FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[bennie]

At least she knows what she wants and isn't afraid to ask!

[sumander]

Good one fins. 



Some gals look better than others with low back tattoos. 

NICE!

[finsleft]

"No wonder the Middle East is in deep sh!t"

[cobbernation]

Good one fins. 



Some gals look better than others with low back tattoos. 

NICE!

Tattoo on the lower back....might as well be a bullseye!

[Maroon&Gold]

It's like when the big gals get those huge lower back tatoos.

Oh yeah, that looks good! 

Here's one I took at my son's high school graduation. Now why in the hell...?


It says "BITE ME" in case you can't read it.

Also called a California license plate, skag tag, and what did Jeremy (Vince Vaughn) say in Wedding Crashers? Lower back tattoo, might as well be a target.

I'm gonna add Tramp Stamp to that list

[DuffMan]

M&G,
You beat me to it with "tramp stamp". 

I used to work with a gal (who, coincidentally, had a disproportionately large ass) that had her son's name tattooed in this area.  I'm sure that kid's gonna love that when he hits his teen years.

[DuffMan]

It says "BITE ME" in case you can't read it.

Also called a California license plate, skag tag, and what did Jeremy (Vince Vaughn) say in Wedding Crashers? Lower back tattoo, might as well be a target.

Well, did you bite her?

[Kilted Rat]

It's like when the big gals get those huge lower back tatoos.

Oh yeah, that looks good! 

Here's one I took at my son's high school graduation. Now why in the hell...?


It says "BITE ME" in case you can't read it.

Also called a California license plate, skag tag, and what did Jeremy (Vince Vaughn) say in Wedding Crashers? Lower back tattoo, might as well be a target.

TRAMP STAMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Another question that perplexes me, do big girls have to pay more to have their tattoos done to scale? A half-back tattoo on a 130lber would look like a freckle on some of the Iowa girls.


RE: Why does the tattoo say "Bite Me"?

Probably the same reason a lot of the Japanese tattoos don't say what the bearer thinks they do= They don't have a flying clue what the heck it says.

A guy I played football with in high school now works at his dad's tattoo parlor. I asked him once about the asian tattoos. He estimates about 40-50% tops of guys and gals with asian tattoos actually know the true meaning of their tattoo.
He said if someone is polite and cool, he'll put what they want. If they're an a$$hole and rude or just a complete tool they're getting some variation of a chinese menu.
He told me once that a guy who thought he was the toughest SOB on God's green earth wanted "Strength" tattooed on his arm but had no idea what the characters should look like. My buddy being the resourceful guy he is pulled out a chinese take-out menu and now there is some douche bag walking around Mansfield, Ohio with "Egg Roll" tattooed on his shoulder.
Other things he has tattooed onto unknowing idiots include "Whore", "Little Weiner", "Flower", "Butterfly", "Rectum", "Cupcake", and "Prostitute."

Lesson to the wise, if you're gonna give yourself a permanent colored scar at least make sure it's in a location and language you can see and understand so you don't end up with "Homeless" on your shoulder in Chinese for the rest of your life.


Another question: Are there a ton of kids in China and Japan running around with English tattoo's?


I met a guy at a bar in Rhode Island last summer who was way too proud to show off his "Exit Only" tattoo directly above his crack.


On the line of names on the lower back, a rather large african american girl who used to live in my apartment building had her ex-boyfriend's name tattooed on the small of her back. Unfortunately they broke up a month after the inking and she is forced to spend the rest of her life in search of another Ja'quante to fall in love with.

[Buckman]

We had a contractor in Iowa that required his employees to wear the company t-shirts he provided.  There was one guy who around mid-day everyday once it started getting warm would remove his shirt.  The owner didn't like this because he wanted to make sure that anyone at anytime could tell who his employees were.  Well, the kid decides to solve this problem and about a week later, after wearing his shirt all day, everyday for a week, removes his shirt revealing a tatoo on his chest and back that exactly matched the t-shirt he was supposed to be wearing.  The owner fired him about a week later.

