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badgerwarhawk

#45165
April 01, 2009, 11:31:57 AM
I knew of a guy who was arrested for operating a riding lawn mower intoxicated.  He didn't mount a bar stool or anything but just drove the mower itself.   He'd already lost his license so he couldn't drive a car.  But even that didn't stop him from coming to town to drink.  After that he rode a horse.  Then the police gave him a disorderly conduct ticket for public intoxication.

Another guy was arrested when he fled police driving a front end loader.  He fled to a church parking lot because he was so drunk he thought being on church property gave him immunity.  He was mistaken.
"Strange days have found us.  Strange days have tracked us down." .... J. Morrison

sjusection105

#45166
April 01, 2009, 01:49:45 PM
Quote from: badgerwarhawk on April 01, 2009, 11:31:57 AM
I knew of a guy who was arrested for operating a riding lawn mower intoxicated.  He didn't mount a bar stool or anything but just drove the mower itself.   He'd already lost his license so he couldn't drive a car.  But even that didn't stop him from coming to town to drink.  After that he rode a horse.  Then the police gave him a disorderly conduct ticket for public intoxication.

Another guy was arrested when he fled police driving a front end loader.  He fled to a church parking lot because he was so drunk he thought being on church property gave him immunity.  He was mistaken.

This sounds like the lyrics of a Country & Western song.   ;D
As of now they're on DOUBLE SECRET Probation!

OzJohnnie

#45167
April 02, 2009, 02:12:17 AM
All you folks may already be aware of this, but I'll inform the board anyway.  I noticed on Frank Rajkowski's blog that the Johnnies will be starting Spring practice this Sunday.  It's getting close...  Only 156 days, 11 hours, 47 minutes and 52 seconds to go until 1pm CST on September 5th.
  

tmerton

#45168
April 02, 2009, 12:22:39 PM
Quote from: janesvilleflash on April 01, 2009, 11:03:50 AM
So far I've found 2 places to buy motorized bar stools. One has them for $1795.00, the other $3300.00.....Getting Mrs. Flash to agree that I really need one........priceless.

I've got something better for you, Flash.  Using this, you'll never have to worry about where your next beer is coming from.

DuffMan

#45169
April 02, 2009, 01:28:25 PM
Quote from: tmerton on April 02, 2009, 12:22:39 PM
Quote from: janesvilleflash on April 01, 2009, 11:03:50 AM
So far I've found 2 places to buy motorized bar stools. One has them for $1795.00, the other $3300.00.....Getting Mrs. Flash to agree that I really need one........priceless.

I've got something better for you, Flash.  Using this, you'll never have to worry about where your next beer is coming from.



My buddy has one of those.  They're pretty fun!

A tradition unrivaled...
MIAC Champions: '32, '35, '36, '38, '53, '62, '63, '65, '71, '74, '75, '76, '77, '79, '82, '85, '89, '91, '93, '94, '95, '96, '98, '99, '01, '02, '03, '05, '06, '08, '09, '14, '18, '19, '21, '22, '24
National Champions: '63, '65, '76, '03

57Johnnie

#45170
April 02, 2009, 01:34:45 PM
Quote from: DuffMan on April 02, 2009, 01:28:25 PM
Quote from: tmerton on April 02, 2009, 12:22:39 PM
Quote from: janesvilleflash on April 01, 2009, 11:03:50 AM
So far I've found 2 places to buy motorized bar stools. One has them for $1795.00, the other $3300.00.....Getting Mrs. Flash to agree that I really need one........priceless.

I've got something better for you, Flash.  Using this, you'll never have to worry about where your next beer is coming from.



My buddy has one of those.  They're pretty fun!
Ummm --- Really? ;D
The older the violin - the sweeter the music!

Knightstalker

#45171
April 02, 2009, 02:27:57 PM
Quote from: DuffMan on April 02, 2009, 01:28:25 PM
Quote from: tmerton on April 02, 2009, 12:22:39 PM
Quote from: janesvilleflash on April 01, 2009, 11:03:50 AM
So far I've found 2 places to buy motorized bar stools. One has them for $1795.00, the other $3300.00.....Getting Mrs. Flash to agree that I really need one........priceless.

I've got something better for you, Flash.  Using this, you'll never have to worry about where your next beer is coming from.



My buddy has one of those.  They're pretty fun!

Cooler of Bimbo?

"In the end we will survive rather than perish not because we accumulate comfort and luxury but because we accumulate wisdom"  Colonel Jack Jacobs US Army (Ret).

DuffMan

#45172
April 02, 2009, 02:59:26 PM

A tradition unrivaled...
MIAC Champions: '32, '35, '36, '38, '53, '62, '63, '65, '71, '74, '75, '76, '77, '79, '82, '85, '89, '91, '93, '94, '95, '96, '98, '99, '01, '02, '03, '05, '06, '08, '09, '14, '18, '19, '21, '22, '24
National Champions: '63, '65, '76, '03

BDB

#45173
April 03, 2009, 11:07:27 AM Last Edit: April 03, 2009, 11:11:38 AM by BlueDevil Bob
NCAA decides to allow 4096 teams into the tournament.   ;D

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/ncaa_expands_march_madness_to

janesvilleflash

#45174
April 03, 2009, 11:15:11 AM
Friday......go to the bar day.

If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved.

Johnnie Red

#45175
April 03, 2009, 11:27:08 AM
Friday - go to Fargo day. Ye Ha! :D

janesvilleflash

#45176
April 03, 2009, 11:44:12 AM
Well no wonder I can't keep up with my grandkids.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30028134/
If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved.

sumander

#45177
April 03, 2009, 11:54:38 AM
Quote from: Johnnie Red on April 03, 2009, 11:27:08 AM
Friday - go to Fargo day. Ye Ha! :D

Judge JR, just going up to check out the receding Red River?
I fly any cargo that you can pay to run
The bush league pilots, they just can't get the job done
You've got to fly down the canyon, don't never see the sun
There's no such thing as an easy run

Johnnie Red

#45178
April 03, 2009, 12:03:46 PM
Sumander, the Red River and the Fargo Babe. I suppose I should stop at Cobberland and remind the Cobber football players that they would never have to worry about flood conditions if they were attending school in Collegeville. ;)

sumander

#45179
April 03, 2009, 12:33:40 PM
Quote from: Johnnie Red on April 03, 2009, 12:03:46 PM
Sumander, the Red River and the Fargo Babe. I suppose I should stop at Cobberland and remind the Cobber football players that they would never have to worry about flood conditions if they were attending school in Collegeville. ;)

Probably a great idea, but I don't think there will be any one there! School was closed this entire week for all 3 colleges I believe.

River level is well below the permanent dikes now. Hopefully the second crest will be below them as well.
I fly any cargo that you can pay to run
The bush league pilots, they just can't get the job done
You've got to fly down the canyon, don't never see the sun
There's no such thing as an easy run
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