FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[raiderguy]

Excellent OZ. loved them and the top ten commercials too. +K

[finsleft]

Separated at birth?

[BDB]

SAB?



Donattella Versace and Mummy      Mary Kate and Ozzy

[janesvilleflash]

I'm told BDB took bad checks from these people. http://mugshotdujour.com/category/worthless-checks    Don't feel bad BDB, they would have fooled me too.

[Kira & Jaxon's Dad]

I'm told BDB took bad checks from these people. http://mugshotdujour.com/category/worthless-checks    Don't feel bad BDB, they would have fooled me too.

The second one is from down here in Pasco County FL.   

[OzJohnnie]

   

[Johnnie Red]

Top 10 Dumb Paris Hilton Quotes

#1: "Wal-Mart... do they like make walls there?"

#2: "I don't really think. I just walk."

#3: "What's a soup kitchen?"

#4: "The music has a sexy vibe. That's my brand - what people want from me."

#5: "Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything."

#6: "I'm like an American princess."

#7: "I don't think there's ever been anyone like me that's lasted. And I'm going to keep lasting."

#8: "I'm an actress, a brand, a businesswoman. I'm all kinds of stuff."

#9: "The only rule is don't be boring and dress cute wherever you go. Life is too short to blend in."

#10: "A true heiress is never mean to anyone - except a girl who steals your boyfriend."

[badgerwarhawk]

I'm told BDB took bad checks from these people. http://mugshotdujour.com/category/worthless-checks    Don't feel bad BDB, they would have fooled me too.

It can't be easy to go through life looking like the first three. 

[SUMMIT!!!!!]

Unless his replacement is also named Gagliardi, in which case they will be ranked no lower than 10.

I am not touching this one.

Come on, Nancy!  Show a little backbone!  

John's daughter Nancy is in line for the job?

[OleHog74]

As I criticize the preseason rankings, I am going to be a hypocrite and applaud the preseason All-Americans.   Well one in particular.  Giving a shout out to my former teammate both at the high school and collegiate levels:  Way to go Leon!


http://fusion.stolaf.edu/athletics/index.cfm?fuseaction=NewsDetails&id=2384

I still have a sore spot from him getting passed over for even second team All-MIAC last year when he so clearly deserved it.  But its nice to see him getting some recognition now for what I think was an absolutely stellar first year.

[OzJohnnie]

Gah!!!   I can't escape.  I'm sitting here browsing on the laptop with ESPN on the boob-tube and I hear "University of St Thomas" in the background.  I pause and look up to see the cheer leading and dance championships.  "It can't be," I think.  But it is.  And they are favorites.

If they win, this does not count in the championship totals.  They're in Disney World, Florida dancing in front of a Cinderella's Castle set for goodness' sake.

EDIT:  Thomettes are dancing now.  Defending champions in the Open division...  Happy tears all around.  After their routine.

EDIT II:  And the ladies finish as runner ups.  But before I can finish typing that it goes to the Open and Div I "Hip Hop" Divisions...  This is your brain on drugs.

[57Johnnie]

Gah!!!   I can't escape.  I'm sitting here browsing on the laptop with ESPN on the boob-tube and I hear "University of St Thomas" in the background.  I pause and look up to see the cheer leading and dance championships.  "It can't be," I think.  But it is.  And they are favorites.

If they win, this does not count in the championship totals.  They're in Disney World, Florida dancing in front of a Cinderella's Castle set for goodness' sake.

EDIT:  Thomettes are dancing now.  Defending champions in the Open division...  Happy tears all around.  After their routine.

EDIT II:  And the ladies finish as runner ups.  But before I can finish typing that it goes to the Open and Div I "Hip Hop" Divisions...  This is your brain on drugs.

If there is a tie in the 'Betty Crocker' contest, they have a 'Bake Off'.
If there is a tie in a cheerleading contest, what do they have? 

[OzJohnnie]

The oldest two girls and I went to the footy yesterday and saw a thriller where Hawthorn beat Sydney.  Hawthorn's season continues to hang together by the thinnest of threads.

We had great seats (In the Hawthorn members' family section).  In the first pic that is Oz Kid number one's hat.  You can see a Swans player #1 which is Barry Hall.  You may remember Barry Hall from last year's classic clip: Wake Up, Mr. Staker.



This second pic has number one's hat one the right and number two's pony tail on the left as the players run back onto the field after the half.  The "honor guard" is a bunch of young girls that played a little-league game during the half.



(it's amazing how empty a stadium that seats 100k is when only 44k show up on a rainy afternoon.)

[tmerton]

You can see a Swans player #1 which is Barry Hall.  You may remember Barry Hall from last year's classic clip: Wake Up, Mr. Staker.

Those fellas (giving them the benefit of the doubt anyway) in blue and yellow sure went down easy.  That's as bad as WWE.

[finsleft]

     A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.  You all have obsessions, he observed.
     To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating.  You have even named your daughter Candy."
     He turned to the second Mom and said, "Your obsession is with money.  Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
     He turned to the third mother and said "Your obsession is alcohol, which shows itself clearly in your child's name, Brandy."
     At this point, the fourth mother quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking about.  Let's pick up Peter and Willy from school and go get dinner."