStomp be winning by 24?

And a Dyslexic Double Monkey Stompout would be 24-0?

Kilted Rat · October 24, 2005, 08:07:02 PM

Quote from: finsleft on October 24, 2005, 08:05:44 PM
Quote from: kiltedrat on October 24, 2005, 08:04:02 PM
Quote from: finsleft on October 24, 2005, 07:58:55 PM
Then a Dyslexic Monkey Stompout would be...

a 12-0 victory.

Would a Dyslexic Double MonkeyStomp be winning by 24?

Agreed.
Agreed.

Finsleft,
We have to meet up sometime to discuss our mathematical fortitudes!

Maybe even invite Dumo's dad to referee!

And a Dyslexic Double Monkey Stompout would be 24-0?

Pat Coleman · October 24, 2005, 08:10:52 PM

If it were up to me, I wouldn't cheapen the monkey stomp by allowing a 12-point win to get any press at all.

Just my two cents.

finsleft · October 24, 2005, 08:12:29 PM

fins, here is what Frank and i need...

1) polished brass pole
Got the pole, need someone to polish it
2) your connections to the "underworld" of gentlemen's clubs
I'll call Gordy tonight (is he out on bail?)
3) 2 cases of hamms
Let me know when I can get it in LF for $9. Now that gas is coming down, it's worth the drive
4) Aug98 to clean the bathroom of the pace Arrow
That one will be tough since he doesn't call or write any more (maybe if I call his team "pussy" one more time
5) Journey's Greatest Hits Volumes I, II, and III
I've got Journey's Greatest Hits, and anybody that knows music knows that it was a stretch to fill that one. There's no II or III.
6) Laker to bounce!!! By the baseball field that is!
Thy will be done...

finsleft · October 24, 2005, 08:13:43 PM

Quote from: Pat Coleman on October 24, 2005, 08:10:52 PM
If it were up to me, I wouldn't cheapen the monkey stomp by allowing a 12-point win to get any press at all.

Just my two cents.

Yeah, and you think it's OK to end a sentence a preposition with!

Retired Old Rat · October 24, 2005, 08:13:56 PM

Quote from: Pat Coleman on October 24, 2005, 08:10:52 PM
If it were up to me, I wouldn't cheapen the monkey stomp by allowing a 12-point win to get any press at all.

Just my two cents.

I will defer to the Liberty League to rule on that one. 8)

finsleft · October 24, 2005, 08:16:01 PM

Quote from: Pat Coleman on October 24, 2005, 08:10:52 PM
If it were up to me, I wouldn't cheapen the monkey stomp by allowing a 12-point win to get any press at all.

Just my two cents.

PLUS, you should really be more sensitive to the needs of your handicapped posters.

finsleft · October 24, 2005, 08:22:59 PM

Quote from: kiltedrat on October 24, 2005, 08:07:02 PM

Finsleft,
We have to meet up sometime to discuss our mathematical fortitudes!

Maybe even invite Dumo's dad to referee!

Quote

I think our idea of humor would be right up Dr. D's alley.

Kilted Rat · October 24, 2005, 08:24:43 PM

http://www.jsonline.com/news/nobits/oct05/365218.asp

It is with a heavy heart at the loss of the Crusher that I continue posting.

I dedicate my next 100 posts to Da Crusher and all things pure in this world.

I invite you all to crack open a Hamm's with me tonight in honor of this great Champion of humanity.

finsleft · October 24, 2005, 08:27:09 PM

Quote from: kiltedrat on October 24, 2005, 08:24:43 PM
http://www.jsonline.com/news/nobits/oct05/365218.asp

It is with a heavy heart at the loss of the Crusher that I continue posting.

I dedicate my next 100 posts to Da Crusher and all things pure in this world.

I invite you all to crack open a Hamm's with me tonight in honor of this great Champion of humanity.

Sad indeed....going to get the Hamm's now...

Retired Old Rat · October 24, 2005, 08:35:20 PM

Quote from: kiltedrat on October 24, 2005, 08:24:43 PM
http://www.jsonline.com/news/nobits/oct05/365218.asp

It is with a heavy heart at the loss of the Crusher that I continue posting.

I dedicate my next 100 posts to Da Crusher and all things pure in this world.

I invite you all to crack open a Hamm's with me tonight in honor of this great Champion of humanity.

KR, thanks for that. One of my all-time favorites from the AWA.

The wrestler that made Milwaukee famous.