FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

dewcrew88 · January 31, 2006, 10:35:09 AM

Quote from: JT on January 31, 2006, 09:37:53 AM
Quote from: EngiNegro on January 31, 2006, 09:05:02 AM
picking up a LL topic from yesterday... Gro has followed JT's lead and set the DVR to record Maury Povich daily. Never again will Gro miss baby mama drama updates... and Gro can just fast forward to the results and see the "running back stage and crying because you realize just how big of a hoe bag you really are" moments. makes for great TV, should be in prime time.

In addition to the lie detector show, JT also likes the troubled teen episodes. At the end of the show they shuffle the lil' hussies off to jail or boot camp to be yelled at until they cry.

Synopsis:

Girl (12-16): I don't listen to what my Momma says. I do what ever I want [insert] (skip school, smoke, do drugs, sleep with boys, steal etc.)

Mom: I don't know what to do. She used to a sweet little girl. She was on the honor roll. Now I can't control her.

Maury: Well Mom have plans for your daughter.

Out rolls some jailhouse cops, D West, or drill sargents.

After a day of you don't want to end up like this.....

Girl: I want my Momma. I will be good from now on.

[Fade out, credits roll]

LLPP, Inc. members: My apologies for my tardiness, as soon as I got going, I hightailed it to the MIAC.

JT, you got to get it in the right tone...
"I do whateva I want!"
(to the booing audience) "You don't know me!"
F!ck you! (bleeps included of course)
"I'm not a ho!"
etc etc etc.

dewcrew88 · January 31, 2006, 10:38:16 AM

Quote from: BlueDevil Bob on January 31, 2006, 09:45:32 AM
I've gotta get Stout to join the MIAC.

This board rocks!

No, you have to get Stout to join the LL... this is the type of fun that ensues practically every day.

Kilted Rat · January 31, 2006, 10:38:55 AM

Budcrew, welcome to the field trip.

You're forgetting one important part... the crowd chanting "SLUT..SLUT... SLUT"

dewcrew88 · January 31, 2006, 10:42:34 AM

Quote from: lewdogg11 on January 31, 2006, 10:05:18 AM
I'm just gonna quit now since my research and time consuming Monday night is getting ruined by people with no patience and a lack for originality. I'm taking a work break. Enjoy...

Personally, I think Stefanie Tanner has the best entire package. Winnie Cooper is hot, but her face doesn't do it for me. Punky is hot but she's had all kinds of work done. And Topanga, well, she's still Topanga.

I think it's pretty funny how you call all the 80s show chicks by their show name and not their real name...
But I only know (without doing any internet research) one real name off the top of my head - Punky Brewster/Soleil Moon Frye.
I don't remember the others, so using their show names works just fine.

dewcrew88 · January 31, 2006, 10:43:25 AM

Quote from: kiltedrat on January 31, 2006, 10:38:55 AM
Budcrew, welcome to the field trip.

You're forgetting one important part... the crowd chanting "SLUT..SLUT... SLUT"

That's not Maury is it? I thought they only chanted that on Springer.

Kilted Rat · January 31, 2006, 10:47:36 AM

When you get down to it, is there really a fundamental difference between Maury and Jerry?

Kinda like saying one trailer park is trashier than another... may be true, but they're both on the wrong end of that spectrum.

KR's favorite quote his dad said while growing up:

Young freshman in High school KR: "Dad, I'm the best wrestler on the JV team this year!"
KR's dad: "Best wrestler on the JV squad? That's kinda like being the best looking girl in the trailer park."

dewcrew88 · January 31, 2006, 10:49:41 AM

Quote from: kiltedrat on January 31, 2006, 10:47:36 AM
When you get down to it, is there really a fundamental difference between Maury and Jerry?

Kinda like saying one trailer park is trashier than another... may be true, but they're both on the wrong end of that spectrum.

KR's favorite quote his dad said while growing up:

Young freshman in High school KR: "Dad, I'm the best wrestler on the JV team this year!"
KR's dad: "Best wrestler on the JV squad? That's kinda like being the best looking girl in the trailer park."

+k to KR for his dad's quote.

'gro · January 31, 2006, 10:50:38 AM

Where are all the MIAC posters? Kiltedrat can't win the 3 legged race all by himself (Mrs. KR may think otherwise, but that's neither here nor there).

JT · January 31, 2006, 10:52:54 AM

Maury's crowd basically just boos and curses. Jerry's crowd has all those coined phrases like SLUT... SLUT or We Love Lesbians. Jerry knows he's a dirtbag. Maury still thinks he hasn't sold out.

icgrad87 · January 31, 2006, 10:55:30 AM

Quote from: Garnet on January 31, 2006, 10:08:23 AM
Quote from: icgrad87 on January 31, 2006, 09:43:18 AM
Hopefully this will help warm things up...

How did you miss this CT ICGrad?

Don't know..I was looking for something else & her pic popped up..

Kilted Rat · January 31, 2006, 11:03:28 AM

Quote from: EngiNegro on January 31, 2006, 10:50:38 AM
Where are all the MIAC posters? Kiltedrat can't win the 3 legged race all by himself (Mrs. KR may think otherwise, but that's neither here nor there).

KR only wishes he had the same 3rd leg problems Gro is rumored to have

icgrad87 · January 31, 2006, 11:08:29 AM

One more from the 80's

Who's the Boss - Samantha Micelli

Then

Now

or this

Knightstalker · January 31, 2006, 11:16:37 AM

KS went back four pages and gave everyone posting +K in honor of the field trip.

Garnet · January 31, 2006, 11:20:02 AM

Picking up on LD11's theme with a slight twist.

She was not a child star of the Eighties but she was a star.

Still looking pretty damn good too!!!

BDB · January 31, 2006, 11:24:33 AM

Quote from: budcrew08 on January 31, 2006, 10:38:16 AM
Quote from: BlueDevil Bob on January 31, 2006, 09:45:32 AM
I've gotta get Stout to join the MIAC.

This board rocks!

No, you have to get Stout to join the LL... this is the type of fun that ensues practically every day.

Sweet Liberty!

I am going to start stopping by! 8)