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DuffMan

Quote from: Johnnie Red on May 12, 2006, 02:44:37 PM
5) ... All are eagerly hoping Red Hot Bennie makes an appearance and TDT never shows up.

Amen to that! ;D

A tradition unrivaled...
MIAC Champions: '32, '35, '36, '38, '53, '62, '63, '65, '71, '74, '75, '76, '77, '79, '82, '85, '89, '91, '93, '94, '95, '96, '98, '99, '01, '02, '03, '05, '06, '08, '09, '14, '18, '19, '21, '22, '24
National Champions: '63, '65, '76, '03

DuffMan

Anyone heard from Wooderson or Johnny Admit lately?  Maybe the teaching profession is taking it's toll on them.

A tradition unrivaled...
MIAC Champions: '32, '35, '36, '38, '53, '62, '63, '65, '71, '74, '75, '76, '77, '79, '82, '85, '89, '91, '93, '94, '95, '96, '98, '99, '01, '02, '03, '05, '06, '08, '09, '14, '18, '19, '21, '22, '24
National Champions: '63, '65, '76, '03

finsleft

Quote from: DuffMan on May 12, 2006, 03:39:37 PM
Anyone heard from Wooderson or Johnny Admit lately?  Maybe the teaching profession is taking it's toll on them.

By the looks of things, J Admit has joined the Liberty League. They must owe us a draft choice or at least a player to be named later. Wooderson must be busy looking for a job or else writing nametags for this summer's Leadership Camps.

union89

Quote from: finsleft on May 12, 2006, 03:57:20 PM
Quote from: DuffMan on May 12, 2006, 03:39:37 PM
Anyone heard from Wooderson or Johnny Admit lately?  Maybe the teaching profession is taking it's toll on them.

By the looks of things, J Admit has joined the Liberty League. They must owe us a draft choice or at least a player to be named later. Wooderson must be busy looking for a job or else writing nametags for this summer's Leadership Camps.

We don't have Hamms here in New England, so U89 will ship out a case of Pabst Red, White & Blue as compensation for Admit....

finsleft

A business executive injured his leg skiing one weekend.  By the time he got home Sunday, the leg was very swollen and he was having difficulty walking, so he called his physician, Dr. Kiltedrat at his home.  Dr. KR told him to soak it in hot water.  He tried soaking it in hot water but the leg became more swollen and more painful.

His maid saw him limping and said, "I don't know, I'm only a maid, but I always thought it was better to use cold water, not hot, for swelling."  He tried switching to cold water, and the swelling rapidly subsided.

On Monday morning he called Dr. KR again to complain.  "Say Doc, what kind of a doctor are you anyway?  You told me to soak my leg in hot water and it got worse.  My maid told me to use cold water and it got better."

"Really?!?" answered the doctor, "I don't understand it...my maid said hot water."


finsleft

Quote from: Union89 on May 12, 2006, 04:14:53 PM
Quote from: finsleft on May 12, 2006, 03:57:20 PM
Quote from: DuffMan on May 12, 2006, 03:39:37 PM
Anyone heard from Wooderson or Johnny Admit lately?  Maybe the teaching profession is taking it's toll on them.
By the looks of things, J Admit has joined the Liberty League. They must owe us a draft choice or at least a player to be named later. Wooderson must be busy looking for a job or else writing nametags for this summer's Leadership Camps.
We don't have Hamms here in New England, so U89 will ship out a case of Pabst Red, White & Blue as compensation for Admit....

From my memory of the last time I drank R,W & B, it seems like very little compensation for a poster of Admit's caliber.
What else you got?

finsleft

As I prepare to depart for the lake for the hallowed occasion of the Fishing Opener, I sit and think, WHY...

...did gas go up $.25 a gallon just before I have to get gas for the boat and the Suburban?

...did the price of Hamm's just go from $7.95 to $10.99 a case?

...must I dig out my ice fishing gear so I don't freeze my ass off on the water?

