FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[Pat Coleman]

I would take Eddie Guardado, heck, even Keith Atherton before I would take Ron Davis to close a game.

[Whoa Nelly]

In 2002 when he was playing catch with our free safety all day?  Oh yeah, that was a fun one

For who? 



In other news, it appears Hasselhoff refuses to go quietly into the sunset...

http://wcco.com/entertainment/entertainment_story_208121149.html

[finsleft]

I would take Eddie Guardado, heck, even Keith Atherton before I would take Ron Davis to close a game.

Hell, I'd take TDT as a closer over Ron Davis. Bad flashbacks of him and those goggles taking the mound.

[Kilted Rat]

In other news, it appears Hasselhoff refuses to go quietly into the sunset...

http://wcco.com/entertainment/entertainment_story_208121149.html

"They gave him some strong antibiotics and he got sick at the airport," Katz said. "He couldn't get on the plane. It was his choice. He got on the later flight."

Biggest load of BS ever especially considering he claims he was taking the meds for an arm injury. Unless he lacerated his arm, it's highly unlikely he would need any antibiotics.

The Hoff had trouble standing according to some reports, no antibiotics I ever learned about when taken in normal doses especially in doses prescribed for outpatient use would cause his symptoms.


Sounds a helluva lot like the younger Senator Kennedy claiming his sleep and ADHD meds caused him to drive like he was drunk without knowing he was awake.

These celebs need to think of more realistic excuses to cover up their drinking. The med route is very easily refuted.

[Touchdown Tommy]

KR I think you are missing me on your daily Karma runs... 

Oh no the Bethel spouting off has started and it's only July.  When do the Johnnies play them this year?  Because I sincerely hope we don't have to hear about "porta potty" running all over the J's.

Nasty Rumor: Terry Ryan has made the 1st offer to the Brewers.  Officially opening up the Carlos Lee sweepstakes.  Offer is Carlos Lee and Danny Kolb for Glen Perkins and Kevin Slowey.  Basically a 2-3 month rental unless Carl opens his pockets.

[Willy Wonka]

Nastier Rumor: TDT continues to avoid work by staying in Minnesnowta for nearly two months as he lives on his parents dime. Why? Well, rumors have been circulating that the groomsmen are wearing their old SJU uniforms at the Dirty Deuces' wedding this weekend up north (Settle down. That's up north, TDT, not Peter North).

TDT is hoping to score a cheap invite, or maybe just wedding crash, as men in red-and-white spandex on the weekend are clearly TDT's "thing."

I don't know how KR managed to live with this kid...

[Kilted Rat]

KR I think you are missing me on your daily Karma runs... 

Nope, definitely not missing you. I just might be hitting a different button under your name. Hint, it may start with your and Hasselhoff's 2 favorite letters S & M.

Nastier Rumor: TDT continues to avoid work by staying in Minnesnowta for nearly two months as he lives on his parents dime. Why? Well, rumors have been circulating that the groomsmen are wearing their old SJU uniforms at the Dirty Deuces' wedding this weekend up north (Settle down. That's up north, TDT, not Peter North).

TDT is hoping to score a cheap invite, or maybe just wedding crash, as men in red-and-white spandex on the weekend are clearly TDT's "thing."

I had heard the rumors about Blake's wedding, congrats to Blake and the future Mrs Dirty Deuce. From the names on the guest list I know for sure, should be a helluva bash.

BTW, TDT, Blake called, he wants his jock strap back. He called the stunt where you broke into his place senior year and stole it from the dryer "childish and frankly quite disturbing."

I don't know how KR managed to live with this kid...

