FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[finsleft]

Best new email joke of the day...so far....

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
The next time he saw Morris the doctor spoke to him and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"
Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur. Be careful.'"

[Willy Wonka]

Apparently the job market isn't what TDT was expecting down in Florida. He's looking for a new job back up north and even placed an ad in the paper. Check it out.

http://waah.topcities.com/RPG/images/job.jpg

[Kilted Rat]

Great stuff, KR. I just forwarded that out to Fins, Jr. I feel it's vitally important that we pass down these traditions to those who come after us.

Fins,
Hope Jr gets as much use and enjoyment from those as we did coming up with them.

Another great thing about night classes: they're scheduled to go from 6-9 usually and they rarely take the full time. Even if they do take the full time, you still have plenty of time to get to your car and get to Avon to buy supplies for the rest of the night, since you usually end up drinking those nights. It's not like you could get much studying done after a long day of class!

[DuffMan]

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he remembers
that it's his daughter's birthday.
He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson, "How much is
the Barbie on the display window?"
The salesperson answers, " Which one? We have:
Work out Barbie for $19.95
Shopping Barbie for $19.95
Beach Barbie for $19.95
Disco Barbie for $19.95
Divorced Barbie for $265.95
The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced
Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
The salesperson annoyingly answers :
Sir..., "Divorced Barbie comes with:
Ken's Car,
Ken's House,
Ken's Boat,
Ken's Furniture,
Ken's Computer and...
One of Ken's Friends

[Touchdown Tommy]

Boy there sure are a lot of Touchdown Tommy sightings.  If I didn't know better I might think there was more than 1 of me roaming the United States.

Also, has there been a confirmation that the Js will start with 2 WIAC games next season?  I see a #1 seed in the future of the Johnnies...

[DuffMan]

I haven't heard any more about the SJU/UWRF game yet.  Keep your fingers crossed.

[Kilted Rat]

There was an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery.
One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!"

Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say instead that they had 'fallen.'

This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well until the priest passed away at a ripe, old age.

A few days after the new priest arrived, he visited the mayor of the town and seemed very concerned.

"Mayor, you have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional, keep telling me they've fallen."

The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had told the new priest about the code word. But, before he could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at him and shouted, "I don't know what you're laughing about, because your wife has already fallen three times this week!"

['gro]

+K to KR on his way to 100, good jokes today.

Here's a link to the LL board and Gro's Joke of the Day

[finsleft]

Since it seems to be joke day today, I'll pass along one I just received from our old pal Bob Wicker...

A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around
the marketplace looking at the goods and such when they passed this
small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with
a Jamaican accent say, "You foreigners! You Come in. You Come into
my humble shop! "
So the married couple walked in.
The Jamaican said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you
would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex."
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the shopkeeper
had said, but the man wasn't keen being the sex god he was . The husband asked
the man, "How could sandals make you into a sexfreak?"
The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Mon."
Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on.
As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes.....
something his wife hadn't seen in many years!
In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently
over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed
a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.
The Jamaican then began screaming...........
"YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET! YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG
FEET!!"

[sju56321]

I know this is a football board-but on the USCHO.com board Ryan Coleman has some nice pictures of the SJU v. UST hockey game last night.
BTW: Duffman-you like having TDT back on the board, don't you? 

[johnnie_esq]

56321, I finally broke down and registered for USCHO today.   You can find me on GPL under a way different moniker though.  Are you on SS.com?

RC is a talented man, no question.  If you're lurking, RC, do you find it easier for football or hockey photos?

Anyone going to head to STA tonight?

And whoa, both 56321 and I just hit the best Karma number....

[finsleft]

Sorry Esq and Zip. I karma'd you both right when I saw you had posted and before reading your posts nor looking at your karmometers. So it was me you can blame for making your stay at karma69 so short-lived. Maybe someone can zap you back so you can revel in that glorious karma # for at least a little while. Or you can be like Garnet of LL who keeps his karma trimmed at an everlasting 69.

[finsleft]

whew, I see someone took care of you. I was nervous there for a while

[DuffMan]

BTW: Duffman-you like having TDT back on the board, don't you? 

I love it!  Now if only I could teach him to shotgun a beer like me (or even your wife)!

[DuffMan]

whew, I see someone took care of you. I was nervous there for a while

Don't worry, I was on top of it.