...must I use a can coozie, not to keep my beer cold, but rather to keep my fingers from freezing?

johnnyadmit

Quote from: DuffMan on May 12, 2006, 03:39:37 PM
Anyone heard from Wooderson or Johnny Admit lately?  Maybe the teaching profession is taking it's toll on them.

I am alive and well- but damn glad the school year is drawing to an end.  Can vouch for Wooderson too-We were teammates in St Joe last night.  (No, not flip-cup, softball!)  Seems we switched sponsors- after having played the last few years for the La, we are now Sals- seems so wrong, yet so right at the same time....   

As for that draft pick, make damn sure it's first round- otherwise fire the GM.
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.  (Yasmine Bleeth comment valid unless prohibited by your College's code of ethics for Alums)

johnnyadmit

Only a case?   Figured I was worth at least a 30 pack!
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.  (Yasmine Bleeth comment valid unless prohibited by your College's code of ethics for Alums)

finsleft

Quote from: johnnyadmit on May 12, 2006, 05:21:07 PM
Quote from: DuffMan on May 12, 2006, 03:39:37 PM
Anyone heard from Wooderson or Johnny Admit lately?  Maybe the teaching profession is taking it's toll on them.
I am alive and well- but damn glad the school year is drawing to an end.  Can vouch for Wooderson too-We were teammates in St Joe last night.  (No, not flip-cup, softball!)  Seems we switched sponsors- after having played the last few years for the La, we are now Sals- seems so wrong, yet so right at the same time....   
As for that draft pick, make damn sure it's first round- otherwise fire the GM.

Geez Admit, switch from La to Sal's, jump from MIAC to Liberty League,...what's next? Cheering for Bethel?

tmerton

>
> The two turned once again to gaze out over the fjord. Minutes passed, then Lena spoke again. "Another penny for your thoughts, Ole."
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> "Well, uh I was thinkin' ... perhaps its now about time for a cuddle."
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> Lena blushed, then leaned over and cuddled Ole for a few seconds. Then he blushed.
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> Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the fjord.
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> After a while, Lena again said, "Another penny for your thoughts, Ole."
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> "Well, uh I was thinkin' ... perhaps its about time you let me put my hand on your leg."
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> Lena blushed, then took his hand and put it on her knee. Then Ole blushed.
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> Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the fjord before Lena spoke again.
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> "Another penny for your thoughts, Ole."
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> Ole glanced down with a furled brow. "Well, now," he said, "My thoughts are a bit more serious this time."
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> "Really?" said Lena in a whisper, filled with anticipation.
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> "Yah," said Ole, nodding.
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> Lena looked away in shyness, began to blush, and bit her lip in anticipation of the ultimate request.
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> And Ole said, "Don't you think it's about time you paid me the first three pennies?
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finsleft

This very shy Johnny goes into a pub in the Cities and sees a beautiful Tommy co-ed sitting at the bar.  After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, I noticed from your sweatshirt that you're a Tommy...would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"

The Tommette responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"

Everyone in the bar is now staring at them.  Naturally, our Johnny is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.

After a few minutes, the Tommy gal walks over to him and apologizes.  She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you, especially being from St. John's and all. You see, I'm a Psychology major and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."

To which the Johnny responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean — $200!?!"


(I'm stealing these from Wicker's Underground news)

sju56321

Good luck with fishing-Fins.
Story in the Trib in Chicago about bars serving retro beers, Old Style and HAMMS. Bargain beers-for the young crowd. :D
Read the post about Gags coaching at least until he is 90-thought my son will get a chance to play for him in ten years.

tmerton


johnnyadmit

Quote from: finsleft on May 12, 2006, 05:25:04 PM

Geez Admit, switch from La to Sal's, jump from MIAC to Liberty League,...what's next? Cheering for Bethel?

Ouch!!   Low blow...

Didn't know I had switched boards- I haven't had many wise-ass comments to add here...   As for the Sal's switch, we were all shocked to discover that we had been traded.   As one of the La's finest former employees, I was sick to my stomach!  ;D


My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.  (Yasmine Bleeth comment valid unless prohibited by your College's code of ethics for Alums)