FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[Touchdown Tommy]

I hear The Godfather made a celebrity appearance on Ch. 9 tonite.  I sure hope Duffman and Mongo aren't dumping their college couches in Waconia...

JR: You mean you don't wear red Johnnie apparel every day???

[tmerton]

Yeah, I was getting sick of that dude's ugly mug.

That would make a lot of us

You're lucky - you'll only have to see it a few times a year.

[ritz72]

10 dollars in my wallet. Hamm's 30 pack is $11.99. What do I do? Pick up a 12er of Old Style for $5.99. Me, Old Style and the All-Star Game. Nice little evening I got planned.

Eric Rodel was a quarterback in like 2002. At BOLD High School. Probably still better than what my team's got.

Go Cisco, Johan and Mauer Power!

Ahhhh... I m still wishing the 30 pack were available in central mn, or anywhere......
any takers on the august 3rd SJU football meal/ old chicago swill-fest at Old ChiTown???

[BDB]

Anyone else slightly uncomfortable that the Flomax ads mention "decreased semen production" as a side effect?

I'm cool with the Viagra ads and talking about going to the ER if you have a 4 hour boner (actually by 4 hours there's already permanent damage done... go in 2-3 hours to be safe), but theres something disturbing about discussing semen volume on TV.


Flomax is a drug for Benign Prostatic Hypertrophy (BPH) a condition relatively common in older men that makes it difficult to pee. Flomax helps decrease prostate size. The Prostate is contributes I believe 30-60% of the volume of semen, so this is accurate, I just don't wanna think about it during baseball.

That ad came on TV which prompted my 7 year old boy to ask me what semen was.

I quick changed the channel and we ran into a a child abduction news story.

I changed again and footage of the terrorist bombings in India was being shown.

It's a mine field for a young boy and his dad.

[DuffMan]

Ahhhh... I m still wishing the 30 pack were available in central mn, or anywhere......
any takers on the august 3rd SJU football meal/ old chicago swill-fest at Old ChiTown???

I spotted the elusive Hamm's 30-pack in a liquor store near my apartment last weekend.  If they keep them in stock, I will bring it for Stiftungsfestivities.

[DuffMan]

Yeah, I was getting sick of that dude's ugly mug.

That would make a lot of us

You're lucky - you'll only have to see it a few times a year.

I feel bad for your wife.

[johnnie_esq]

I hear The Godfather made a celebrity appearance on Ch. 9 tonite.  I sure hope Duffman and Mongo aren't dumping their college couches in Waconia...

JR: You mean you don't wear red Johnnie apparel every day???

I thought that was JR on the tube.  I was in the bar with my wife and I glanced at the TV only to see JR in front of the Chaska courthouse representing the long arm of the Carver County law enforcement.  Well done JR!

[raiderguy]

JR

You mean anyone wearing an MIAC/OAC shirt is admitted free right?

Those were the rules last year.

Any chance of a PC sighting?

It was a good time and a great jump start to Stiftungsfest burger season although that really is a year round event.

Bring  Deep Woods or a bottle of "O" negative or your transfusion of choice though. The MN state bird is also in attendance.

[DuffMan]

Frank Rajkowski reports the following in his blog for the Saint Cloud Times:

This is kind of old news now, but because I've had a number of requests via e-mail (always good to hear from you guys), here are the players from last month's Minnesota state all-star game who (according to the game program anyway) plan to play in the MIAC this fall:
St. John's - Josh Rose (Litchfield), Bobby Klint (Totino Grace).

St. Olaf - Blake Hedstrom (Blaine), John Schaatzen (Stillwater).

St. Thomas - Adam Johnson (Mahtomedi).

Bethel - Andrew Johnson (Maple Grove).

Augsburg - Jake Schoenecker (New Prague).

Gustavus - Mike May (LeSueur-Henderson).

Concordia - Nathan Haase (Bertha-Hewitt), Joe Lindgaard (Cambridge), Grant Aakre (Hawley), Andrew Larson (Fergus Falls).

OAS, you're going to be a Tommie, I see?

[Johnnie Red]

It is always on honor to be featured on Fox9 News and be interviewed about garbage dumping in beautiful Carver County. Must have been a slow night for the media.

TT, I had no idea this was coming, or I would have had some Johnnie football apparel on.

Raiderguy, I will make sure anyone with a Mount Union t-shirt on gets into the MIAC night event on July 21 free. In terms of the bugs, it has not been that bad this year because of the dry weather.

[finsleft]

If you do find a terdy pack anywhere, you better check the "born on" date. The Hamm's quality must always be enjoyed fresh.

BDB- What is semen? What did you tell BDB, Jr.?

[DuffMan]

If you do find a terdy pack anywhere, you better check the "born on" date. The Hamm's quality must always be enjoyed fresh.

This begs the question, would you rather:

a) drink old Hamms from a 30-pack?

-or-

b) drink fresh Hamms from a 24-pack?

[BDB]

BDB- What is semen? What did you tell BDB, Jr.?

Fins, I told him I'd talk to him about it when he was a little older.

I know you can't shelter kids from much, but a boy deserves a little bit of time in his life to be innocent and just play a little baseball I think.

Son of BDB and his knock down hot sister are going to drive BDB to drinking . Oh wait, I already drink.

I guess I'm prepared. 

[tmerton]

When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise or otherwise [aka the Last Judgment], God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines.  One line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women.  I want all the women to report to St. Peter."   Soon, the women were gone and there were two lines of men.

The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 10,000 miles long, and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man.  God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves, I created you to be the head of your household!  You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose!  Of all of you, only one obeyed.  Learn from him."

God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here!

[ritz72]

If you do find a terdy pack anywhere, you better check the "born on" date. The Hamm's quality must always be enjoyed fresh.

This begs the question, would you rather:

a) drink old Hamms from a 30-pack?

-or-

b) drink fresh Hamms from a 24-pack?

I'd say shotgun the old Hamm's in the 30,

and sip and enjoy the new ones in the 24....

How bout this for Hamms marketing:

24 beers in the case, 24 hours in a day.... coincidence??