FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[DuffMan]

Ask and you shall receive.  Karma to anyone who can properly ID the species.

[Kira & Jaxon's Dad]

No open water, my ass.    Yes, that is a parking lot that my boat is sitting in.  The Mississippi is a bit high right now. 

PLEASE send some of that precipitation down her to FL!!!!

[janesvilleflash]

Ask and you shall receive.  Karma to anyone who can properly ID the species.

buffalo?

[tmerton]

Ask and you shall receive.  Karma to anyone who can properly ID the species.

I don't know what species it is but it's a female and she's smiling (probably a blonde).

[DuffMan]

Nice call, Flash!  Specifically, a smallmouth buffalo.

[OzJohnnie]

I guess: smallmouth buffalo.  How did I do?

[Mr. Ypsi]

I guess: smallmouth buffalo.  How did I do?

If only there was a way to change the time-stamp on posts - we could all look like geniuses!

[Retired Old Rat]

    A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest.

    The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.

    After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Say Father, what causes arthritis?"

    The priest replies, "My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with
    cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath."

    The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be damned, " Then returned to his paper.

    The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and
    apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"

    The drunk answered, "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here
    that the Pope does."

    MORAL: Make sure you understand the question before offering the answer.

[retagent]

oxy - Not only do the Golden Domers get pounded into the ground by USC, they get pounded into the ice by one time D III power Bemidji State.

[OzJohnnie]

Hey, Oz!  Newsfront is on!  Never seen it before.

I had never heard of it before.  Is it any good?

The wife doesn't admit to knowing anything about it as it "is before her time."  If she knew anything about it she wouldn't admit it anyway, I would guess.

[stanbob]

Granted it is a bit early but a little football news:

http://www.sctimes.com/article/20090329/SPORTS04/103290042

[sjusection105]

Granted it is a bit early but a little football news:

http://www.sctimes.com/article/20090329/SPORTS04/103290042

Is Boyle not playing baseball due to his knee injury or due to focus on football?

[raiderguy]

Nice one ROR +K for you. What's been happening with you? I am just selling cupboards and trying to survive this sucky economy.
Anyone want to buy a kitchen? 

[tmerton]

Hey, Oz!  Newsfront is on!  Never seen it before.

I had never heard of it before.  Is it any good?

The wife doesn't admit to knowing anything about it as it "is before her time."  If she knew anything about it she wouldn't admit it anyway, I would guess.

What I saw I thought was pretty good.  Oz movies didn't seem to exist in the US until The Man from Snowy River or something about that time, so that was the first time I'd ever heard of it.  There was a HBO/McCabe & Mrs Miller style show on early days in Oz-land at least 20 years ago on PBS that i thought was pretty good but it was a one-off sort of thing here it appears.

[BDB]

Somebody's got to post something on here today!