FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[Johnnie Red]

I suppose I should be making those connections with the "powers that be" in Collegeville soon to make sure it will be alright for the wrestling extravaganza on September 9. Buck Rock `N Roll Zumhofe is on board for the event.

Another idea that I am working on is to get a band known as "Bunch Of Losers" to make an appearance for the Stiftungsfestivities. As you might expect, the ultimate date for their appearance would be November 11, when my favorite bunch of losers will be in Collegeville. Yes, you guessed right, I am talking about the Bethel game.

Other ideas that we are considering for the Stiftungsfestivities this fall:
Sept. 30 Carleton: I'm a politician, so kiss my ass day. We would be inviting any and all politicians or wanna be politicians to the tailgate party.

October 14 Gustavus: We love Lutherans and green jello. Everyone would be encouraged to bring their own special jello. There would be a contest for the most exotic and best tasting jello.

October 21 Hamline: Pretend you are a Piper, er, I mean a Rat. All former members of the RatPak, especially Kilted Rat, would be invited to attend and wear their RatPak outfits from their days in Collegeville.

October 28 at St. Thomas: Why Tommies really do Suck. Personal testimonies from all of the attendees at one of the biggest Stiftungsfestitives of the season as to why they were so happy they enrolled at SJU and CSB instead of UST.

Any ideas for the season opener on September 2 when the Blugolds come to town would be appreciated. Maybe we could invite the parents of the freshmen players, i.e. tmerton.

[DuffMan]

Ditto what Duffman said, even though he's now the prime suspect in the thievery of my wallet. Wasn't smashing my back windshield enough? I can't wait to own you at Johnnie Red's wrestling extravaganza...I'll be like Dartanion setting up duels with the three biggest chumps I can find: Duffman, TDT and OAS.

I'm a sneaky bastard.

[footballfan413]

Brett Elliott signed a one year deal with the San Diego Chargers.  Happened by the end of the second draft day.  WR Casey Allen has signed with the CFL.  TE Dockerty of UW-Oshkosh has signed with the Kansas City Chiefs.  Congrats to all!! 

[tmerton]

Any ideas for the season opener on September 2 when the Blugolds come to town would be appreciated. Maybe we could invite the parents of the freshmen players, i.e. tmerton.

If #2 son graduates, doesn't land in Mexican jail, makes it to practice in August and doesn't come home because he can't stand gnats, then we'll be there.

[DuffMan]

the gnats in Collegeville are relentless.  Hope that doesn't scare him away.

[tmerton]

the gnats in Collegeville are relentless.  Hope that doesn't scare him away.

My concerns are listed in order, so this one is the last and least.

[dewcrew88]

This is an interesting story... I wonder if the girl was drinking Hamm's.

12-year-old goes to ER with BAC of 0.37

[DuffMan]

Only in Moorhead!

[Whoa Nelly]

Only in Moorhead!

Everything is backwards up there - like the drinking age (21 vs. 12).  She must not have built a strong enough base with burger/chips basket at Mick's Office.

[MongolianWarrior]

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On a sidenote, who knew Baywatch was still on television? Imagine my surprise when I found it on Spike TV at 1am this morning! Better yet, the commercials are full of Girls Gone Wild ads and Arnold's "Commando"-type movies. Is this the greatest channel ever?

You gotta believe that Baywatch will always be on in Germany, because it's scientifically proven that Germans love David Hasselhoff.  By the way, Saved By the Bell is being played on Adult Swim on Cartoon Network.  Excellent. 

[MongolianWarrior]

This is an interesting story... I wonder if the girl was drinking Hamm's.

12-year-old goes to ER with BAC of 0.37

Hamms doesn't make you that drunk.  It just makes you smarter, more attractive, and funny.

Wonka--I suggest you look in your couch for your lost money carrying device.  Or where ever you last bought the complete dvd collection of baywatch.

[DuffMan]

A 100-pound woman registering a blood-alcohol content of 0.379 would require between seven and eight drinks in an hour, according to a chart in the Encyclopedia of Alcoholism.

Where does one acquire "The Encyclopedia of Alcoholism?"

[janesvilleflash]

Amazon. http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/081601955X/104-9588091-2447923?n=283155

[tmerton]

You can't make this stuff up.

[finsleft]

You can't make this stuff up.

She must give great,uh...be a great cook.