FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[TheDeadman]

Doesn't anyone ever talk MIAC football on this board?!?!?!?

[finsleft]

Doesn't anyone ever talk MIAC football on this board?!?!?!?

Once in a while we do, in fact, talk football. Just to make you feel welcome here's a little MIAC football talk for you:

Tommies suck! Especially at football!

There! Now back to beer, babes and baseball.

[Ralph Turner]

Doesn't anyone ever talk MIAC football on this board?!?!?!?

Once in a while we do, in fact, talk football. Just to make you feel welcome here's a little MIAC football talk for you:

Tommies suck! Especially at football!

There! Now back to beer, babes and baseball.

That is an incredible first post for a Tommie!   

You always can trust finsleft to give you an accurate assessment of his review of the situation.   

Welcome to the boards.

[janesvilleflash]

TheDeadman, aka the linebacker coach at St. Thomas? Interesting.

[badgerwarhawk]

Doesn't anyone ever talk MIAC football on this board?!?!?!?

Just be thankful they aren't talking about ice fishing. 

[D O.C.]

Just some truisms to help stretch your pages:

JEFF FOXWORTHY'S Oregon


If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Oregon


If you've worn shorts, sandals and a parka at the same time, you live
in Oregon


If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number, you live in Oregon

If you measure distance in hours, you live in Oregon

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you
live in Oregon


If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' and back again in the same day,
you live in Oregon


If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both
doors unlocked, you live in Oregon

If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard
without flinching, you live in Central, Southern or Eastern Oregon

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a 2 layers of
clothes or under a raincoat, you live in Oregon. 

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
snow and ice, you live in Oregon

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road
construction, you live in Oregon

If you feel guilty throwing aluminum cans or paper in the trash, you live
in Oregon

If you know more than 10 ways to order coffee, you live in
Oregon

If you know more people who own boats than air conditioners, you live in
Oregon

If you stand on a deserted corner in the rain waiting for the "Walk"
signal, you live in Oregon

If you consider that if it has no snow or has not recently erupted, it is
not a real mountain, you live in Oregon.

If you can taste the difference between Starbucks, Seattle's Best, and
Dutch Bros, you live in Oregon.

If you know the difference between Chinook, Coho and Sockeye salmon, you live in Oregon.

If you know how to pronounce Sequim, Puyallup, Abiqua, Issaquah, Oregon, Umpqua, Yakima and Willamette, you live in Oregon

If you consider swimming an indoor sport, you live in Oregon

If you know that Boring is a city and not just a feeling, you live in
Oregon

If you can tell the difference between Japanese, Chinese and Thai food, you live in Oregon

If you never go camping without waterproof matches and a poncho, you
live in Oregon

If you have actually used your mountain bike on a mountain, you live in
Oregon

If you think people who use umbrellas are either wimps or tourists, you
live in Oregon

If you buy new sunglasses every year, because you cannot find the old ones after such a long time, you live in Oregon.

If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
OREGON friends, you live or have lived in Oregon

[stanbob]

Doesn't anyone ever talk MIAC football on this board?!?!?!?

Once in a while we do, in fact, talk football. Just to make you feel welcome here's a little MIAC football talk for you:

Tommies suck! Especially at football!

There! Now back to beer, babes and baseball.

That is an incredible first post for a Tommie!   

You always can trust finsleft to give you an accurate assessment of his review of the situation.   

Welcome to the boards.

Much better now

[Kira & Jaxon's Dad]

TheDeadman, aka the linebacker coach at St. Thomas? Interesting.

Usually the coaches are on the players to not post on PP, but to have an actual DC posting.  That is Sweet!

[OzJohnnie]

Now back to beer, babes and baseball.

As we're dealing with a Tommie, we might have to communicate in pictures.  Here:

[finsleft]

Here's a joke:

A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customer and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left.
A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours." The guy left.
A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half." The guy left.
The barber turned to his friend and said, "Hey, Bob, do me a favor. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back."
A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, "So, where does that guy go when he leaves?"
Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said, "Your house!"




Somebody explain it to the Tommies.

[wartknight]

Another non-football comment/question.

I am looking at a fishing/relaxation week in MN later this summer. Since my wife doesn't want much drive time this yr, I have narrowed my search to approx the St Cloud area & south. I have looked into the Clearwater Lake area. Anyone have any knowledge of the area, or other suggstions? Thanks in advance for any assistance.

On a football note: GO Knights!!

[BDB]

Good one fins!

Another joke, real life:

I'm watching Channel 5 news at lunch time today. They are into the sports and the story is how some Viking coaches stopped by the Twins pre-game today and joked about wanting Mauer to play for the Vikings. Of course Gardie played along but said no way.

They come out of the taped story to the live anchors  and Veneeta Sawkar says " I can see why the Vikings want him. He was a really good football player for Creighton (pronounced Cray - ton)(apparently she meant Cretin-Derham Hall)
and in college for Florida! (he was recruited by Florida STATE, but never attended college.)   

[Johnnie Red]

For those of you looking for something to do this weekend, consider attending the Zummerfest in Hamburg in southwestern Carver County. The highlight of the weekend will be the giant and midget wrestling event at the Hamburg Community Hall Saturday night at 8:00 p.m. The host is Buck "Rock N Roll" Zumhofe. The giant is Big Rig Chuck, who is over seven feet tall.

Also put on your calendar the MIAC Night at the Chaska baseball park on Saturday, July 12 at 7:00 p.m. when the Chaska Cubs host Joe & Stans Class A team from St. Paul. Wear something with your MIAC school name/logo on it and get into the game free. Stiftungsfest burgers will be served.

[finsleft]

Another non-football comment/question.

I am looking at a fishing/relaxation week in MN later this summer. Since my wife doesn't want much drive time this yr, I have narrowed my search to approx the St Cloud area & south. I have looked into the Clearwater Lake area. Anyone have any knowledge of the area, or other suggstions? Thanks in advance for any assistance.

On a football note: GO Knights!!

WK-
Clearwater is one of the best fishing lakes in the area, and there are other lakes close by if you want to hop around. A very nice restaurant on the lake, and good golf courses are close, too.

[OzJohnnie]

Here's a stunning headline from Werribee...  Who would have expected this?

"Naked man found in bath"

The story itself is a bit frightening:

Ms Callejan said that just before 5am, minutes after her friend had got out of bed to answer the phone, she woke her up and said there was a stranger inside the house...

"We opened the bathroom and saw the man lying there naked with his hands over his genitals.

"Chantelle yelled 'Who the hell are you?' and told him to get out of the house.

"He then jumped out of the bath and stood there, and I asked whether he had been inside the house before, and he kept asking for a girl neither of us knew."