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finsleft

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Funny Nelly. Who was it, Will Rogers or P.T. Barnum that said something like you'll never go broke under-estimating the intelligence of the average American?

This board is starting to sound like a Bar Association meeting. But I do love the Ins. Co. slogans for those cases when you have 1st party coverage. You can argue to the jury about this company claims to be"like a good neighbor", who'd want a neighbor like that? Or, are you really in "good hands"?

BDB

Let's see.....

We have legal counsel bigtime,
an insurance professional,
me, I guess I'm management or something,

we need an accountant and and a banker and we could get something crankin' !  :D

finsleft

Quote from: BlueDevil Bob on July 13, 2006, 12:41:43 PM
Let's see.....

We have legal counsel bigtime,
an insurance professional,
me, I guess I'm management or something,

we need an accountant and and a banker and we could get something crankin' !  :D

I was hoping for a stripper and a liquor store owner. They could both be the same person, of course! 8)

BDB

Quote from: finsleft on July 13, 2006, 12:44:10 PM
Quote from: BlueDevil Bob on July 13, 2006, 12:41:43 PM
Let's see.....

We have legal counsel bigtime,
an insurance professional,
me, I guess I'm management or something,

we need an accountant and and a banker and we could get something crankin' !  :D

I was hoping for a stripper and a liquor store owner. They could both be the same person, of course! 8)

Well, I've got 3 liquor stores, but I'm damn sure nobody wants me strippin'.  ;D

finsleft

Check out the LLPP. They have God posting over there today!

BDB

Quote from: finsleft on July 13, 2006, 12:48:07 PM
Check out the LLPP. They have God posting over there today!

Fins, when I read that God was posting over in the LLPP, I went over their thinking you meant PC!  :D

It is a little strange what's happening there...

Whoa Nelly

Quote from: BlueDevil Bob on July 13, 2006, 12:41:43 PM
Let's see.....

We have legal counsel bigtime,
an insurance professional,
me, I guess I'm management or something,

we need an accountant and and a banker and we could get something crankin' !  :D

I'll bring my brother in-law who is an actuary - he would obviously be the life of any party...
"The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard."

finsleft

Quote from: BlueDevil Bob on July 13, 2006, 12:52:38 PM
Fins, when I read that God was posting over in the LLPP, I went over their thinking you meant PC!  :D

Now if that doesn't get you a karma bump, I don't know what will.  :D

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BDB



Talk about positive and negative karma getting together.

Whoa Nelly

Quote from: finsleft on July 13, 2006, 12:41:18 PM
Funny Nelly. Who was it, Will Rogers or P.T. Barnum that said something like you'll never go broke under-estimating the intelligence of the average American?

This board is starting to sound like a Bar Association meeting. But I do love the Ins. Co. slogans for those cases when you have 1st party coverage. You can argue to the jury about this company claims to be"like a good neighbor", who'd want a neighbor like that? Or, are you really in "good hands"?

Watch it..."Like a Good Neighbor, Whoa Nelly is There."  Trust me, it is never a problem if the insured understands where the limits of the policy leave exposures.

It has been interesting to watch some of the big politicians and lawyers down south who are trying to re-write 30-40 year old flood exclusion rules in the wake of Katrina.  That would be some mighty fancy lawyering to get many of those claims overturned.
"The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard."

Touchdown Tommy

WN: You are opening a can of worms here.  You might want to quit while you're ahead.  The reality is that the insurance business is the biggest joke in the world. 
Chasing MILFs since '82...

Whoa Nelly

Quote from: Touchdown Tommy on July 13, 2006, 01:59:29 PM
WN: You are opening a can of worms here.  You might want to quit while you're ahead.  The reality is that the insurance business is the biggest joke in the world. 

Unless there is some monetary compensation for my Karma level, what is wrong with a can of worms from time to time - especially in the off season?   

Deliver a death benefit check to a 28 year old widow and tell her what a joke it is - paying off the mortgage, vehicles, other debt, final expenses, and a little left over for the children's education.
"The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard."

Touchdown Tommy

WN: By joke, I meant RACKET, as in always messing with people and dragging their feet to pay out a rightful claim.  Rest assured there are stories abound from the many posters on this board regarding increased premiums after making a large necessary claim.  Pay premiums forever, they certainly go in one direction NORTH and then when somebody wants to file a claim the POS (piece of sh!t) insurance crooks drag their feet, don't pay everything they should, claim they are going under, and then throw up double digit premium hikes to top it off.  That is what I am referring to.  Sorry I had to LAY IT OUT for you, seemed pretty self explanatory.

It is great to pay some life insurance to someone who needs it.  I never said otherwise.  However, I have firsthand knowledge of the BS tactics that the insurance industry uses (especially following hurricanes/natural disasters that would make most on this board cringe, fins and SJU56321 feel me here)
Chasing MILFs since '82...

sumander

Quote from: BlueDevil Bob on July 13, 2006, 12:41:43 PM
Let's see.....

We have legal counsel bigtime,
an insurance professional,
me, I guess I'm management or something,

we need an accountant and and a banker and we could get something crankin' !  :D

BDB, Count me in as the Banker in the group!
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