FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[Kilted Rat]

If anyone was ever wondering how boring life in Des Moines, Iowa is, It's so boring some douchebag Drake student decided to live in Wal-mart for 41 hours over break.

Iowa is that damn boring...

[Veek]

Fins - a Tuesday or Thursday night work best for me to get together over an eelpout ale.  Give me a couple day notice and I'll be there.  The golf outing may grow to be so huge that it will take a number of preliminary meetings to get everything finalized.  I'm sure Frank is up to the task.

[johnnyadmit]

If anyone was ever wondering how boring life in Des Moines, Iowa is, It's so boring some douchebag Drake student decided to live in Wal-mart for 41 hours over break.

Iowa is that damn boring...

Does Walmart sell beer and porn?   I could really save on rent!

[Kilted Rat]

If anyone was ever wondering how boring life in Des Moines, Iowa is, It's so boring some douchebag Drake student decided to live in Wal-mart for 41 hours over break.

Iowa is that damn boring...

Does Walmart sell beer and porn?   I could really save on rent!

In Iowa, every place you can buy groceries sells beer. No go on the porn... but I'm sure you could sneak it in.

By the way, this isn't one of those nice Wal-mart's like the one in St. Cloud, this Wal-mart is a POS. I went there once and got sick of steering my cart around various 3-day old messes of random crap spilled in every aisle. The people that shop there aren't the cleanest either... some you can honestly smell 10 feet away.

[johnnyadmit]

In Iowa, every place you can buy groceries sells beer. No go on the porn... but I'm sure you could sneak it in.

I could learn to love you Iowegians!

[finsleft]

Fins - a Tuesday or Thursday night work best for me to get together over an eelpout ale.  Give me a couple day notice and I'll be there.  The golf outing may grow to be so huge that it will take a number of preliminary meetings to get everything finalized.  I'm sure Frank is up to the task.

How about next Tuesday? Twins season opener will be on the big screen. (When's Fox going to go HD?) We'll talk golf during commercials. Frank? Anyone else?

[finsleft]

Who's the Smite-meister? Anyone else getting clobbered or is it just me offending sensitive readers with my family photo album?
I'm getting perilously close to TDT levels. 

[Veek]

Fins - next Tuesday is fine.  Should we get started at noon or 1 p.m.?  You can email the details to veek@uslink.net.  Thanks.

[finsleft]

Fins - next Tuesday is fine.  Should we get started at noon or 1 p.m.?  You can email the details to veek@uslink.net.  Thanks.

Kinda late for a Stiftungfestivities to start, isn't it?
Just shot you an email.

[Touchdown Tommy]

Sounds to me like my old buddy Veek is going through an "off season" crisis.  I trust a viewing of the Pace Arrow and some Eelpout Ale will help.  Anyway TDT can be linked in via Live Video Conference??

[finsleft]

Sounds to me like my old buddy Veek is going through an "off season" crisis.  I trust a viewing of the Pace Arrow and some Eelpout Ale will help.  Anyway TDT can be linked in via Live Video Conference??

I'm jonesing, too. We'll call this our NCAA sanctioned spring practice. Remember, no pads. We'll link you in, just pick up your can and pull the string tight.

Kilted- your Walmart must be a real dive if you think ours is "a nice Walmart". What an oxymorn. As far as I'm concerned, it only looks good in my rear-view mirror.

[finsleft]

tmerton- more on retirement...

Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday

Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.

Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.

Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% percent discount.

Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Underwear and tied shoes.

Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.

Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS!

Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.

Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer: Normal.

Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answers: The never ending Coffee Break.

Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.

Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with?
Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.

[tmerton]

For fins:

Senator Hillary Clinton was attending a party, when she noticed Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger. She walked over to him, and in a quiet voice said, "If you were my husband I would poison your drink."

Schwarzenegger smiled, leaned forward, and whispered in her ear, "And if you were my wife I would drink it."

[finsleft]

For fins:
Senator Hillary Clinton was attending a party, when she noticed Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger. She walked over to him, and in a quiet voice said, "If you were my husband I would poison your drink."
Schwarzenegger smiled, leaned forward, and whispered in her ear, "And if you were my wife I would drink it."

That's a good one TM! 

[MongolianWarrior]

Does Walmart sell beer and porn?   I could really save on rent!

Not only does Vegas gas stations, grocery stores, etc sell beer and hard liquor, but they also have video poker machines.