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Touchdown Tommy

And I dug a pic of myself (straw hat) schmoozing with some MILFs on each arm outta the archives.  KR playing wingman obviously.

Chasing MILFs since '82...

Kilted Rat

I'd rather play wingman than come even close to those GOYLF (Grandmas only you'd .....)

I know your standards have to drop to get to a league you can make contact in, but Christ man... I never thought even you'd drop that low.
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

Kilted Rat

Since Hamm's is only sold in 6 and 24 packs down here in Iowa, is it legal to duct tape one of each together and call it a Thirdy pack?
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.


finsleft

Quote from: Touchdown Tommy on February 06, 2006, 07:31:21 PM
And I dug a pic of myself (straw hat) schmoozing with some MILFs on each arm outta the archives.  KR playing wingman obviously.


You like that blonde fur, don't you?Looks like she only shaves that spot from just below her knees to mid-thigh.

finsleft

Quote from: kiltedrat on February 06, 2006, 08:27:53 PM
Since Hamm's is only sold in 6 and 24 packs down here in Iowa, is it legal to duct tape one of each together and call it a Thirdy pack?
Alas, I'm afraid that's what it's coming down to.

frankrickard

I think I will just have to buy five 24 packs and tell everyone I bought four 30 packs.
Heaven isn't too far away,
Closer to it every day

Kilted Rat

Quote from: frankrickard on February 06, 2006, 09:07:45 PM
I think I will just have to buy five 24 packs and tell everyone I bought four 30 packs.


I have to admit I almost had to use a calculator to see if that was legit.

I took as few math classes as posible at SJU, GAC must not let you slide through with Essentials of Calculus!
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

DuffMan

Quote from: frankrickard on February 06, 2006, 09:07:45 PM
I think I will just have to buy five 24 packs and tell everyone I bought four 30 packs.

You should save the 30-pack boxes so that you can buy 24-packs and repackage them yourselves.

A tradition unrivaled...
MIAC Champions: '32, '35, '36, '38, '53, '62, '63, '65, '71, '74, '75, '76, '77, '79, '82, '85, '89, '91, '93, '94, '95, '96, '98, '99, '01, '02, '03, '05, '06, '08, '09, '14, '18, '19, '21, '22, '24
National Champions: '63, '65, '76, '03

Kilted Rat

Quote from: DuffMan on February 06, 2006, 09:53:08 PM
You should save the 30-pack boxes so that you can buy 24-packs and repackage them yourselves.

Is that how you do it with Zima?
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

DuffMan


A tradition unrivaled...
MIAC Champions: '32, '35, '36, '38, '53, '62, '63, '65, '71, '74, '75, '76, '77, '79, '82, '85, '89, '91, '93, '94, '95, '96, '98, '99, '01, '02, '03, '05, '06, '08, '09, '14, '18, '19, '21, '22, '24
National Champions: '63, '65, '76, '03

Willy Wonka

#5966
I tend to prefer a couple O'Doul's while munching on my Heart Attack burger at a local establishment. The burger is especially amazing, as it's a rural St. Peter (is that redundant?) specialty. I've never seen or heard of it anywhere else.

A hearty halfpound patty, topped with a fried egg and - depending on your tastes - doused with either bar-b-q sauce or katsup. Num num in my tum tum!

PS - Kilted, are you wearing green, yellow or red this Saturday night? :)
I don't hate Duke. I just hate all their players, coaches and fans.

Buckman

The game with River Falls is finalized for September 9.  Here is the article in the times this morning.

http://www.sctimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060207/SPORTS/102070007/1002

'gro

MIAC brethern and all other Upper Midwesternernerners.... Gro's late teenage diet in upstate NY included heavy doses of Milwaukee's Best Ice -- $4.88/12pk as I remember -- In fact the first beer ever served to young Gro at RPI was a MBI.

Since you guys are "up there" where MB is from, what's your opinion of the beer? Gro knows it served one purpose of reaching FUBAR status in as little time as possible.

As my friend's mom once said "Whoever makes that blue and black can you guys keep them in business!"

DuffMan

Quote from: EngiNegro on February 07, 2006, 08:13:22 AM
Since you guys are "up there" where MB is from, what's your opinion of the beer? Gro knows it served one purpose of reaching FUBAR status in as little time as possible.

That stuff is terrible.  That being said, a few MIAC posters participated in the shotgunning of 16 oz Milwaukee's Best Ice prior to the SJU-UWW game.  Obviously, it didn't bring good luck to the Johnnies.

A tradition unrivaled...
MIAC Champions: '32, '35, '36, '38, '53, '62, '63, '65, '71, '74, '75, '76, '77, '79, '82, '85, '89, '91, '93, '94, '95, '96, '98, '99, '01, '02, '03, '05, '06, '08, '09, '14, '18, '19, '21, '22, '24
National Champions: '63, '65, '76, '03