FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[tmerton]

KR - re your discussion of Stadium Pal and road trips over on the LLPP, my uncle (a physician) cut his leg open with an axe on one of his trips to the great outdoors and then had to drive two days back home to Texas.  With an immobilized leg he eschewed stopping to get out for bathroom breaks and just used a couple of milk cartons.  It's sure cheaper than buying the Stadium Pal equipment (yeah, I know, you can steal the stuff from the hospital).

[johnnyadmit]

Peeing in a beer bottle is harder than it looks-Lloyd is a talented man...

[johnnyadmit]

Peeing in a beer bottle is harder than it looks-Lloyd is a talented man...

Wow, 3 smites for this??   

[tmerton]

Peeing in a beer bottle is harder than it looks-Lloyd is a talented man...

Wow, 3 smites for this??   

Three smites in 30 minutes, plus it looks like you've taken a few more since (hammered down to my level).  I suspect it's being done by Coors representatives, who have long made a living selling pee in a bottle and are upset that you've let out the secret (remember, Lloyd was on his way to way to Aspen!)   [Yes, KR - I've seen it now.]

[johnnyadmit]

tmerton has completed the rite of manhood!!  

(Assuming, of course, that you've killed a bear with your hands, disassembled and reassembled a '69 Mustang, taken several virgins, and all the other tests that go with manhood.)

[tmerton]

Outstanding!

Was it not a bajillion times better than Cable Guy?

Well, D&D still isn't in my top 10, but bajilliion is probably an understatement.

[johnnyadmit]

And the downward spiral continues!   They may just be bringing in posters to spite me...

[Kilted Rat]

In case you ever wondered what Victoria's secret was... I think we know now:




full size version here

[frank uible]

johnny: Relative to the degree of difficulty of peeing into a beer bottle, it all depends on the diameter of the member which is being used (if one is male).  If one is not male, I'll leave the assessment of the difficulty of the task to others.

[johnnyadmit]

johnny: Relative to the degree of difficulty of peeing into a beer bottle, it all depends on the diameter of the member which is being used (if one is male).  If one is not male, I'll leave the assessment of the difficulty of the task to others.

That's what I mean-for some of us it's quite difficult...   

[DuffMan]

JA, just admit that you can simply stick yours in the bottle

[finsleft]

Bring back the old Schmidt Big Mouth bottles. Remember those? Only problem was they only held 12 ounces.

[tmerton]

There's always Mickey's

[finsleft]

Some career ideas for Kilted Rat:


Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading:

      "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology"

      The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed
it to "Hysterias and Posteriors."  This was not acceptable either, so in an
effort to satisfy the council they changed the sign to "Schizoids and
Haemorrhoids." No go. 

      Next, they tried "Catatonics and High Colonics." Thumbs down again.

      Then came, "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives." Still no good.

      Another attempt resulted in "Minds and Behinds." Unacceptable again.

      So they tried "Lost Souls and Butt Holes." No way.

      "Analysis and Anal Cysts?" Nope. "Nuts and Butts?" Uh uh.

      "Freaks and Cheeks?  "Still no go. "Loons and Moons?" Forget it.

      Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with:

      "Dr Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends." Everyone loved it.

[janesvilleflash]

Yeah, Proctology, you'll have to "look into" that KR.