[finsleft]

We had a contractor in Iowa that required his employees to wear the company t-shirts he provided.  There was one guy who around mid-day everyday once it started getting warm would remove his shirt.  The owner didn't like this because he wanted to make sure that anyone at anytime could tell who his employees were.  Well, the kid decides to solve this problem and about a week later, after wearing his shirt all day, everyday for a week, removes his shirt revealing a tatoo on his chest and back that exactly matched the t-shirt he was supposed to be wearing.  The owner fired him about a week later.

Wow, spend the rest of your life with "Jim's Erection" tattooed on you.

[janesvilleflash]

I have "shorty" tattood on my Johnson, but when it gets hard it says "Shorty's Bar and Grill, Chattanooga Tennessee.

[bennie]

Yeah, but how big is the font!

[Kilted Rat]

I have "shorty" tattood on my Johnson, but when it gets hard it says "Shorty's Bar and Grill, Chattanooga Tennessee.

I will applaud you as soon as the karma gods allow for that one. Hilarious my friend!

[Buckman]

As not to stray too far off topic, I'll give you my favorite line to ask my wife before sex "So honey, do you want the quickie or the full minute?"

[kubiack78]

As I leave the middle east and this small country called kuwait (even though I'm coming right back here in 2 weeks).  I though I would post some observations good and bad about this place:

Good:  Mcdonalds, Hardees, Burger King, KFC, Popeyes and all the rest  deliver 24/7. (I'd like a #2 large size... ok sir 15 min delivery time sir). 

I can watch any movie that is playing in the theaters from the comfort of my Apt. piracy laws do not exist here.

Same thing goes for PS2, Xbox, Xbox 360  burned games cost about 3-5 dollars instead of 40-50 dollars my kids love getting packages from me

I can buy microsoft office, front page, publisher,powerpoint ect... for about $20 U.S. again with the piracy laws

Third country Nationals (TCN) which include Indians, Pakistani, filipino, sri lankan are the Kuwiat's hired slave labor and if you are Western (US, British) they bend over backwards to assist you



Bad:

These people drive worse than a 15 year old on a permit.  Its a good thing that they dont drive in the states Most would die from road rage.

the friggin french must have desigined their roads because its all traffic circles and turn arounds.... hasn't anyone heard of a LEFT TURN!!!

If you get into a traffic accident with a Kuwaiti and you are an american... its your fault no matter what.
example:  I get rear ended by some pajama wearing kuwaiti he gets out and starts yelling at me so being the rude ugly american that I can be I start yelling back He calls the cops I call the host nations office.  THe cops show up about 45 min later talk to the Kuwaiti in aribic for about 2 min., kiss each others cheeks and then the cop comes over looks at my vehicle and says it is your fault you must pay 50 KD ($180 us) for accident report.  It took me about 4 days and a lot of phone calls to the host nation office but I still ended up paying 15 KD (approx. 45 US) for the accident.

there is no such thing as waiting in line for anything.  being pushy is a plus here.

everything here is "en shalla"(sp) or God's will or Allah wills it.  If you need something done by the Kuwaiti Government (or any Kuwaiti for that matter) and it isn't ready when it is supposed to be..."en shalla".  God I need and anger management class after leaving this place.

more driving:  It is legal to drive at night with your headlights off  (another "en shalla" thing).  You can back up on the freeway if you missed your exit.  You can drive down the "on-ramp" if you missed your exit.  if your car breaks down in the middle lane of the freeway you can leave it right there.  All you need to do is put a large rock or tire or even... a milk jug 50 ft. behind your piece of SH*T and it is legal.

the calling to mosque loud speakers going off 5-7 times a day.  The 3 am one is my favorite

All in all I hate this place if it wasn't for the money I wouldn't be here.

Thanks for letting me vent... have a great day everyone +K to all