FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[tmerton]

This is hilarious

Wedding Entrance Dance

How'd you find this?  Is one of your daughters doing some wedding planning?   I'd call it a sure sign of de-evolution, but then I remember back in the 60s seeing a picture of a service at an Episcopal church in NYC where the kids were doing the twist as they came down the center aisle.  I just hope this doesn't spawn imitators.

Didn't realize until I saw this highlighted on Sunday that this wedding was in a church in St. Paul!

[tmerton]

Fly Lutheran Airlines 

"May we land in Duloot or pretty close."


Question - why on earth are people in Nebraska picking on Minnesota?

[OzJohnnie]

As we're getting a closer to the season, I thought I would provide a little visual treat to whet the football appetite:

               

[raiderguy]

As we're getting a closer to the season, I thought I would provide a little visual treat to whet the football appetite:

               

From the I need a life department, congratulations on post 2400!

[Retired Old Rat]

This is hilarious

Wedding Entrance Dance

How'd you find this?  Is one of your daughters doing some wedding planning?   I'd call it a sure sign of de-evolution, but then I remember back in the 60s seeing a picture of a service at an Episcopal church in NYC where the kids were doing the twist as they came down the center aisle.  I just hope this doesn't spawn imitators.

Didn't realize until I saw this highlighted on Sunday that this wedding was in a church in St. Paul!

And the groom is a Johnnie.

[SUMMIT!!!!!]

Happy Birthday Dr Kilted Rat

and a day early to ROR

[SUMMIT!!!!!]

The Harley-Davidson Facts...


The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven.

At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. 'Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven.'

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, ' I want to hang out with God.'

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.

God recognized Arthur and commented, 'Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle? '

Arthur said, 'Yeah, that's me...'

God commented: 'Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?'

Arthur was a bit embarrassed, but finally spoke, 'Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?'

God said, 'Ah, yes.'

'Well,' said Arthur, 'professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention!

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end suspension
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds
3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble about too much
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.
5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!!

'Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there,' replied God, 'hold on.'

God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for the results.

The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

'Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,' God said to Arthur, 'but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours'.

[SUMMIT!!!!!]

Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar.

One complained to the other, "Boy, business stinks. If I don't sell more cars this month, I'm going to lose my ass."

Then he noticed a beautiful blonde sitting two stools away.

Immediately, he apologized for his bad language.

"That's okay," the blonde replied, "I can relate;  if I don't sell more ass this month, I'm going to lose my car."

[bennie]

I thought this was entertaining. GQ:The Whipped List
http://men.style.com/gq/features/slideshow/v/031708WHIP

[OzJohnnie]

I thought this was entertaining. GQ:The Whipped List
http://men.style.com/gq/features/slideshow/v/031708WHIP

You would think that is entertaining...

(BTW - I don't see my picture.  Incomplete list.)

[SUMMIT!!!!!]

I thought this was entertaining. GQ:The Whipped List
http://men.style.com/gq/features/slideshow/v/031708WHIP

You would think that is entertaining...

(BTW - I don't see my picture.  Incomplete list.)

there was no Oz on that list....but lotta much older guys with their (much much younger) trophy acquisitions. 

[OzJohnnie]

there was no Oz on that list....but lotta much older guys with their (much much younger) trophy acquisitions. 

As a mate down here in Oz once told me... A man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.

[OzJohnnie]

Just to prove how small Australia is...

Bumped into, literally, on the street this afternoon: Hugo Weaving.


   

EDIT: (Although I didn't play golf with him.  Nor did we go for a boat ride or a trip in an RV.)

[finsleft]

Happy Birthday to MIACPP geezer ROR!

Tonight we officially kick off the 2009 tailgate season with a gathering in Minneapolis of upcoming birthday boy Lbean, MIACPP baseball guru TC, Mr. President of the MIAC-CAC TDT, and, yours truly, Mayor Fins. Liriano will show Buehrle how it's done, as the Twins will present Lbean with an early birthday present and sweep Ozzie's hapless Whities.

[tmerton]

Happy Birthday to MIACPP geezer ROR!

Tonight we officially kick off the 2009 tailgate season with a gathering in Minneapolis of upcoming birthday boy Lbean, MIACPP baseball guru TC, Mr. President of the MIAC-CAC TDT, and, yours truly, Mayor Fins. Liriano will show Buehrle how it's done, as the Twins will present Lbean with an early birthday present and sweep Ozzie's hapless Whities.

Go for it, guys.  Good health and happy birthday to ROR and to Lbean.  See you in 38 days.