FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[retagent]

Congrats to GAC and Stout. Good Luck to them.

[janesvilleflash]

This St. Patricks stuff is hard. Had to go out for a tune up Thurs. nite, Fri., Sat. and Sunday are mandatory. No since stopping on Monday, and now the big day. Oh well, can rest Wed and Thurs. then the weekend will be here again. It's a tough life.

[snoop dawg]

All that green dye in your beer could kill you!

[OzJohnnie]

Come 3am Wednesday morning...

[OzJohnnie]

Handy planning guide from The Onion:

[OzJohnnie]

Another earthquake in Melbourne just now.  Between the fires and shaking, it's all happening down here.  If I see a locust or some blood in the river it'll be all over.  I know we like to drink a bit down here, but I was sure it was the Californians that would bring on the End of Days.

[sjusection105]

Fins,

Are you heading over to the bus factory to talk to Joe on Thursday?

[OzJohnnie]

HellllooOOOoo...?  Where's everyone gone?  Fishin'?

[DuffMan]

HellllooOOOoo...?  Where's everyone gone?  Fishin'?

Not yet, but I am keeping my fingers crossed that I will be picking up my boat this weekend! 

[tmerton]

Fish pictures!  Fish pictures!  Fish pictures!

[OzJohnnie]

I got my copy of the St John's Magazine the yesterday and I was flicking through last night while the wife was watching a tivoed episode of Desperate Housewives...

You know were getting close to the good time of the year when the back cover pic is four boys, aged about 4 - 9, with "GO" "S" "J" "U" painted on their bare chests.  It's great to see that they are being indoctrinated not just as Johnnie supporters, but proper Johnnie fanatics.

My folks are away at the moment, Duff, so - don't know what the lakes are like, but it's been so cold in the news this year that I can't imagine you'll see enough water to float a boat for another month.

[finsleft]

Fins,

Are you heading over to the bus factory to talk to Joe on Thursday?

No but he said he'd like to meet me for lunch at Howie's after all the hoopla's done.

[snoop dawg]

Duff.   Caught my first halibit of the season. About 10 lbs. Good news it was caught in good water. Can't wait to BBQ it. 

[sjusection105]

Fins,

Are you heading over to the bus factory to talk to Joe on Thursday?

No but he said he'd like to meet me for lunch at Howie's after all the hoopla's done.

Hamm's will be served 

[finsleft]

Joe told me this good Irish joke today at lunch:

Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night..
Mick, the bartender, finally says "You've had yer fill, you'll not be drinking any more tonight, Paddy."
Paddy replies "OK Mick, I'll be on my way then".  Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off.  He falls flat on his face. "What the...." he says and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself off.  He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face again. "Damn!" he says.
He looks to the doorway and thinks that if he can just get to the door and get some fresh air he'll be fine.  He belly crawls to the door and shimmies up the door frame.  He sticks his head outside and takes a deep breath of fresh air, feels much better and takes a step out onto the pavement and falls flat on his face. "Bi'Jesus...  I'm soused," he says.
He can see his house just a few doors down, and decides to try for it.  He crawls down the street and shimmies up the door frame, opens the door and looks inside.  He takes a look up the stairs and says, "No flappin' way."
But he somehow crawls up the stairs to his bedroom door and thinks, "I think I can make it to the bed."  He takes a step into the room and falls flat on his face again. He says, "This is hell.  I gotta stop drinking," but manages to crawl to the bed and fall in.
The next morning, his wife comes into the room carrying a cup of coffee and says, "Get up Paddy.  Did you have a bit to drink last night?"
Paddy says, "I did Jess.  I was totally pissfaced.  But how'd you know?"
"Mick called...  You left your wheelchair at the pub."