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[57Johnnie]

Those who cannot be present in Collegeville today for Brother Dietrich's funeral Mass can still join as SJU will stream the video on the internet.  The link will become active at 2:30 p.m. and the Mass will start at 3 p.m.  Here's the link:

http://www.csbsju.edu/news/2009/01/sju/reinhart.htm

The video will also be archived and be available tomorrow.

RIP, Dietrich.

+k for that. I have it on

[BDB]

So, you go on a nice holiday ski vacation in Vail and end up butt naked hanging from a chair lift. What next?   

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0106091vail1.html

[OzJohnnie]

On this sad day, a couple of items to note:

First, if TDT is making trips to Oz, I expect the least he can do is pass me a note so I can show him a night on the town...  or maybe not:

"Man smashes into Cairns adult shop for sex with dolls"

A MAN has smashed his way into an adult shop and had sex with blow-up dolls before abandoning the sex toys in a nearby lane...

His method of entry is to smash through walls and squeeze through tight holes, The Cairns Post reports.[Oz: That is fairly obvious...]


And second, I don't think this was the type of snake her parents told her to be wary of...

"Snake attacks sleeping girl - in bed"

A GIRL in the Northern Territory woke when a snake slithered into her bed, wrapped around her neck and bit her on the arm.

[Rugman]

So, you go on a nice holiday ski vacation in Vail and end up butt naked hanging from a chair lift. What next?   

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0106091vail1.html

Like my mother always warned me....make sure you wear underwear when you go skiing.

[OzJohnnie]

And the hits just keep coming...

"'Jealous wife' charged after fatal genitals fire"

ADELAIDE, Australia - An Australian woman accused of setting her husband's genitals on fire because she thought he was having an affair has been charged with murder...

Boord quoted Narayan allegedly saying: "I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else. ... I didn't mean this to happen."

[tmerton]

And the hits just keep coming...

"'Jealous wife' charged after fatal genitals fire"

ADELAIDE, Australia - An Australian woman accused of setting her husband's genitals on fire because she thought he was having an affair has been charged with murder...

Boord quoted Narayan allegedly saying: "I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else. ... I didn't mean this to happen."

Clearly, Mad Max is not fiction.  What a place you live in, Oz.

[Johnnie Red]

This morning on KQRS, Mike Evans from Hollywierd mentioned that he talked to a friend of his in London who had an encounter with Paris Hilton recently. The friend indicated that he had asked Paris if she was a thespian. Her response was that she occasionally was vegetarian.

[BDB]

This morning on KQRS, Mike Evans from Hollywierd mentioned that he talked to a friend of his in London who had an encounter with Paris Hilton recently. The friend indicated that he had asked Paris if she was a thespian. Her response was that she occasionally was vegetarian.

I heard that as well.

I'm not sure which is dummer though. Her answer or the question of whether she is a thespian. 

[finsleft]

For you hockey fans...

The Detroit Red Wings foreign scout flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi play hockey in the new American sponsored league, and is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over to the US. Ken Holland signs him to a one year contract and the kid joins the team for the preseason .

Two weeks later the Wings are down 4-0 to the Blackhawks with only 10 minutes left. Mike Babcock gives the young Iraqi the nod and he goes in. The kid is a sensation - scores 5 goals in 10 minutes and wins the game for the Wings! The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted, and the media love the new star.

When the player comes off the ice he phones his mom to tell her about his first day of NHL hockey. "Hello mom, guess what?" he says in an Iraqi accent. "I played for 10 minutes today, we were 4-0 down, but I scored 5 goals and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me."

"Wonderful," says his mom, "Let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street and robbed, your sister and I were ambushed, raped and beaten, and your brother has joined a gang of looters, and all while you were having such great time."

The young Iraqi is very upset. "What can I say mom, but I'm so sorry."

"Sorry? You're Sorry? ! " says his mom, "It's your fault we moved to Detroit in the first place!"

[BDB]

[DuffMan]

Embiggened!

I'm concerned about the 3:18 p.m. entry

[finsleft]

Rectum!? Damn near killed 'im!

[tmerton]

Embiggened!

I'm concerned about the 3:18 p.m. entry

I'm concerned about a paper that prints this stuff ...

[BDB]

Another picture of my pot smokin', dine and dashin' former Miss Teen Louisiana girlfriend who doesn't give a damn.

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[57Johnnie]

Embiggened!

I'm concerned about the 3:18 p.m. entry

Well done Duff