FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[Mr. Ypsi]

Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen.

"What would you like for dinner, my love? Chicken, Beef or Lamb?"

I said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken."

She replied "You're having soup, asshole. I was talking to the dog."

Ah, but it is always good to know where one stands!

[janesvilleflash]

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.
Three women, from England, Wales, and Ireland, were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.

The English woman said, "Have you ever had a hug?" The man said, "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.

The Welsh woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?" The man said, "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The Irish woman came to him and said, "ave ya ever been fooked, Laddie?" The man broke into a big smile and said, "no".



She said, "Aye—Ya will be when the tide comes in."

Happy St. Patrick's Day

[finsleft]

McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar.

When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave,

"S'cuse me", said a customer, who was puzzled over what McQuillan had done, "what was that all about?"

"Nothin', said the Irishman, "me wife just sent me out for a jar of olives!"

[bennie]

Here is a funny article about why the Stanley Cup Playoffs are better than March Madness! I know which one I will be watching!

http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/The-68-reasons-why-NHL-Playoffs-are-better-than-;_ylt=At2ftvO.GGMOuxqD__6oGHl7vLYF?urn=nhl-wp440

[OzJohnnie]

I read somwhere that Americans get greater radiation exposure from drinking some beers than what they'll get from Japan.  Now talk about a justification for panic!  Talk about inconsistent effects of alcohol consumption: the booze makes you more randy while the rads shrivel the toolset.  Worst possible outcome.

[OzJohnnie]

This is very funny:

40 Funniest Fan Signs in Sports (PICS)

[DuffMan]

Gopher wrestlers having a rough time at the national tournament 

[janesvilleflash]

To drink tonight, or not to drink. That is the question. Let's take a vote....and the results are in, drink 1...not drink 0. The drinks have it.

[SUMMIT!!!!!]

UST-- NATIONAL CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD IS IT SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you may resume your football and wrestling converations

[tmerton]

This is very funny:

40 Funniest Fan Signs in Sports (PICS)

Good find, Oz - I remember seeing Chase Daniel Eats Boogers at the time (since he was in Missouri, I think it's allowed).

Some Raiders fans I know are going to get one of them.

[sjusection105]

Closed circuit to Duffman:
B-B-E qualifies for State Boys B-ball-- that's all those three towns need is another excuse to drink   

[DuffMan]

Closed circuit to Duffman:
B-B-E qualifies for State Boys B-ball-- that's all those three towns need is another excuse to drink   

Pretty much walked through the section, too!  The Mrs. taught many of the players to swim 

[GoldandBlueBU]

Congrats to the Toms on the hoops national title...

Way to go MIAC.

[DoubleO]

How about them Toms, fellas?

Way to get it done, boys!

[stanbob]

Had to share this one from a blogtoon that I follow:

http://pptranger.us/chuck-charlie-copy/