FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[Garnet]

Garnet thought of you guys out on the lake ice fishing when he saw this clip.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/32460/fishing_is_dangerous/

['gro]

for those of us stuck in the office...

www.ncaasports.com/mmod

march madness video feeds FREE. wait time was pretty quick (started in line at 17,000 only took 10-15min) and it looks legit... at little choppy at times.

I've got my afternoon agenda. TAKE THAT CORPORATE AMERICA.

K me up if you enjoy the link.

[finsleft]

Garnet thought of you guys out on the lake ice fishing when he saw this clip.http://www.metacafe.com/watch/32460/fishing_is_dangerous/

That just demonstrates what can happen when you go out ice fishing without proper protective gear and taking adequate safety precautions.
You watch those outdoors shows on TV and it's all fun and games.

[tmerton]

I've got my afternoon agenda. TAKE THAT CORPORATE AMERICA.

K me up if you enjoy the link.

Corporate IT departments are in apoplexy as their bandwidth disappears, but then no one's working anyhow so who needs it.  Should do wonders for the March productivity numbers. 

[Whoa Nelly]

I'm sure everyone who had BC coming out of the Mpls region are relieved...

Go Winthrop!

[SUMMIT!!!!!]

When I read this one, I couldn't help but think of Fins & the rest of you married guys and/or fishermen:

The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim faced Alaska State Troopers.

"We're sorry Mr. Wilkins, but we have some information about your wife," said one trooper.

"Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkins shouted.

The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news; some good news; and, some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"

Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkins said, "Give me the bad news first."

The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay."

"Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkins. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"

The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up she had 12 twenty-five pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her."

Stunned, Mr. Wilkins demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the really great news?"

The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow! "

[Kilted Rat]

An avid Johnnie fan about 8 years out of SJU is seated in his reserve seat ready for the opening kickoff of the new season. It's a beautiful day in Collegeville and there is not an empty seat or hillside spot of grass in the whole stadium except for directly in front of him where an empty spot is next to an older gentleman who is using the seat to hold his program (with john Gagliardi's signature on page 56) and bratwurst.

"Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice that next to you is the only empty seat in the whole stadium, what's up with that?" asked the young alum.

"This seat was my wife's and she died recently."

Slightly embarassed the man replied, "I'm sorry to hear that, but there must have been some friend or relative you could have invited to have her seat for such a great game on such a beautiful day!"

The old man sighed and said, "I asked all of our relatives, but they decided to attend her funeral instead."

[frankrickard]

Happy St. Patricks Day...I'm off to celebrate my rich German and English Heritage...Celebrate the Holiday Responsibly and with plenty of Green Beer and Irish Car Bombs

[Johnnie Red]

Great to see everyone last evening at the Johnnie standup. Finsleft, it was tough to not have any Hamm's available. Dusty, thanks for driving. Program was nice. Always nice to see RaiderGuy at the Johnnie events.

Happy St. Patrick's Day to everyone! Enjoy a few adult beverages today. Extend the celebration into tomorrow by joining us in Belle Plaine. Parade will be at 1:00 p.m. and then hit the bars the rest of the day. The town will be rocking.

[Johnnie Red]

I forgot to mention that as I was driving over to Dusty's place in Eden Prairie yesterday afternoon, I came to a stoplight in E.P. A school bus came by as I was waiting. The bus was full of elementary students. As I was looking up at the bus, a young lad proceeds to give me the finger with both hands. That was rather unusual. I suppose I should be thankful this happened in E.P. and not Chaska. No doubt the kid will be enrolled at Auggie Tech in the future.

[DuffMan]

That kid better hope that he never gets on the wrong side of the law in Carver County!  I'd say there's a good chance he'll matriculate at a WIAC school

[janesvilleflash]

Us WIAC'ers aren't coordinated enough to us BOTH hands.

[janesvilleflash]

Or SMART enough to spell USE.

[tmerton]

Celebrate the Holiday Responsibly and with plenty of Green Beer and Irish Car Bombs

An Irishman driving in an unfamilar part of his country pulls into what looks like a little used service station.  "I'm in need of some petrol," he tells the young boy who steps out to his car.  "We have no petrol," the boy replies.   "Then I'll take a tin of oil for my engine," he says.  "We've no oil, either," says the boy.  "You've no petrol and no oil - what kind of service station is this?" says the Irishman.  "Well," the boy says, lowering his voice, "it's no service station at all.  It's a front for the Irish Republican Army."  "Oh," said the Irishman, "in that case just blow up the tires."

[DuffMan]

Or SMART enough to spell USE.

In the words of Homer Simpson, "I am so smart.  I am so smart.  S-M-R-T!"