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Touchdown Tommy

Mayor: Wish in one hand, sh!t in the other, see which one fills up first...

Unfortunately there is no going back now...

Chasing MILFs since '82...

finsleft

#51766
Hey Mr. President, shouldn't you be out there with all the cheddarheads yelling "It's in the hole" after every putt and "You da man" after every drive?

Pat Coleman

Quote from: finsleft on August 12, 2010, 01:03:04 PM
I know a lot of people work really hard on the program, but I pine for the days of the sheet with Home on one side and Visitors on the other.

You can do that yourself, I suppose, if you really like. :)
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Quote from: old 40 on September 25, 2007, 08:23:57 PMLet's discuss (sports) in a positive way, sometimes kidding each other with no disrespect.

finsleft

Happy Birthday to Johnnie Red, the poet laureate of MIACPP!

wildcat11

Quote from: GoldandBlueBU on August 12, 2010, 11:16:30 AM
...heck, maybe ray grant and HU can come out of the basement. Probably not.

Heck yeah!  Dood is going to dominate the MIAC! He's gong to RAYinate fools this year.

OzJohnnie

One of Mrs. Oz's favorite gifts (for usefulness, anyway) from my parents is Gorilla Glue.  A product with such universal application and strength doesn't seem to be available on the Aussie market.  The fact that it can hold almost anything, say the sole of a ratty old pair of shoes that should really be thrown away, makes it particularly useful.  One must maintain a certain level of caution, however, to avoid unfortunate incidents, such as glue seeping through the insole of a ratty old shoe and gluing a foot to said shoe.  Just ask Mrs Oz.

I'm consulting the Gorilla Glue "first aid" pages now, but if anyone happens to know a solvent for Gorilla Glue induced foot-shoe relations, I would be much appreciative (not to mention the better half's appreciation).
  

Mr. Ypsi

Quote from: OzJohnnie on August 12, 2010, 11:02:46 PM
One of Mrs. Oz's favorite gifts (for usefulness, anyway) from my parents is Gorilla Glue.  A product with such universal application and strength doesn't seem to be available on the Aussie market.  The fact that it can hold almost anything, say the sole of a ratty old pair of shoes that should really be thrown away, makes it particularly useful.  One must maintain a certain level of caution, however, to avoid unfortunate incidents, such as glue seeping through the insole of a ratty old shoe and gluing a foot to said shoe.  Just ask Mrs Oz.

I'm consulting the Gorilla Glue "first aid" pages now, but if anyone happens to know a solvent for Gorilla Glue induced foot-shoe relations, I would be much appreciative (not to mention the better half's appreciation).

EEWWW!

I fear this may call for a scalpel and the demise of the shoes, but good luck on a 'simpler' solution! :o

repete

Acetone?

It's great stuff but I am in the semi-permanent doghouse for some on the kitchen counter.  My wife says the answer is granite ....

tmerton

Quote from: repete on August 12, 2010, 11:43:59 PM
Acetone?

It's great stuff but I am in the semi-permanent doghouse for some on the kitchen counter.  My wife says the answer is granite ....

What happened to Mea Culpa, Mea Culpa, Mea Maxima Culpa?

Ot, that's right - Kobe.  A $4M ring does raise the bar for the rest of us. 8-)

Johnnie Red

Finsleft, thanks so much! Always nice to be able to spend one's birthday hosting the annual picnic for incoming Johnnies and Bennies from the southwest metro area at Lake Ann Park in Chanhassen. Had about 25 students in attendance and five alums. Thank goodness the weather was alright.

57Johnnie

The older the violin - the sweeter the music!


retagent


I'm consulting the Gorilla Glue "first aid" pages now, but if anyone happens to know a solvent for Gorilla Glue induced foot-shoe relations, I would be much appreciative (not to mention the better half's appreciation).

I've heard (where, I can't recall) that the urine from a silverback gorilla does the trick. Of course maybe it was because someone trying to get some urine from a silverback gorilla got their shoes (and legs and arms) ripped off.

57Johnnie

The older the violin - the sweeter the music!

OzJohnnie

Quote from: retagent on August 13, 2010, 10:55:40 AM

I'm consulting the Gorilla Glue "first aid" pages now, but if anyone happens to know a solvent for Gorilla Glue induced foot-shoe relations, I would be much appreciative (not to mention the better half's appreciation).

I've heard (where, I can't recall) that the urine from a silverback gorilla does the trick. Of course maybe it was because someone trying to get some urine from a silverback gorilla got their shoes (and legs and arms) ripped off.

Thank you for your interest.  Progress so far: The shoe has been removed and the sock cut away leaving about a 2x1 inch patch that remained glued fast.  That patch over the course of the evening was slowly peeled back so that only half remains firmly in place.  Uncertainty as to whether I was referring to the stuck sock or a big toe led to a (somewhat) polite decline of my offer to "cut it off with a razor blade".

Of course, when I got home from work I had to take off my shoes and stretch my toes... (it was a hard day)
And sympathize with her predicament, if only the shoe were on the other foot, of course...
And admit that I would not be cracking one foot joke after another if I could only walk a mile in her shoes...