FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[janesvilleflash]

If I ever decided to be a burglar, I'm sure this would be my luck.

Alleged burglars target wrong home
June 23: Two alleged burglars were severely beaten after breaking into the home of a former special operations officer and his fiancee, a former maximum security prison guard. WBBH's Kelly Creswell reports.

[tmerton]

No fish pictures?  Duff?    Have to add my own I guess.



  [Addendum: The Pacific Whale Foundation, which operated the boat and tour, frowned on snorklers bringing fishing gear, and the fish were impossible to catch with your hands, so this was a close as we got.   We did eat some great fish on the trip, though. ]

[bennie]

As if it isn't bad enough that Uncle Phil is building an eyesore that I have to look at out my office window (and in the process, eliminated a much needed parking lot), now he has come up with yet more embarrassing uniforms! My eyes, my eyes!!

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/blog/dr_saturday/post/Molting-season-is-here-again-in-Oregon?urn=ncaaf,172251

[57Johnnie]

As if it isn't bad enough that Uncle Phil is building an eyesore that I have to look at out my office window (and in the process, eliminated a much needed parking lot), now he has come up with yet more embarrassing uniforms! My eyes, my eyes!!

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/blog/dr_saturday/post/Molting-season-is-here-again-in-Oregon?urn=ncaaf,172251

The article states that: of the 384 combinations, 380 were 'manifestly hideous'. I missed the other 4 

Do you think black and yellow cleats will make a fashion statement? 

[bennie]

Do you think black and yellow cleats will make a fashion statement? 

Oh, it will make a fashion statement, just not a good one! With any luck, their fashion statement will be so loud that it will frighten the other team into fumbling the ball!!

[Knightstalker]

Do you think black and yellow cleats will make a fashion statement? 

Oh, it will make a fashion statement, just not a good one! With any luck, their fashion statement will be so loud that it will frighten the other team into fumbling the ball!!

I got it, they are trying to win by making the other teams laugh their azzes off during a game.

[Touchdown Tommy]

Closed Circuit to The Mayor: 

I spoke with TC this afternoon.  He is in Milwaukee for the Twins series this week.  I asked if they tailgated and what kinda meat they grilled.  TC sheepishly responded that he stopped at SUBWAY and ate it in the parking lot with his 40oz Olde English.  WTF? Subway in the parking lot at Miller Park!!  Sacreligous.  Sooooo I made the Executive decision to revoke TC's man card indefinitely.  Flash is on assignment tonite in the BoogieDown.  If he spots TC with another Footlong Turkey Breast he is instructed to invoke physical harm on TC.  Nothing personal, just business!!!!

Thanks much,

The President


PS: TC's first words were "Clark Junior, Clark Junior, Clark Junior" hahahahaha

[bennie]

I am shocked that none of you guys posted anything about this story! It includes a football primadonna and a model that swears like a sailor! It sounds tailor made for this board.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Joanna-Krupa-gives-Terrell-Owens-the-Terrell-Owe?urn=nfl,172404

[retagent]

It wouldn't surprise me at all that this little tiff was scripted in order to cause just the sort of "discussion" that it appears to have engendered so that some people might actually watch this travesty.

[finsleft]

Closed Circuit to The Mayor: 

I spoke with TC this afternoon.  He is in Milwaukee for the Twins series this week.  I asked if they tailgated and what kinda meat they grilled.  TC sheepishly responded that he stopped at SUBWAY and ate it in the parking lot with his 40oz Olde English.  WTF? Subway in the parking lot at Miller Park!!  Sacreligous.  Sooooo I made the Executive decision to revoke TC's man card indefinitely.  Flash is on assignment tonite in the BoogieDown.  If he spots TC with another Footlong Turkey Breast he is instructed to invoke physical harm on TC.  Nothing personal, just business!!!!

Thanks much,

The President


PS: TC's first words were "Clark Junior, Clark Junior, Clark Junior" hahahahaha

Thank you, Mr. President. Your vigilance and prompt action are appreciated by all in MIACPP land for imposing sanctions for this serious breach of protocol. Unless there is a reasonable excuse ( I can't imagine), it looks like double secret probation for TC. Who the hell does he think he is anyway? Jared?

[BDB]

Ah yes, Jared.

Not too many careers end on a $5 foot long.

[tmerton]

Subway and an Olde English 40?  Oh, my.  Presumably TC consumed both of them from brown paper bags.  So much more descreet that way.

[DuffMan]

Old E girl deserves embiggening!

[janesvilleflash]

Looks big enough to me.

[57Johnnie]

Just got back from taking Mrs. 57 out for Minnesota walleye lunch. 
Not easy to find in western Colorado but we have a new restaurant that features it. Even a catfish loving Okie like Mrs. enjoyed it.