FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[BDB]

Brazilian beauty loses both hands and both feet. 

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2160372.ece

What a drag. 

[OzJohnnie]

What a drag. 

That's a shocker.  Shame on you for typing it.  Shame on me for laughing.

[BDB]

What a drag. 

That's a shocker.  Shame on you for typing it.  Shame on me for laughing.

Oz, you have found sick humor where none was intended.

Well done. 

[snoop dawg]

I usually get the sick humor, this one went right through my hands and I stumbled over it with both feet.

[OzJohnnie]

I thought the line was a reference to this old chestnut.

[snoop dawg]

Got it.      Never heard that one before.

[finsleft]

It was a quiet day in the saloon as Mac passed the time wiping the dust from the bartop, when the doors swung open and in limped a three-legged dog. The dog hopped up on a stool, and said, "Whiskey please." Mac poured the dog his shot, slid it across the bar and asked the dog, "What're you doing in town, Stranger?" The dog tossed back the shot, wiped his mouth with the back of his one front paw, squinted his eyes and replied...



"I'm looking for the man who shot my pa!"

[snoop dawg]

Very corny.....but also very funny

[davedevine]

For those of you who don't get Sports Illustrated- below is in the "They Said It" section this week.

John Gagliardi
St. John's Football Coach,  82, on his job security after 56 years at the Division III Benedictine school:

" the monks give me a lifetime contract.  But if we start losing games, they can give me the last sacraments and declare me dead." 

[tmerton]

Separated at Birth



Cindy McCain and the Borg Queen

[tmerton]

And ...



Yassar Arafat and Ringo Starr

This one is scary.

[Johnnie Red]

About a month away from the EelPout Festival. Go to www.eelpoutfestival.com. There will be a companion gathering at the Shamrock Lodge and Club Kego in Longville hosted by my brothers. There will be Stiftungsfest burgers served on Leech Lake Saturday afternoon, February 21, in Walker.

[tmerton]

And lastly (then back to work)



Dalai Lama and Happy Llama

[DuffMan]

One month till Bock Fest, too   

[Johnnie Red]

Bock Fest is a great event, also! Always nice to go to New Ulm and the Schell's Brewery. The only place to have your bock beer caramelized with a red hot poker.