FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[icgrad87]

Out of breath from running after the bus...almost didn't make it.  Looking forward to a big day of posting.

[lewdogg11]

What's going on, eh?
Doing a little fishing today, eh?

Allow myself, to introduce...myself.

I am the venerable LewDogg11.  

To kick things off, I'd to have a moment of silence, and remember 'The Icy Hot Stuntaz':

['gro]

Good find LD, unfortunetly their bid for a TV series never came through... instead we can just hate the Gotti's.

[Maroon&Gold]

Welcome LL Board posters

Let's crack our first Hamm's (or Premo, whatever you prefer) and let the good times roll!!

['gro]

picking up a LL topic from yesterday... Gro has followed JT's lead and set the DVR to record Maury Povich daily. Never again will Gro miss baby mama drama updates... and Gro can just fast forward to the results and see the "running back stage and crying because you realize just how big of a hoe bag you really are" moments. makes for great TV, should be in prime time.

[JT]

JT's in the house.  Aha! good to be in Minnesota, where Moosehead isn't beer.

[Kilted Rat]

WELCOME LLPP INC to our humble board, where Hamm's, eelpout, and deer hunting reign supreme!

Karma to all to celebrate this great day in Ecumenical (sp?) history!

[Garnet]

Garnet would like to carry over a topic from the LLPP.

Garnet will not be posting any current pictures of Baby Jessica.  Not worth it!

Damn it's cold in here!

[Kilted Rat]

Come on now Garnet (KR requests permission to call you the Kid in honor of being in MIAC, the home of KG), there are lots of extremely attractive 19 year old caucasian girls who marry 32 year old mexicans.... nevermind.

[BobbyBoucher]

Bobby had to get a late pass and have Mamma drive me to the MIAC board.  Bobby will be suspending his LLPP waterboy duties today to enjoy a few frosty hamm's with fellow Post Patterns brethren.  However, Bobby did bring along one water cooler filled with the goose on ice just in case.

In honor of this momentous occasion, bobby thought it wise to offer a late X-mas gift to the MIAC

If the MIAC posters have their offices setup in true Holladawg fashion
( http://www.d3sports.com/post/index.php?topic=4100.msg408690#msg408690 )

There should be no problem with the links below.  IF not, the first may be considered NSFW

http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2005/12/25/merry-christmas-random-hot-chicks-of-the-day/#more-1956

http://www.bastardly.com/archives/category/sex-celebrities/bastardly-ladies/jacksons-random-bitches/

[Garnet]

Maybe this will help warm things up a little.

[BobbyBoucher]

Garnet - Bobby had to smite to keep you at the pre-approved 69K.  All should note that the LLPP Inc accountants have indicated that Garnets karma count is approaching 200.

[JT]

picking up a LL topic from yesterday... Gro has followed JT's lead and set the DVR to record Maury Povich daily. Never again will Gro miss baby mama drama updates... and Gro can just fast forward to the results and see the "running back stage and crying because you realize just how big of a hoe bag you really are" moments. makes for great TV, should be in prime time.

In addition to the lie detector show, JT also likes the troubled teen episodes.  At the end of the show they shuffle the lil' hussies off to jail or boot camp to be yelled at until they cry.

Synopsis:

Girl (12-16): I don't listen to what my Momma says.  I do what ever I want [insert] (skip school, smoke, do drugs, sleep with boys, steal etc.)

Mom:  I don't know what to do.  She used to a sweet little girl.  She was on the honor roll.  Now I can't control her.

Maury:  Well Mom have plans for your daughter.

Out rolls some jailhouse cops, D West, or drill sargents.

After a day of you don't want to end up like this.....

Girl: I want my Momma.  I will be good from now on.

[Fade out, credits roll]

[Kilted Rat]

KR found this wonderful picture from his childhood:




Anyone else remember when Drew Berrymore was cute?  Damn bitch had to turn 10

[icgrad87]

Hopefully this will help warm things up...