That is on the list of things I ask myself daily along with the following:
1.  Why does Spandex come in XXL? If you're over 250, Spandex ain't your thing.
2.  Why on earth did I try to cook Bacon naked?
3.  How come about 4-5 days a month there are pretty wrappers with pictures of flowers on them and plastic bullets in the bathroom trashcan?
4.  How many years does it take to re-do 494? It was in progress when I started at SJU in 2000.
5.  Why don't they sell Hamm's 30 packs in Iowa?
6.  Why can't you buy booze and beer in MN 24 hours a day 7 days a week like you can in Iowa?
7.  Does the Pace Arrow really have a stripper pole?
8.  If Diet Dr Pepper really does taste more like regular Dr Pepper, who buys regular Dr Pepper? No one in this state seems to be needing the extra calories.
9.  How do really fat women not know they're really fat and why do they insist on wearing tight clothes and shirts that only miss covering their rolls by 4-5 inches?
10.  If everlasting gobstoppers aren't false advertising why do they come in packs larger than 1?

[DuffMan]

I like #3 on you list, KR

[janesvilleflash]

#9 reminds me of being at a bar about 3 weeks ago, when the bartendress, who wasn't huge, but pleasingly plump, was wearing a top that was about 2 inches short of meeting her shorts. That space was filled in with a roll of fat about the size of a bicycle tire. Being pretty much sh!tfaced, I asked if she had any mirrors at her house, to which she replied, of course. My reply was why would you go out of the house with your gut hanging out, and her reply to that was get the f out of here. Being the experienced drunk that I am, I asked the question with only one sip left in my drink, and swilled it down and left. I'm still a little afraid to go back there though.

[DuffMan]

#9 reminds me of being at a bar about 3 weeks ago, when the bartendress, who wasn't huge, but pleasingly plump, was wearing a top that was about 2 inches short of meeting her shorts. That space was filled in with a roll of fat about the size of a bicycle tire. Being pretty much sh!tfaced, I asked if she had any mirrors at her house, to which she replied, of course. My reply was why would you go out of the house with your gut hanging out, and her reply to that was get the f out of here. Being the experienced drunk that I am, I asked the question with only one sip left in my drink, and swilled it down and left. I'm still a little afraid to go back there though.

Wow, have a karma hug from me for that one!!!

[finsleft]

#9 reminds me of being at a bar about 3 weeks ago, when the bartendress, who wasn't huge, but pleasingly plump, was wearing a top that was about 2 inches short of meeting her shorts. That space was filled in with a roll of fat about the size of a bicycle tire. Being pretty much sh!tfaced, I asked if she had any mirrors at her house, to which she replied, of course. My reply was why would you go out of the house with your gut hanging out, and her reply to that was get the f out of here. Being the experienced drunk that I am, I asked the question with only one sip left in my drink, and swilled it down and left. I'm still a little afraid to go back there though.

Reminds me of the Ron White bit about whenever you're feeling down, just go to a Walmart and look at the people there and you'll feel better about yourself. The bit continues, "Just because somethings in style, doesn't mean you can wear it. My God! It looks like a can of biscuits popped open!"

[BDB]

It's like when the big gals get those huge lower back tatoos.

Oh yeah, that looks good! 

[finsleft]

Good segue to the following joke, fresh from the computer at the SJU Info Desk (must be a slow day for bread sales)...

An unattractive, mean spirited woman barged into Walmart with her two kids. Shoving her way past several customers waiting to get carts, she demanded of the Walmart Greeter, "Go through those carts and find me one that doesn't  need oiling for once!"

"Yes, Ma'am, happy to oblige," said the Greeter. He chose a cart for her.

"Here you are, Ma'am. I hope this one is okay.'

"If you'd move out of the way, I could find out!" snapped the woman.

"Sorry, Ma'am," the Greeter said, standing aside. "You and the twins have a nice day."

The woman halted. "They're not twins, you moron! They don't even look alike."

The greeter agreed. "No they don't, Ma'am. I just find it hard to
believe you got laid twice."

[BDB]

Good one fins. 



Some gals look better than others with low back tattoos. 

[finsleft]

It's like when the big gals get those huge lower back tatoos.

Oh yeah, that looks good! 

Here's one I took at my son's high school graduation. Now why in the hell...?


It says "BITE ME" in case you can't read it.

Also called a California license plate, skag tag, and what did Jeremy (Vince Vaughn) say in Wedding Crashers? Lower back tattoo, might as well be a target.