FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[icgrad87]

... and welcome back to the TDT and Pat show!![/b][/color][/size]


In Today's episode, our characters argue over the value of who cares less about karma than whom, whom is smiting whom, and which Subway sandwich is the best.

Let's watch!

Lunch almost went flying all over my flat screen...HA HA HA HA!!

[DuffMan]

Let's spice up the MIAC board with a poll!

[Kilted Rat]

I got $20 on April 8th (Pat, if you make this happen, I'll give you half the proceeds )

[finsleft]

To  show Pat and the rest of the D3 football world that I think spring practice is extremely popular, I am hosting the 1st NCAA D3 MIAC Spring Practice Stiftungsfestivities tomorrow night Tuesday)in the Finsleft Practice Spectrum.
Opening Hamm's stretching exercises will begin at 5:30, followed by bratwurst consuming at 6:30, followed by a full Hamm's workout in conjunction with the Twins Opener.
Email me privately for my address. All are welcome. Yes, Pat, you can come, too.

Fins - You sure you want to do it Tuesday? If you waited until Wednesday, you could begin the celebration at 01:02:03 p.m. on 04/05/06. Look at those numbers closely. Neato huh?

That's cool Willy. But if the game goes extra innings or maybe a snow delay, we can still celebrate at 01:02:03 a.m. on 04/05/06, can't we?

[finsleft]

Finsleft joke of the day, brought to you by Subway...

It was the first day of school and a new student named Pedro Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history.
"Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?' "
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Pedro, who had his hand up.
"Patrick Henry, 1775."
"Very good!" apprised the teacher. "Now, who said, 'Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth'?"
Again, no response except from Pedro: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863."
The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed! Pedro, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do!"
She heard a loud whisper from the back of the classroom: "Screw the Mexicans!"
"Who said that?" she demanded.
Pedro put his hand up. "Jim Bowie, 1836."
At that point, another student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."  The teacher glared and asked, "All right! Now, who said that?"
Again, Pedro answered, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."
Another student yelled, "You're INCREDIBLE!"
Pedro jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to the teacher, "Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
Now, with almost a mob hysteria, teacher said, "You little punk... If you say anything else, I'll kill you!"
Pedro frantically yelled at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001."
The teacher fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the floor, someone said, "Oh crap, we're in BIG trouble now!"
Pedro whispered, "Saddam Hussein, 2003."
Finally someone throws an eraser at Pedro and another student shouts "Duck"!
Teacher, just waking, asked "Who said that?
Pedro answered: "Dick Cheney 2006!"

[Retired Old Rat]

Let's spice up the MIAC board with a poll!

I clicked April 7, but I'm thinking it may be closer to April 3.

[Pat Coleman]

You guys seriously underestimate my patience.

[Kilted Rat]

Patience or pain tolerance, one of the two

[Retired Old Rat]

You guys seriously underestimate my patience.

I know what I would do.   

[johnnyadmit]

Man, I spend the day actually educating my youth, and look what happens!!  Screw the future of america- I gotta pay attention here!   

I also think we need reg in here to establish the over-under on TDT's boot date...

[johnnyadmit]

I got $20 on April 8th (Pat, if you make this happen, I'll give you half the proceeds )

I'm behind Pat's patience here- I'm going with the 9th.   Pat will be enduring a level 4 hangover and get fed up.

[finsleft]

Finsleft joke of the day for tomorrow one day early, brought to you by D3 football,  the Dale Carnegie Institute, and the color pink...

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.
The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more.
Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before, she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before.
Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said, "I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you ok?"
"I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm."
The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. " I have never heard of that condition before" he said. "Are you taking anything for it?"
The woman nodded, "Pepper" !!!!

[MongolianWarrior]

Frank--I suggest you take a business trip to vegas to introduce new beer out here.  If I had to go to colorado, I'd probably end up in Nebraska, where I'd think the rockies were supposed to be a lot rockier.  I would then claim Jon Denver was full of it.

[Kilted Rat]

Where is everyone? Why is no one posting?

Everyone have the day off of work or are we waiting for Pat vs TDT round 12?

[finsleft]

Just catching up on the world news. Everyone thinks the flooding is so bad around here. But look at these terrified people in Ireland...