FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[Kilted Rat]

UPDATE on KR's ability to curse MLB Players[/b][/u]
*Photos removed to save space

1.  7/16 posted picture of Nick Punto captioned "Tyner on Deck, Punto in the hole" by Whoa Nelly.            7/17 Punto leaves the game early with an injury


2.  7/18 posted picture of Scott Kazmir and his Batting coach Butcher saying: "Butcher:  "Dude, all I am asking is that you hold one of them and I turn my head and cough, what's so hard about that?"" by Mighty Royal
7/18 Kazmir, dubbed one of the best young guns in MLB gave up 7 hits and 4 ER over 6 innings en route to a Twins 8-1 win.


3.  7/19 posted picture of Jae Seo upset because "What do you mean, nobody watched the World Baseball Classic?  It was great!" according to Johnnie Esq.
7/19 Seo gives up 7 ER in 5 2/3 innings on 11 hits with 1 walk and HE GAVE UP 2 Home Runs and a double to Rondell White!!! (3/3 against Seo on the day)

4. 7/19 posted picture of James Shields pondering "I wonder if anyone will notice that I shaved my pubes and put them on my chin?" according to Mighty Royal
7/20 WITH KR in attendance, Sheilds gives up 8 hits and 5 Earned runs in 4.1 innings.


5. 7/20 Posted pictures of C.C Sabathia and
7/21 he proceeded to give up 8 runs (3 earned) on 6 hits with 4 walks in 3.2 innings.


6. 7/24 after brief hiatus from cursing due to weekend spent in MN, posted picture of Javier Vazquez showing how to juggle balls
7/24 Vazquez goes 6 innings giving up 8 hits and 5 Earned with 2 homers



Gents, tonight's game is a game of great urgency as Johan Santana takes the mound for the Twinks against Shrek



Those pics are just for your enjoyment, below is the pic that needs captioned, What sweet nothings are being whispered by Ozzie Guillen into Jose Contreras' ear?

[DuffMan]

It's a sad, sad day- my Hamline Student ID just came in the mail....    Just got back from two weeks down in the ghetto being force-fed Physics all day, and now they kick me in the nuts and remind me that I'm technically a Piper...     

Sorry, I have to smite you for that.

[johnnyadmit]

Say it ain't so Duff!        Newfound Piperlove?

[DuffMan]

Sorry   I'm sure you'll do something to earn it back soon!

[finsleft]

Those pics are just for your enjoyment, below is the pic that needs captioned, What sweet nothings are being whispered by Ozzie Guillen into Jose Contreras' ear?

"You can't get Madonna or any of those WNBA chicks to turn their heads and cough, if you know what I mean. Come up to my hotel room after the game and I'll show you what I learned in my sensitivity training."

[Kilted Rat]

... and that, Ladies and Gents and TDT, is why Fins is the MIAC karma leader.

[finsleft]

Thanks KR.
Allow me to share the karmativity with everyone 

Let's hope this rig stopped at Bob & Steves to gas up before the trip across Minnesota...http://www.startribune.com/462/story/572524.html

[Kilted Rat]

Thanks KR.
Allow me to share the karmativity with everyone 

Let's hope this rig stopped at Bob & Steves to gas up before the trip across Minnesota...http://www.startribune.com/462/story/572524.html

The truck and load weigh about 450,000 lbs, normal trucks weigh 80,000lbs... this definitely won't wreak havoc on 694 and 94 since MNDOT is already so proficient at fixing the potholes created by normal vehicles.

Could you imagine being stuck behind this monstrocity?

[sumander]

Thanks KR.
Allow me to share the karmativity with everyone 

Let's hope this rig stopped at Bob & Steves to gas up before the trip across Minnesota...http://www.startribune.com/462/story/572524.html

The truck and load weigh about 450,000 lbs, normal trucks weigh 80,000lbs... this definitely won't wreak havoc on 694 and 94 since MNDOT is already so proficient at fixing the potholes created by normal vehicles.

Could you imagine being stuck behind this monstrocity?

Similar story in the Fargo Fool-Em this morning:

http://www.in-forum.com/articles/index.cfm?id=134299&section=news&freebie_check

Can't imagine coming over a hill on a rural two lane highway in ND and meeting that beast.

[BDB]

Not to be outdone by Mighty Royal, I bring you my big fish from last week   Who can name the species???  Karma prize for the winner.

That's a heck of a dogfish, Duff. I'll bet he damn near broke your pole, unless you were muskie hunting.

Did you give him a big lick to see how he tasted? 

[DuffMan]

That's a heck of a dogfish, Duff. I'll bet he damn near broke your pole, unless you were muskie hunting.

Did you give him a big lick to see how he tasted? 

I was bass fishing.  He put up a good fight, but I've got pretty nice equipment, so the rod was in no danger.

And no, I didn't lick him, although he sure was purty!

[Kilted Rat]

And no, I didn't lick him, although he sure was purty!

Name that quote:


TDT on a date cerca 2005.

[BDB]

That's a heck of a dogfish, Duff. I'll bet he damn near broke your pole, unless you were muskie hunting.

Did you give him a big lick to see how he tasted? 

I was bass fishing.  He put up a good fight, but I've got pretty nice equipment, so the rod was in no danger.

And no, I didn't lick him, although he sure was purty!

I take it you didn't get lucky enough to snag an eelpout, or we wouldv'e seen that picture by now. 

[johnniepress]

MIACtrackguy,

Mike Patnode, RB, Jr., Princeton, Minn. (5-8, 179 lbs.): Patnode carried the ball 94 times for 470 yards and six touchdowns last season at Division II Truman State, Mo., and a team-best 139 times for 662 yards and two touchdowns as a true freshman in 2004.

Michael Schumacher, LB, Fr., Arden Hills, Minn./Totino-Grace (6-2, 202 lbs.): Schumacher, whose older brother Luke started for SJU at offensive tackle the past three seasons, earned All-State honorable mention honors during his career at Totino-Grace. Schumacher redshirted last season at Division II Truman State, Mo.

Bobby Klint, SS, Fr., Minneapolis, Minn./Totino-Grace (6-1, 185 lbs.): An Associated Press All-State first-team pick and three-year starter at TGHS, Klint had 110 tackles, four interceptions and three blocked kicks last fall.

Josh Rose, RB/LB, Fr., Litchfield, Minn. (6-1, 225 lbs.): Rushed for over 1,000 yards last season as a senior at LHS, but will most likely suit up on the other side of the ball at linebacker.

Ryan Wimmer, RB/LB, Fr., St. Cloud, Minn./Cathedral (6-0, 210 lbs.): A four-year starter at Cathedral, Wimmer was a three-time All-West Central Conference North Division first team pick and a Times All-Area pick. In four seasons Wimmer collected 256 career tackles.

Josh Overman, TE/LB, Fr., Albany, Minn.: Caught 40 passes for 950 yards and 14 touchdowns, helping lead Albany to a berth in the Class 3A state championship game last fall.

[DuffMan]

I take it you didn't get lucky enough to snag an eelpout, or we wouldv'e seen that picture by now. 

Oh, you'd have seen it.  It's not an eelpout lake.  And I hate eelpout.  But I love them bowfin!