FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[ritz72]

Here is my question...

IF TDT and PC werre to be involved in the "Rock and Roll Wrestling Extravaganza", would Ryan Coleman be taking pictures, and if Ryan does with ROR as well, making them available for 15 cents as opposed to $15?

Is anyone else here thinking that the TDT/PC "LoveFest" would be perfect material on some daytime talk show?  

Just imagine:  Boy in Pink Vs. Man with "Power":  Do deeply buried desires to watch modern day "westerns" fuel this unstable relationship?"......on the next Maury    

[ritz72]

Veek----You'll have to stock more Leinies for Homecoming this year as the Ritz's 10 Year Reunion is that day!!!

Can't believe it has been 10 years since I was an infamous member of the Collegeville 7, leading to the end on "oncampus" disoritentation festivities....

Fins-  Im sure you rememer the 'Riots of '96'!

[finsleft]

Fins-  Im sure you rememer the 'Riots of '96'!

Who could forget? After I got over my initial disappointment for not being at the party, I was consoled by the fact that it was good for business.

[tmerton]

HILLARY'S NEW INDIAN NAME

>Senator Hillary Clinton was invited to address a major gathering of
>the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upper New York State . She
>spoke for almost an hour on her future plans for increasing every
>Native American's present standard of living, should she one day become
>the first female President. She referred to her career as a New York
>Senator, how she had signed "YES" for every Indian issue that came to
>her desk for approval. Although the Senator was vague on the details of
>her plan, she seemed most enthusiastic about her future ideas for
>helping her "red sisters and brothers."
>
>At the conclusion of her speech, the Tribes presented the Senator with
>a plaque inscribed with her new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The proud
>Senator then departed in her motorcade, waving to the crowds. A news
>reporter later! inquire d to the group of chiefs of how they come to
>select the new name given to the Senator.
>
>They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full
>of **** it can no longer fly.

[tmerton]

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?

To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. 
Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively.  "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."  He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"

The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys - one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."

"Cool" says the boy.   He notices a 6 pack and asks,  "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men," the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.

With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married men, son. One for January, one for February, one for March ..."

[ritz72]

Sorry to say I am out for the Eel Pout Ale tonight..... 



Doctor said somthing like.....NO!!!  Not allowed to travel =anywhere

It's good to nkow you brew though Fins, as I have a brew set in the Casa Del Ritzy as well! Might have to bring it out of storage and brew some of my famous "Dirty Slut Ale"

[Buckman]

Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.  This kind of sex happens
when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are
blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.  This is when you have
been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will
have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.  This is when you have
been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine
and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex.  This is when you have
been  with your partner for too long.  When you pass each other in
the hallway you both say "screw you".

The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex.  This is when you
cannot stand your wife any more.  She takes you to court and
screws you in front of everyone.

The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the
morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.

OOPS. Don't forget the 7th kid of sex - Social Security Sex.  You get
a little each month.  But not enough to live on

[Retired Old Rat]

Last evening I was driving west on Division in St. Cloud.  I see this sign for "Mongo's Grill." 

Being curious, I went inside and asked if Mongo was available.  They told me he was in Sin City harassing Arena Football players and searching for Leinies.

[DuffMan]

Might have to bring it out of storage and brew some of my famous "Dirty Slut Ale"

Sounds like my type of beer.  Better brew some for early fall.

[finsleft]

Sorry to say I am out for the Eel Pout Ale tonight..... 



Doctor said somthing like.....NO!!!  Not allowed to travel =anywhere

It's good to nkow you brew though Fins, as I have a brew set in the Casa Del Ritzy as well! Might have to bring it out of storage and brew some of my famous "Dirty Slut Ale"

Bummer. Not even a Care Cab? Thought you teachers had the gold insurance. Maybe it will cover sending the Care Cab down to pick up a bottle for you.  

Get the brew buckets out, we'll have a brew-off.

Hope you're back on your feet soon!

[MongolianWarrior]

Last evening I was driving west on Division in St. Cloud.  I see this sign for "Mongo's Grill." 

Being curious, I went inside and asked if Mongo was available.  They told me he was in Sin City harassing Arena Football players and searching for Leinies.

Good to know that my Grill is still open while I'm away.  Although they should have also noted that I'm searching for Hamms as well as Leinies.   

It's rough working these arena games.  By "working" I mean watching football standing next to these ladies: http://lvgladiators.com/dancers/

[tmerton]

As they say, it's okay to make out with a nun, as long as you don't get in the habit.

[Retired Old Rat]

Last evening I was driving west on Division in St. Cloud.  I see this sign for "Mongo's Grill." 

Being curious, I went inside and asked if Mongo was available.  They told me he was in Sin City harassing Arena Football players and searching for Leinies.

Good to know that my Grill is still open while I'm away.  Although they should have also noted that I'm searching for Hamms as well as Leinies.   

It's rough working these arena games.  By "working" I mean watching football standing next to these ladies: http://lvgladiators.com/dancers/

They were under the impression that you had shipped to LV enough Hamms 30 packs to make it through the grueling arena season.

I never had an internship.     Need any help?

[finsleft]

In the interest of balanced  reporting, I am required to post the following...


----- Can the English language survive?

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
- George W. Bush

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- George W. Bush

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
- George W. Bush

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
- George W. Bush

"The future will be better tomorrow."
- George W. Bush

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
- George W. Bush

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
- George W. Bush

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe We are a part of Europe."
- George W. Bush

"Public speaking is very easy."
- George W. Bush

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
George W. Bush

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
- George W. Bush

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
- George W. Bush

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
- George W. Bush

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
- George W. Bush

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
- George W. Bush
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God Bless America.....

[finsleft]

In the interest of celebrating the Great American Pastime, I feel compelled to post the following...

Today is opening day for Twins baseball. What better way to enjoy it
>than remembering some of the quotations from Yogi Berra?
>
>Slump? I ain't in no slump. I just ain't hitting.
>
>The games not over until it's over.
>
>If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
>
>All pitchers are liars or cry babies.
>
>Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical.
>
>He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.
>
>How can you hit and think at the same time?
>
>I always thought the record would stand until somebody broke it.
>
>It's like déjà vu all over again.
>
>Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded.
>
>You can observe a lot just by watching.
>
>You can't compare me to my father. Our similarities are different.  Dale
>Berra, son of Yogi

See y'all at the game!