FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[DuffMan]

You can't all be bad.  There are some Royals that have ruined it all, though.

[finsleft]

Though technically not an alum, I noticed in this morning's Trib that there is a Survivor contestant who actually attended Bethel. She even looked a little sassy. Now a bartender in Chicago. Sounds to me like she escaped and fled.

[57Johnnie]

Welcome back TDT 

[DuffMan]

I pondered the post total re-set you mentioned and elected not to.

Guru, you are just too generous.

[johnnie_esq]

KR, no hard feelings-- just giving you a hard time.

PC, I like the "online" upgrade.  Does this mean I can't lurk without posting anymore?

[finsleft]

Anybody going to the SJU - Tommie ('s SUCK) hockey game tonight? Wondering if I should set the DVR to record Earl tonight and go to the game, or just go home and get Hammed up and watch Earl amass his karma at 8:00.

[Johnnie Red]

Another incident in Chaska. We call it "Texas (can't) hold `em!"

Two women were pumping gas into their vehicle at a SuperAmerica Station in our fine community. A vehicle drove up to the pumps. A male passenger exited the vehicle and made inappropriate comments to them and asked them if they needed help pumping gas. He then began urinating on the ground. A  Chaska police officer arrived and spoke to the urine offender. The man stated he was from Texas and "it is common in Texas to urinate while you are filling up on gas." The officer reminded the man he was now in Minnesota, where such behavior is not too common. A breath test indicated the man had a .19 AC. He was transported to the jail and charged with indecent exposure.

And now you have the rest of the story from beautiful Chaska.

[finsleft]

You certainly have had an eventful 2006, JR.  I suppose after downing 15-20 beers, once you hear that gas running through the hose, it makes you have to pee really bad.

[MongolianWarrior]

TDT--re-entry into the posting area costs a case of Hamms...paid to each poster.  I'll expect mine shortly, thank you.

[DuffMan]

JR, was the offender a Johnnie alum? 

[Johnnie Red]

Duffman, a Johnnie alum? Man, we are talking Texas here. Think Hardin-Simmons or Trinity.

[DuffMan]

I was thinking of a specific SJU alum   Perhaps it was Trinity's Roy Hampton?  He seemed to have a propensity towards public intoxication

[Touchdown Tommy]

Duffman does this specific alum hail from Lubbock, TX?

[Touchdown Tommy]

Sidenote: Glad that karma is on a steep decline.  Thanks for the vast showing of respect for a dignified opening day.

Mongo,

Your Hamm's will be on its way, however, I will need your mailing address and Frank will have to ship it from Bernick's in the Cloud as the distribution channels don't bring our favorite brew to South Fla.  TDT has started drinking Turbo Dog instead.  I will bring it up to the Stiftungsfestivities this season.

Where's my buddy ROR?  Is he lurking or still steaming from Tuesday night??

[frankrickard]

My route took me out to Willmar again today and I'm still disgusted as ever at seeing Hamm's in a 24 pack.  It drove me to open a beck's when i got back from work.  Mongo, you should see the fridge now, it's filled with 75% beer, a gallon of milk, a gallon of chocolate milk and some pop.  I keep getting free beer from breakage, expiration, etc.

So, TDT is back. My karmalization/smitilization ability is still up in the air and can be bought for the right price.