FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[OzJohnnie]

Something light to help with the posting rate around here?  How about this ebay sales of a bike?



This is a max wicked sick BMX. It's a Reliance Boomerang and it's done heaps of maximum extreme stunts. I have mostly done stunts on this bike since forever. Once I did a boom gnarly stunt trick on it and a girl got pregnant just by watching my extremeness to the maxxxx. Some details about sickmax BMX: Comes with everything you see including: TOPS AS SUSPENSION REAR FORKS!! 2 x wheels 1 x seat I will even thrown my sick BMXing name for FREE - Wicked Styx. Has minor surface rust on handlebars and front forks (easily removed). More rust on rear forks (as shown in pics). Tyres hold air but are pretty old. Basically, it's an old BMX, but it's radness is still 100% in tact. Tricks I have done on this BMX: Endos - 234. Sick Wheelies - 687. Skids - 143,000. Bunny Hops - 2 (Bunny Hops are gay and my brother dared me to do them, which I did because I'm Rad to the power of Sick). Flipouts - 28. Basically if you buy this bike you will instantly become a member to every club that was ever invented, worldwide, because you will be awesome. Pick up from Richmond in Melbourne. Throw your hands in the air like you just don't mind.

How much money for this rusty hunk of BMX maxness?  $134.50.  I guess there is no recession on if you want to be 100% rad.

[snoop dawg]

OZ  I guess I should have been more specific, I meant the one in VA.

[OzJohnnie]

OZ  I guess I should have been more specific, I meant the one in VA.

The offense wasn't that you potentially labeled the cesspool of Richmond in Victoria, Australia as a great place, but that there could possibly be a university in more picturesque setting than St. John's.

          

[Johnnie Red]

Oz, the first picture is looking down from where the Stiftungsfestivities is located. I think the girls in the photo might be Dusty's.

For those interested, Paris Hilton will be featured tonight on the Late Late Night Show.

[tmerton]

Oz, the first picture is looking down from where the Stiftungsfestivities is located. I think the girls in the photo might be Dusty's.

For those interested, Paris Hilton will be featured tonight on the Late Late Night Show.

Uh oh, Grumpy Judge alert for Tuesday.  You better DVR the show or it's gonna show the next day.

[DuffMan]

Duff's Bock Fest:  The Condensed Version

[DustySJU]

Oz, the first picture is looking down from where the Stiftungsfestivities is located. I think the girls in the photo might be Dusty's.

For those interested, Paris Hilton will be featured tonight on the Late Late Night Show.

If they aren't I'll still take credit for them.....

How 'bout the SJU attendance figures on the front page... I like the bit about attendance figures "... are often over inflated". 

[finsleft]

What a way to go.

[tmerton]

I suspect this is a product from Down Under - the worst food product ever


Speaking of which, I caught the end of Babe (the sheep pig) last night on the telly. 



And I so love those blazers with the half inch piping that they wear down in Oz-land (the competition committee in the movie was quite sylish).  No one can say that Aussie men don't know how to dress to kill.

[bennie]

And I so love those blazers with the half inch piping that they wear down in Oz-land (the competition committee in the movie was quite sylish).  No one can say that Aussie men don't know how to dress to kill.

Especially the Aussie lifeguards!

Click on this at your own risk! http://pro.corbis.com/search/Enlargement.aspx?CID=isg&mediauid=%7B8A60447A-DD60-4ED7-9D00-434FD780BD60%7D

[OzJohnnie]

How 'bout the SJU attendance figures on the front page... I like the bit about attendance figures "... are often over inflated". 

I saw that as well.  A great use of the "Who?  Me?" defense in journalism.  Plant the smear, lack the evidence, leave the impression then innocently claim that wasn't the intent at all.

We didn't mean SJU has been lying about their attendance 12 of the last 16 years, honest!  It's those other schools that inflate their numbers.  It was completely innocent that we mentioned other school practices in a write up about SJU and attendance.  Really.  I can't believe you would draw the conclusion that any straight reading of the article would conclude.

EDIT:  The more I think about it the more steamed I get.  I had managed to ignore this slight, Dusty.  Thanks.  What really irks me about a throw-away smear like this is that it actually encourages bad behavior.  Inflating schools can now justify their behavior with the claim that everyone cheats anyway, and St. John's is the worst of the bunch.  And of course, our protestations of unfair treatment are met with the challenge, "Prove they don't cheat."  So now we must prove a negative and our innocence when no evidence of guilt, just an empty claim, was ever presented.  So, yeah, I noticed that line as well.

EDIT II:  My three-year-old just woke up and came to sit on my lap as I typed this.  She looks at the computer and says, "He doesn't do that."  I ask, "Who?" And she says, "Kangaroos don't drink beer."  Shows what she knows.

[tmerton]

And I so love those blazers with the half inch piping that they wear down in Oz-land (the competition committee in the movie was quite sylish).  No one can say that Aussie men don't know how to dress to kill.

Especially the Aussie lifeguards!

Click on this at your own risk! http://pro.corbis.com/search/Enlargement.aspx?CID=isg&mediauid=%7B8A60447A-DD60-4ED7-9D00-434FD780BD60%7D

Yeesh.  Men trying to ... well, let's just say 'trying too hard' and leave it at that.

[OzJohnnie]

Regarding school blazers: it took me a couple years to get used to the fact that all schools here k-12, even public schools, wear uniforms.  It's a pretty good rule of thumb that the more a uniform looks like something out of an 1880's fasion nightmare, then the more it cost to get the kid into it.

[OzJohnnie]

Regarding Queenslanders rowing boats with no time to pull the budgie smugglers (speedos) out of thei backside I've got nothing to say.

[Johnnie Red]

Here's a joke from my new Fargo babe.

               BEWARE OF THAT UNDERWEAR DUST!!!!!!

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the heck is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.

'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?'

She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!

You guys just never learn, do not tick off the woman.