FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[bennie]

bennies back!

bennie, I have a valentine for you from all the MIACPP guys.



(see cows forehead)   

Hey, it's better than most of us will do for our wives!     

Thanks...I think! I suggest diamonds for your wife! She can thank me later!

[OzJohnnie]

Mrs. Oz sends me a further link on the Koala here.  There is a video of the event where the fireman, apparently a really dinky-die country Aussie, is talking as he gives the Koala water.  I can't watch the video at work, but Mrs. Oz tells me she had tears rolling down her face as she watched it.  So, click if you dare.

Message: "Sorry, the video you requested is no longer available."  

I just watched it, so maybe it was temporarily down.  My favorite line, "During a fire how much can a Koala bare?"

Har, har.

[57Johnnie]

bennies back!

bennie, I have a valentine for you from all the MIACPP guys.



(see cows forehead)   

Hey, it's better than most of us will do for our wives!     

Thanks...I think! I suggest diamonds for your wife! She can thank me later!

If you don't get her anything, - .......I'll repeat this from last year

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RG3JEJFl_6k&feature=related

[tmerton]

Hey, it's better than most of us will do for our wives!     

Geez, speak for yourself, BDB. (Okay, speak for yourself and Flash!)  The rest of us are wild romantics and know to take care of Valentine's Day.

[tmerton]

Speaking of wild romantics ...

Lena and Sven got married in St. Paul, but they planned to honeymoon in Lena's aunt's cabin in Duluth. They caught a bus that was filled with deer hunters.

About 30 minutes out of St. Paul the bus broke down right next to a nice hotel. Sven said to Lena, "Lena, there's a comfortable hotel right here. How about consummating our marriage?"  Lena replied, "No. I vant to vait till ve get to Duluth."

The repaired bus took off. Fifty miles down the road, it broke down again. This time it was next to a good looking motel. Sven turned to Lena and asked, "Look Lena. There's a nice motel. Can ve consummate our marriage?"  But Lena said, "No. I vant to vait till ve get to Duluth."

The bus was repaired and off they went. Ten miles down the road, however, the bus broke down once again. This time they were out in the woods. However, there was a little clearing out of the sight of the bus. Lena turned to Sven, "I tink ve should go back into the voods and do it."

Later when they returned to the bus, Sven asked Lena, "Earlier ve vere next to a nice hotel and you said "No." Then, ve vere by another motel and you said "No." But, here all ov a sudden you said ve should go out into the grassy voods and do it.  Vhy?"

Lena said, "I vas listening to the hunters. They said if the bus broke down again, the fcuking season vould be over."

[janesvilleflash]

Hey, it's better than most of us will do for our wives!     

Geez, speak for yourself, BDB. (Okay, speak for yourself and Flash!)  The rest of us are wild romantics and know to take care of Valentine's Day.

I'm Mr. big spender for V day. Last year it was 3 dozen long stem roses. Year before, it was a diamond necklace. The degree of present is directly related to the degree of trouble I'm in.

[OzJohnnie]

Three dozen?  Just a case and a half?  Is that enough to even work up a buzz anymore?

[tmerton]

Hey, it's better than most of us will do for our wives!     

Geez, speak for yourself, BDB. (Okay, speak for yourself and Flash!)  The rest of us are wild romantics and know to take care of Valentine's Day.

I'm Mr. big spender for V day. Last year it was 3 dozen long stem roses. Year before, it was a diamond necklace. The degree of present is directly related to the degree of trouble I'm in.

And this year?  If you were good I guess it'll be a bottle of perfume.

[janesvilleflash]

Hand made card this year. I've been really good.

[Knightstalker]

My wife is easy for VD, this year I got Globetrotter tickets and she and the daughter are happy as hell already.  I also gave the wife a hundred dollars and told her to take the kid and get their hair and nails done on Saturday while I get some time alone.

[snoop dawg]

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          Chapter 5 - When to Give the Course Ranger the Finger.
         
          Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings.
         
          Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management.
         
          Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.
         
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          Chapter 10- When Does A Divot become classified as Sod.
         
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          Chapter 20 - Can You Purchase a Better Golf Game?
         
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[DuffMan]

My wife is easy for VD, this year I got Globetrotter tickets and she and the daughter are happy as hell already.  I also gave the wife a hundred dollars and told her to take the kid and get their hair and nails done on Saturday while I get some time alone.

I thought you said your wife had VD 

My bad...

[janesvilleflash]

BDB's answer for Valentines Day is right in his back yard.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29161667/

[tmerton]

BDB's answer for Valentines Day is right in his back yard.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29161667/

I like it - more bang for your bling.

[stanbob]

I have to share this.  Words can't explain it.

http://www.freakybestmanspeech.com/