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Johnnie Red

I suppose I should be making those connections with the "powers that be" in Collegeville soon to make sure it will be alright for the wrestling extravaganza on September 9. Buck Rock `N Roll Zumhofe is on board for the event.

Another idea that I am working on is to get a band known as "Bunch Of Losers" to make an appearance for the Stiftungsfestivities. As you might expect, the ultimate date for their appearance would be November 11, when my favorite bunch of losers will be in Collegeville. Yes, you guessed right, I am talking about the Bethel game. ::)

Other ideas that we are considering for the Stiftungsfestivities this fall:
Sept. 30 Carleton: I'm a politician, so kiss my ass day. We would be inviting any and all politicians or wanna be politicians to the tailgate party.

October 14 Gustavus: We love Lutherans and green jello. Everyone would be encouraged to bring their own special jello. There would be a contest for the most exotic and best tasting jello.

October 21 Hamline: Pretend you are a Piper, er, I mean a Rat. All former members of the RatPak, especially Kilted Rat, would be invited to attend and wear their RatPak outfits from their days in Collegeville.

October 28 at St. Thomas: Why Tommies really do Suck. Personal testimonies from all of the attendees at one of the biggest Stiftungsfestitives of the season as to why they were so happy they enrolled at SJU and CSB instead of UST.

Any ideas for the season opener on September 2 when the Blugolds come to town would be appreciated. Maybe we could invite the parents of the freshmen players, i.e. tmerton.

DuffMan

Quote from: Willy Wonka on May 02, 2006, 02:38:49 AM
Ditto what Duffman said, even though he's now the prime suspect in the thievery of my wallet. Wasn't smashing my back windshield enough? I can't wait to own you at Johnnie Red's wrestling extravaganza...I'll be like Dartanion setting up duels with the three biggest chumps I can find: Duffman, TDT and OAS.

I'm a sneaky bastard.

A tradition unrivaled...
MIAC Champions: '32, '35, '36, '38, '53, '62, '63, '65, '71, '74, '75, '76, '77, '79, '82, '85, '89, '91, '93, '94, '95, '96, '98, '99, '01, '02, '03, '05, '06, '08, '09, '14, '18, '19, '21, '22, '24
National Champions: '63, '65, '76, '03

footballfan413

Brett Elliott signed a one year deal with the San Diego Chargers.  Happened by the end of the second draft day.  WR Casey Allen has signed with the CFL.  TE Dockerty of UW-Oshkosh has signed with the Kansas City Chiefs.  Congrats to all!! 

tmerton

Quote from: Johnnie Red on May 02, 2006, 07:52:22 AM
Any ideas for the season opener on September 2 when the Blugolds come to town would be appreciated. Maybe we could invite the parents of the freshmen players, i.e. tmerton.

If #2 son graduates, doesn't land in Mexican jail, makes it to practice in August and doesn't come home because he can't stand gnats, then we'll be there.

DuffMan

the gnats in Collegeville are relentless.  Hope that doesn't scare him away.

A tradition unrivaled...
MIAC Champions: '32, '35, '36, '38, '53, '62, '63, '65, '71, '74, '75, '76, '77, '79, '82, '85, '89, '91, '93, '94, '95, '96, '98, '99, '01, '02, '03, '05, '06, '08, '09, '14, '18, '19, '21, '22, '24
National Champions: '63, '65, '76, '03

tmerton

Quote from: DuffMan on May 02, 2006, 10:18:18 AM
the gnats in Collegeville are relentless.  Hope that doesn't scare him away.

My concerns are listed in order, so this one is the last and least.

dewcrew88

This is an interesting story... I wonder if the girl was drinking Hamm's.

12-year-old goes to ER with BAC of 0.37

DuffMan


A tradition unrivaled...
MIAC Champions: '32, '35, '36, '38, '53, '62, '63, '65, '71, '74, '75, '76, '77, '79, '82, '85, '89, '91, '93, '94, '95, '96, '98, '99, '01, '02, '03, '05, '06, '08, '09, '14, '18, '19, '21, '22, '24
National Champions: '63, '65, '76, '03

Whoa Nelly

Quote from: DuffMan on May 02, 2006, 12:27:35 PM
Only in Moorhead!

Everything is backwards up there - like the drinking age (21 vs. 12).  She must not have built a strong enough base with burger/chips basket at Mick's Office.

"The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard."

MongolianWarrior

Quote from: Willy Wonka on May 02, 2006, 02:38:49 AM
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On a sidenote, who knew Baywatch was still on television? Imagine my surprise when I found it on Spike TV at 1am this morning! Better yet, the commercials are full of Girls Gone Wild ads and Arnold's "Commando"-type movies. Is this the greatest channel ever?
You gotta believe that Baywatch will always be on in Germany, because it's scientifically proven that Germans love David Hasselhoff.  By the way, Saved By the Bell is being played on Adult Swim on Cartoon Network.  Excellent. 
I'd post a lot more if I had a real job

MongolianWarrior

Quote from: budcrew08 on May 02, 2006, 12:11:37 PM
This is an interesting story... I wonder if the girl was drinking Hamm's.

12-year-old goes to ER with BAC of 0.37
Hamms doesn't make you that drunk.  It just makes you smarter, more attractive, and funny.

Wonka--I suggest you look in your couch for your lost money carrying device.  Or where ever you last bought the complete dvd collection of baywatch.
I'd post a lot more if I had a real job

DuffMan

QuoteA 100-pound woman registering a blood-alcohol content of 0.379 would require between seven and eight drinks in an hour, according to a chart in the Encyclopedia of Alcoholism.

Where does one acquire "The Encyclopedia of Alcoholism?"

A tradition unrivaled...
MIAC Champions: '32, '35, '36, '38, '53, '62, '63, '65, '71, '74, '75, '76, '77, '79, '82, '85, '89, '91, '93, '94, '95, '96, '98, '99, '01, '02, '03, '05, '06, '08, '09, '14, '18, '19, '21, '22, '24
National Champions: '63, '65, '76, '03

janesvilleflash

If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved.

tmerton