FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

Touchdown Tommy · May 05, 2006, 02:22:06 PM

Mongo: It's official, you are the man.

Willy Wonka · May 05, 2006, 02:51:56 PM

Mongo - I completely understand why you didn't answer my text yesterday now. You are absolutely justified in ignoring me, as I'm assuming you were (getting) busy.

I'm curious though, how many of those lady friends have you had relations with so far? In true Vegas fashion, my money's on three.

Touchdown Tommy · May 05, 2006, 03:35:20 PM

Friday's Trivia Question:

How many times did Willy Wonka put down the Madden controller in his dorm room at Gustavus when he had (above avg) girls on his bed waiting to get busy?

Mongo and Frank are exempt from answering as I have a hunch they know the correct answer.

finsleft · May 05, 2006, 03:37:40 PM

Quote from: tmerton on May 05, 2006, 10:29:09 AM
Quote from: MongolianWarrior on May 05, 2006, 01:44:40 AM
I hope this isn't what makes Hamms taste so good:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12631404/?GT1=8199
Has anyone seen Fins? Should we worry?

Hey all, wassup?
Been busier than a 2-bit whore on dollar day the last couple of weeks. Appreciate the concern though.
Gotta put some wheat in the bin so I can put some fuel in the Pace Arrow.
TDT you'll be happy to know it is still titled in my name, though still haven't heard the sweet purr of her engine. Duff, if I could ever improve the comfort level of my MIAC brethren with an RV upgrade, I'd jump at the opportunity. (Just never thought it could be improved.)
In memory of the top shelf margarita koolaid you all guzzled at the opener last year, Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Bartender, pour these boys some karma, on Fins!

finsleft · May 05, 2006, 03:49:55 PM

Quote from: Touchdown Tommy on May 05, 2006, 03:35:20 PM
Friday's Trivia Question:

How many times did Willy Wonka put down the Madden controller in his dorm room at Gustavus when he had (above avg) girls on his bed waiting to get busy?

Mongo and Frank are exempt from answering as I have a hunch they know the correct answer.

Trick question!
Willy never even had a girl in his room, much less, above average.

frankrickard · May 05, 2006, 05:00:43 PM

Actually, he did have a pretty good looking chica in his room to watch him play madden...didn't you once lock smithers out of the room so you guys could be alone with madden

frankrickard · May 05, 2006, 05:01:55 PM

Oh yeah, 2 cases of coronas about to be put on ice...and a bottle of jose cuervo black on ice...drinko for cinco get-together at my humble abode esta noche.

Johnnie Red · May 05, 2006, 05:23:21 PM

Not looking too good for the wrestling extravaganza on September 9 based on what I have heard from the powers that be in Collegeville.

I will keep you posted.

MongolianWarrior · May 05, 2006, 05:23:56 PM

Quote from: janesvilleflash on May 05, 2006, 02:21:33 PM
Is this you also? http://lvgladiators.com.ismmedia.com/ISM2/MultimediaManager/2133.jpeg

My cover has been blown.

Whats the word on Cuervo black? taste, smell, price, proof? haven't seen it down in Sin City yet.

TdT--excellent trivia question.

Wonka--I'll text you tonight, but not during Baywatch. I actually saw it on late last night on the only network I thought it would be on: Spike, the man's network.

Retired Old Rat · May 05, 2006, 05:30:16 PM

Quote from: Johnnie Red on May 05, 2006, 05:23:21 PM
Not looking too good for the wrestling extravaganza on September 9 based on what I have heard from the powers that be in Collegeville. I will keep you posted.

JR, let me know if I can be of any assistance. Maybe we need to gang up on them.

If Fins had come through with the "Pace Arrow Fins Memorial Abbey Guest House" dontation I am SURE this would be no problem.

Willy Wonka · May 06, 2006, 01:53:29 AM

Hey now, not everyone has the class and style that TDT does. Nor can everyone pull off completely and utterly pink outfits on a daily basis. I stick to what I'm good at: sleeping, eating, Madden and writing award-winning feature stories. Surprisingly, it's a combo that's pulled in a few lady friends over the years, though the high school ladies seem immune to the charm. I'm hoping that's not the case with middle school ladies next fall — ROR, you know what I'm talking about.

For what it's worth, I've even played Madden with Coach Brown's daughter. I let her win.

(Her All-Time 49ers vs. my Mighty Rhein Fire...wasn't much I could do when her DTs are as fast as my WRs — the equiv. of Frank beating Hoag in a foot race — and she plays on the mode where she can see which play I pick right up until I hike the ball. It was like playing old school Tecmo Bowl but the computer mysteriously picked the right play every time. Frustration station. However, since that day I've studied like Inigo Montoya in the hopes that one day we'll meet again and I'll get to say: Hello, my name is Willy Wonka. You beat me in Madden. Prepare to die.)

Mongo - I haven't received said text yet. Should I go cry myself to sleep or anxiously watch my phone for it, like I do most nights impatiently waiting for hot chicks to call me? Almost without fail, my phone will ring and I'll get excited...only to realize it's the Mouth of the South looking to spout off about his fantasy baseball team.

tmerton · May 07, 2006, 08:36:42 PM

It's easy to tell from the lack of posts that the weather has improved in MN. Everyone must be out de-winterizing their homes, taking the storm windows off and getting the screens up. Fins, presumably, is getting the PA ready for the road.

Absolutely beautiful in Squaw Valley this weekend. Stunning scenery, and the mountains weren't bad either. Plus the CHIPs stopped other people on the way back. Of course, it was a meeting of lawyers, so the weekend had its drawbacks. Also, for all you lawyers working day in and day out, the outgoing president of this group quit his firm two years ago and has been traveling in his mini-RV (and I mean mini) around the country ever since. He's trying to hit every national park, as well as as many state parks as possible. Says he has another year left in his budget. Not married, no children, so there's the freedom and the budget to do it. He's a nice guy, but I hate him anyway.

Any reports on "spring practice"? Did John make it through his first SP using a football? (Though I suppose they had spring practice back when they were NAIA.)

Freebird · May 08, 2006, 03:38:02 AM

Quote from: Mighty Royal on April 26, 2006, 08:37:35 AM
Freebird-
By the way, congrats on the second place finish in nationals for men's volleyball!

Mighty Royal

Hey MR! Thanks a lot it was an exciting finish to the season!

Johnnie Red · May 08, 2006, 07:47:35 AM

My dream has finally come true! I may end up in the Guinness World Book of Records as a participant in an event this past Saturday at the State Capitol. I got to kick dance for the first time in my life and participate in the longest kick line ever. The old number was something like 510 dancers. We had approximately 1020 dancers in front of the Capitol.

I totally expected to see TDT present and leading the crowd. He was probably at South Beach living it up with the Village People.

Touchdown Tommy · May 08, 2006, 11:44:26 AM

Careful Godfather or I will stick you in a garbage can head first during any and all TDT 06 appearances. Sounds to me like you were the one a little light in the loafers attending a "dance competition".

RE: The Missing

Where is OneArmedScot? There is a nasty rumor circulating around that he has taken a new job at the St. Paul Y allowing daily bb games at noon. Can someone please confirm or deny said rumor?

PS- I guarantee that OAS does NOT pick the Johnnies to win the conference. As they say in the LLPP Inc, it's science.