FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[finsleft]

Ted Nugent on deer hunting.

He was being interviewed by a British journalist.  The journalist asked,"What do you think the last thought is in the head of a deer before you shoot it?  Is it, `Are you my friend?` or is it
`Are you the one who killed my brother?'"
Nugent replied, "They aren't capable of that kind of thinking.  All they care about is, 'What am I going to eat next, who am I going to screw next, and can I run fast enough to get away.  They are very much like the French in that way."

[BDB]

Maybe we should have traded Lohse for Anna. 

[Kilted Rat]

Well, traffic was non-existent so I made it to the cities in near record time.



Fins,
I must insist you post the walmart story you posted on the LLPP here. I damn near wet myself.

[finsleft]

Maybe we should have traded Lohse for Anna. 

I'd like to take a swing at her slider!

[finsleft]

Fins,
I must insist you post the walmart story you posted on the LLPP here. I damn near wet myself.

OK, here ya go...

I have a Labrador retriever.
I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.
A woman behind me asked what kind of dog I had.
On impulse, I told her I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting The Purina Diet again.  Although I probably shouldn't because
I'd ended up in the hospital last time, however, before I had awakened in the intensive care ward with tubes coming out of me,  I had lost 50 pounds.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry.
The food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.
Horrified, she asked if I had ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me.
I told her no; I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

[bennie]

I'd like to take a swing at her slider!

I think you have to be a Russian hockey player or a B-list Latin "heartthrob" for that to happen!!

[Kilted Rat]

I sure hope BDB didn't just jinx Anna into a career of athletic mediocrity... oh... nevermind.

[finsleft]

I'd like to take a swing at her slider!

I think you have to be a Russian hockey player or a B-list Latin "heartthrob" for that to happen!!

The only time I'll say "nyet" is when she asks me if I've had enough.
All I can say is, if loving me is wrong, she don't wanna be right.

[sumander]

Fins, The FESTERS are arriving  in mass! Campgrounds opened and already had a trailer fire! Be careful out there!

[Whoa Nelly]

Mmmm...

[finsleft]

Fins, The FESTERS are arriving  in mass! Campgrounds opened and already had a trailer fire! Be careful out there!

The Pace Arrow is ready for her 2006 maiden voyage tomorrow. Hope to be in Becker County by noon.
I suppose your vaults are already starting to fill up?

[Whoa Nelly]

What are the odds?

This is similar to the time I had my dad put $50 on Carolina in the Super Bowl out in Vegas a couple of years ago (since my brother-in-laws also placed bets, he wrote our names and team on each bill to remind him of the bet) and later received that same $50 bill at another casino about 5 hours later in a payout from blackjack.  Would that fall under karma or voodoo?  Either way, KR probably had something to do with it.

[johnnyadmit]

How about that nasty Split-finger....

[frankrickard]

It's just a shame this is what anna looks like now:

[Johnnie Red]

TT. that is not a bad idea to have the Today crew at the Stiftungsfestivities when the Blugolds come to town. I will see what I can do to get out an invite. Maybe we could get Paris Hilton to also make a guest appearance.