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Touchdown Tommy

Hey Frank we are buds relax.  Now Willy is a whole nother ballgame.

Duffman,

You know that isn't me.  Jose isn't sporting any pink.

Johnnie Red,

You are much more likely to see me on CSI: Miami sitting around the pool with a babe on each arm. 

Early Prediction: OneArmedScot picks against the Johnnies 4 times this season and is wrong each and EVERY time.
Chasing MILFs since '82...

Kilted Rat

Quote from: Touchdown Tommy on February 03, 2006, 10:46:14 AM
Johnnie Red,

You are much more likely to see me on CSI: Miami sitting around the pool with a babe on each arm. 

TDT and his "babes" look a lot like this:
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

DuffMan


A tradition unrivaled...
MIAC Champions: '32, '35, '36, '38, '53, '62, '63, '65, '71, '74, '75, '76, '77, '79, '82, '85, '89, '91, '93, '94, '95, '96, '98, '99, '01, '02, '03, '05, '06, '08, '09, '14, '18, '19, '21, '22, '24
National Champions: '63, '65, '76, '03

SUMMIT!!!!!

KR- is his "babe" the holder or the holdee?   ;D
After the game, the king and pawn go into the same box.

Italian proverb

Kilted Rat

That is up to the eye of the beholder, the smaller one has the pink on.
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

Touchdown Tommy

Lots of funny guys.  Well mission accomplished fellas.  I have now lost the old karma cushion.  Here come the negatives.  Pour it on!!!!!!!!!!

Appears a few of you clowns were really foaming at the mouth waiting for Touchdown Tommy's return...
Chasing MILFs since '82...

finsleft


finsleft

Quote from: Johnnie Red on February 03, 2006, 08:05:37 AM
Fins, what is the story with My Name is Earl? I thought for sure you would be watching my favorite show, OC. I keep expecting TDT to make a guest appearance on OC given his apparent connections.
Never have watched The OC, JR, but I'll check it out to see what the buzz is all about. When is it on? It looked a little soap opera-ish to me.
I don't know what it is about Earl that appeals to me. I mean, it's just a show about people living in trailers or hotels, mostly drinking beer and trying to do good things to help their karma. Must remind me of some people I know.

Touchdown Tommy

FYI Johnnie Red

We all know about the downfalls of Auggie Tech and the negative stereotypes that go along with the Tech.  However, for the sake of accuracy I must say that incoming Minneapolis School Superintendent, Bill Green, is an excellent choice.  In fact it is a small world.  KR and I both took a class from him at SJU in the history department (apparently when SJU needs a prof to teach a night class, occasionally they go to other MIAC institutions).  I thought he was pretty bright and a real likeable guy.  TDT is confident he will do a bang up job for the Minneapolis School District which needs all the help it can get by the sounds of things.

Moral of the Story: Even Auggie Tech has a few good apples, but only if they spent some time behind the Pine Curtain.

KR: Would you concur?

Chasing MILFs since '82...

janesvilleflash

If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved.

Kilted Rat

I concur.

Hard not to like a guy when he uses an analogy of St. Cloud trying to take over SJU to describe national pride and the origin of commonality.

He also let two of my roommates and I bring our own $5 Odd Lots lawn chairs to class.

Any college kids reading this, last semester of your senior year, try to take at least one  class outside of your major with as many of your roommates as possible, night classes are even better for this.

We did different themes for each week to keep from getting bored, here are some examples:

1.  Bring your own lawn chair night
2.  Gym shorts and argyle socks night
3.  Wine in pop bottle night (Avon sells jugs of ****ty wine for like $8, you'll each want to bring 2-3 20 oz bottles.
4.  Hawaiian shirt and gangsta bandana night
5.  40's before class night
6.  Kriss Kross night (pants and shirts backwards
7.  Mesh hats you bought at Saver's night (single guys; you have no idea how much chicks dig a guy with a hat that says "SuperDad"
8.  9 day moustache night (obviously preparation for this one starts before the previous lecture.
9.  Clip on tie with t-shirt night (clip-on tie should have been purchased at Savers/Goodwill as well)
10. Ask stupid question night (each person must ask at least one stupid question during lecture and vote at the end for best question. I believe our winner was, "How did George Washington get to be king when his homosexual tendencies were obvious?)
11.  Beans, busch light, bacon, and broccoli for lunch night (if you don't get it now, you will 4 hours after you eat it.)
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

DuffMan

As a variation of #5, I did party-ball before your philosphy final night.  Let's say that I used the facilities at least 4 times during that test.  And I pulled a B in the class.  No harm, no foul.

A tradition unrivaled...
MIAC Champions: '32, '35, '36, '38, '53, '62, '63, '65, '71, '74, '75, '76, '77, '79, '82, '85, '89, '91, '93, '94, '95, '96, '98, '99, '01, '02, '03, '05, '06, '08, '09, '14, '18, '19, '21, '22, '24
National Champions: '63, '65, '76, '03

finsleft

Great stuff, KR. I just forwarded that out to Fins, Jr. I feel it's vitally important that we pass down these traditions to those who come after us.

DuffMan

Might I suggest, "Dress as Dean Laker Night"?

A tradition unrivaled...
MIAC Champions: '32, '35, '36, '38, '53, '62, '63, '65, '71, '74, '75, '76, '77, '79, '82, '85, '89, '91, '93, '94, '95, '96, '98, '99, '01, '02, '03, '05, '06, '08, '09, '14, '18, '19, '21, '22, '24
National Champions: '63, '65, '76, '03

finsleft

Quote from: DuffMan on February 03, 2006, 01:27:25 PM
Might I suggest, "Dress as Dean Laker Night"?

What's that? Wear too tight panties?