FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[stanbob]

I'm having a night on the terps with the flu victim of '03.  Soft.  The man is soft.  He's trying to convince me that he cracked 200lbs.  Pigs ass, I say.  200 ls if he's a ladies man, and we all know that isn't true.  The goon's as soft as a scallop just pulled from the blue depths.

Huh?

[OzJohnnie]

What?  I'n drunk and you expect me to make sense?  What kind of burden is this?  Foul I say!  Unfair!  Pass me. Beer.

[retagent]

OZ - They have blackberries in OZ? Are the keyboards  "YTREWQ" keyboards? I couldn't understand you either.

[DuffMan]

Oh, and I wouldn't be so quick to associate with Wonka.  He's the scourge of Post Patterns 

What adjective do you use for AO, then?

Being that he has no affiliation with the MIAC, I tend to ignore him.

[AO]

Oh, and I wouldn't be so quick to associate with Wonka.  He's the scourge of Post Patterns 

What adjective do you use for AO, then?

Being that he has no affiliation with the MIAC, I tend to ignore him.

Congrats to Duffman on his recent affiliation with the MIAC!!!  Duffman should be eligible to compete in post-season tournaments in 2011 following a 2-year probationary period where MIAC adminstration officials check for compliance.

[DuffMan]

Each time you post I think you're a bigger douche bag than the last time.  Why don't you stick to your quasi-conference's page?

[AO]

I went to more MIAC football games last year than UMAC games.   Last year Northwestern played 6 of 11 games against non-UMAC teams.  The 5 games that were played in the UMAC were not good games.   The UMAC does not yet have an AQ.    I'm not interested in talking about UMAC conference football games on this board.   

[tmerton]

Kilted Rat-

If I remember correctly you are either in med school or residency.  Where did (do) you go to med school?  I will be heading off myself in the fall but I have yet to choose a school.

Some place in Iowa ... Palmer College of Chiropractic I think.   Whatever it was, he got the Navy to commission him and send him to San Diego to treat sailors and Marines. 8)

[OleHog74]

That's funny Wonka, I will have you know that I was 3-5 with 4 RBIs yesterday in the annual Northfield Keg Softball Game yesterday, including and RBI double in the bottom of the ninth to start our stunning 5-run comeback.

You will find me a slimmer, sleeker, finely tuned athletic MACHINE from the last time we squared off, I am ready for a rematch whenever you are.

[Johnnie Red]

OleHog74, welcome to the board. We will have to get you up to Collegeville on October 24 when the Oles come to town so you can partake in the Stiftungsfestivities.

Speaking of Oles, I just had an Ole grad in front of me in criminal court for sentencing.

[finsleft]

A man owned a small farm in Saskatchewan.

The Saskatchewan Provincial Wage & Hours Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him. "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them", demanded  the agent.

"Well", replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who has been with me for 3years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board.

"Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."

"That's the guy I want to talk to ... the half-wit", says the agent.

"You're talking to him", replied the farmer.

[BDB]

A man owned a small farm in Saskatchewan.

The Saskatchewan Provincial Wage & Hours Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him. "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them", demanded  the agent.

"Well", replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who has been with me for 3years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board.

"Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."

"That's the guy I want to talk to ... the half-wit", says the agent.

"You're talking to him", replied the farmer.

That sounds about right!  +k

[OzJohnnie]

I'm having a night on the terps with the flu victim of '03.  Soft.  The man is soft.  He's trying to convince me that he cracked 200lbs.  Pigs ass, I say.  200 ls if he's a ladies man, and we all know that isn't true.  The goon's as soft as a scallop just pulled from the blue depths.

Ow.  Level 3.  All together now: I'll never do this again (on a work night).

OK.  I went native in that post.  I'll translate:

terps (turps), short for turpentine, slang for booze.

soft, slang for someone who is weak, can't handle their grog (booze).

cracked, slang for surpassed.  Like the Johnnies cracking 50 against the Oles.

Pig's ass, slang for a declaration of something being unbelievable.

soft as a scallop, just a reinforcement of how soft he is.

The flu victim of '03 is a Johnnie that is living in these parts of the world and was ill the night before the big game.

[BDB]

I'm having a night on the terps with the flu victim of '03.  Soft.  The man is soft.  He's trying to convince me that he cracked 200lbs.  Pigs ass, I say.  200 ls if he's a ladies man, and we all know that isn't true.  The goon's as soft as a scallop just pulled from the blue depths.

Ow.  Level 3.  All together now: I'll never do this again (on a work night).

OK.  I went native in that post.  I'll translate:

terps (turps), short for turpentine, slang for booze.

soft, slang for someone who is weak, can't handle their grog (booze).

cracked, slang for surpassed.  Like the Johnnies cracking 50 against the Oles.

Pig's ass, slang for a declaration of something being unbelievable.

soft as a scallop, just a reinforcement of how soft he is.

The flu victim of '03 is a Johnnie that is living in these parts of the world and was ill the night before the big game.

Oz, I could tell the lager was flowing in that post, and that you were going native, but you were doing it so well.

How long have you been down under and does the lager flow in the opposite direction down there? 

[OleHog74]

Speaking of Oles, I just had an Ole grad in front of me in criminal court for sentencing.

Uff-da.  Well they can't ALL turn out good I guess.  I would love to partake in the famous stiftungsfestivities, however I will be in either Omaha or Norfolk for med school next fall, so its up in the air how often I will get back to MN, however Johnny weekend would be my second priority right after seeing the Oles reclaim the Goat Trophy.