FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[Mr. Ypsi]

57Johnnie

You have a " male" do your hair? Maybe it's because I'm living the life of a bachelor ( don't really like it) but I have a foxy "hair stylist". She pampers me and gives me special attention. In fact, she called me just yesterday to see how I was doing. Claims she can't wait to get her fingers in my hair (I have as much as when I was 21). Maybe she just needs the money.

No! Money has nothing to do with it! Perhaps she just goes for someone who is (here it comes) ruggedly handsome and built like a Greek god. Superb intellect antd outstanding sense of humor.

I have to go now. My nurse says it's time for my shot. She doesn't understa.............
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Well, Bonnie used to cut my hair until somebody found out about it..............

Alas!  It appears that dementia has finally caught up with our 57s!

[MUC57]

Mr. Ypsi

Who are the 57s? 

[sjusection105]

Looks like our friends on the SCIAC board got shutdown for a bit until they learn their lesson about talking politics.
I'm amused.

With the added caveat that an interloper seemed to have a hand in the double secret probation being handed out. 

[MUC57]

57Johnnie

I forgot to mention earlier. My hair is so long and thick, my stylist charges me $5.00 for an estimate.
Sorry someone found out about your hair. But you're still that suave, debonair country gentleman from Colorado ( formerly from Collegeville, Minnesota). How was that, big guy?
Stay well. 😷 🍺

[OzJohnnie]

I see the US banned all immigration (or proposed?  I'm not quite sure) last night. I'm surprised that hasn't been done already. Australia banned all foreign entry a month ago. No one allowed in from anywhere unless you're a citizen or permanent resident.  And the govt said if an Aussie leaves then you're on your own with no guarantee of consular service. New Zealand did it almost two months ago.  Everyone who enters the country goes into mandatory two-week isolation and not allowed to exit your hotel room.  Some kid in Perth just got a three-month sentence for sneaking out of the quarantine hotel to see his girlfriend.

We're hoping it's eased for business travel soon, perhaps June but I bet it's a long time until you can get a tourist entry to here.  As to migration, I'm sure that will only be available to people most likely to bring the virus with them and kick it all off again...  with the way decisions are normally made like this.

[faunch]

On Facebook I saw that an SJU classmate turned his storage shed into a "restaurant" for him and his son to have a place to "go out to eat." This weekend we were tidying up the backyard and garage and I decided that with the bars, establishments and friends homes off limits I needed a place of my own.

Welcome to Murphy's Quarantine Shebeen
It doesn't have a bar, electricity or heat and the wifi extender from the house barely reaches

[stanbob]

Looks like our friends on the SCIAC board got shutdown for a bit until they learn their lesson about talking politics.
I'm amused.

With the added caveat that an interloper seemed to have a hand in the double secret probation being handed out. 

And now he's on this board, don't rise to the bait

[DuffMan]

Views from quarantine...

The Mrs. has been asking me to add potatoes to our garden for a few years.  I didn't want to give up the square footage, but I read about building a "spud box" to grow them vertically.  Well, with the extra time on my hands, I repurposed some landscaping lumber, built a box, and the kids and I planted our spuds yesterday.  Fingers crossed!

[DuffMan]

Faunch, where do you keep your lawnmower?!?!

[OzJohnnie]

Ha!  Spectacular, faunch.  Were I your neighbour then you would find me climbing over the back fence to enjoy some suds in (properly distanced) company.

[OzJohnnie]

Faunch, where do you keep your lawnmower?!?!

[Retired Old Rat]

Good information from Oz. The country, not the poster we know and love. Although, I am a little disappointed that he did not share this with us earlier.

"Two Australian doctors are weighing in about the spread of the coronavirus "down under" — whether it can be spread through farts, that is."

https://nypost.com/2020/04/20/can-the-coronavirus-be-spread-through-farts/

[OzJohnnie]

Ha!  I'm surprised you didn't accuse me of being a test subject for walking around delivering bare-bottomed methane bouquets.

[MUC57]

faunch

If I wear a mask and maintain a 6 foot distance, may I join you at Murphy's Quarantine Shebeen? No need for heat, summer's coming. No need for electricity, the days are getting longer.
I especially like the ambiance and the thought behind it's creation.
You have shown, at least to me, a real desire to help your fellow man. You are a true credit to the human race. Keep up the good work!

Now, about your picture of Mount Union players trying to catch Brett Elliott.....
🍺 

[miac952]

Screw the SheShed. Love the setup Faunch. 

Duff...That's a solid setup. Perfect real life learning setup that doesn't involve a screen. Our kids have a school garden they work on weekly and they are missing it this time of year.