FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[cobbernation]

Gentlemen,

The time has come to renew the great cursing tradition via my posting of pictures of various players (usually pitchers) of teams the Twins will be playing and the rest of the board attempting to come up with the best captions for those pictures.

The most recent curse effectiveness update can be found here.

Unfortunately, tonight's starting pitcher for the Tigers is Zach Miner, a 24-year old rookie so there aren't many pics of him I can find. However, he has lost his last 2 starts giving up 5 earned in 4.1 and 2.1 innings to the Royals and Athletics respectively.

Without further delay, here is Zach Miner, let him have it boys:



Check out the funbags on that hosehound!

What is Pudge screaming to the ump in this one?


C'mon Blue you are screwing us in the @$$......literally!

[bennie]

Happy Birthday KR!! I would give you + karma, but you will just have to settle for warm wishes! With as long as I have been on this board you would think I would have enough post to give karma!!! 



You want me to throw what?



"Just because you are calling a ball doesn't mean you need to grap mine!!"

[Willy Wonka]

Gentlemen,

The time has come to renew the great cursing tradition via my posting of pictures of various players (usually pitchers) of teams the Twins will be playing and the rest of the board attempting to come up with the best captions for those pictures.

The most recent curse effectiveness update can be found here.

Unfortunately, tonight's starting pitcher for the Tigers is Zach Miner, a 24-year old rookie so there aren't many pics of him I can find. However, he has lost his last 2 starts giving up 5 earned in 4.1 and 2.1 innings to the Royals and Athletics respectively.

Without further delay, here is Zach Miner, let him have it boys:


"No way! Is that dude wearing a Packers #89 jersey really holding a sign that says 'Minors are my favorite!'"


Since this is such a big series and because it worked last time at fFPM's request, I will also try to post a non-pitcher to curse as well for captioning.

What is Pudge screaming to the ump in this one?

"What do you mean I look smaller? I may have lost 30 pounds of pure muscle, but at least my pecker isn't shrinking anymore, meng!"

[Kilted Rat]

+k to Willy Wonka for the Mark Chmura reference. Honestly, the rest of you might as well work on quotes for the Pudge pic, because it'll take the funniest quote yet to bump Chmura and Wonka off the Zach miner pic!

[finsleft]

kub78-have a safe and enjoyable trip home.
Nice article about Bill Clemens and his contributions to the SJU football program in today's Daily Planet...
http://sctimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060728/SPORTS/107280005/1002
When I was a young lad and delivered the morning Tribune, Mr. C was one of the best tippers on my route. We had to go door to door to collect back then.
Since I can't afford the bucks to build the Finsleft Stiftungsfest Tailgating Emporium yet, here's a karma tip for all of you 

Fins,
Was Clemens just a good tipper only because you delivered his morning paper? 

Now that you mention it, probably. In fact, I probably got him started down the road to philanthropy.  8)

KR-
There will be no future Mrs. Fins, in the legal sense, anyway. Though the morning jog would be something to look forward to. I'd have to consider a pre-nup, disclaiming any financial responsibility for future "cosmetic" surgery.

[BDB]

"GEE WALLY, IT WAS ALOT EASIER PITCHING TO EDDIE AND LUMPY WHEN WE WERE KIDS."




"MY NAME IS PUDGE ROD, NOT FUDGE PACKER!"

[Whoa Nelly]

Attn: Jell-O lovers - we are starting on another great crusade

[finsleft]

Attn: Jell-O lovers - we are starting on another great crusade

Uff-da!

[frankrickard]

Nothing like a 2 hour nap on a Friday afternoon to set you straight...I need a Hamm's now and I'm set.

[Willy Wonka]

Frank - 2 hours is a nap during the middle of the day? My favorites are 8-11:30pm. You wake up just in time for some good Skinemax shows

KR - I can't take all the credit. Frank has helped honed my hatred for the Packers for years, such that I still feel the need to mock a Packer who has relations with a drunk 16-year-old in a hot tub nearly 10 years after the fact

[Maroon&Gold]

Since this is such a big series and because it worked last time at fFPM's request, I will also try to post a non-pitcher to curse as well for captioning.

What is Pudge screaming to the ump in this one?

Well look, I already told you! I deal with the goddamn Pitchers so the coaches don't have to! I have people skills! I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?

[Kilted Rat]

Well look, I already told you! I deal with the goddamn Pitchers so the coaches don't have to! I have people skills! I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?

And with that winner, M&G and WW have officially claimed victory over today's photo caption contest. Let's hope Liriano and the Twinkies are as clearly victorious tonight!

[Whoa Nelly]

M&G,

How does the squad look for the upcoming season?

[Kilted Rat]

M&G,

How does the squad look for the upcoming season?

I can handle this one for him.

Concordia's squad looks like the 2nd best squad in the MIAC yet again.

[frankrickard]

M&G,

How does the squad look for the upcoming season?

I can handle this one for him.

Concordia's squad looks like the 2nd best squad in the MIAC yet again.

Second after Gustavus?