FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[Willy Wonka]

In news of the, uh, awkward...check out this article from CJ at the Strib.

PS - Answer your Fing phone, TDT.

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The Hot Hoagie nearly singed some eyeballs.

Ryan Hoag, the model and May 2008 "Bachelorette" reject on ABC, was part of the after-party entertainment. He was having his Adonis-like body painted, while wearing an interesting unit of Calvin Klein underwear.

Seeing that much of Hoag made me feel slightly uncomfortable because I know him -- but not like that! Wanda Hamlett, a producer for Media Loft, which was shooting video of the gala for Macy's, said the sight was uncomfortable for her, too, and she didn't even know Hoag.

Now, Hoag was completely comfortable being nearly naked in public. Maybe it's the Greek god in him. More likely it's all the time he's spent in lockerrooms as a former Gustavus wide receiver who has tried out for NFL teams.

He was dancing, singing along to the music, smiling and chatting freely when I asked him how to describe that revealing underwear. I don't know whether Hoag's future wife was at the gala, but she could have taken advantage of the opportunity to evaluate this guy who's saving himself for marriage.

[snoop dawg]

Fins   Thanks   +k for the help

[Klopenhiemer]

Fins   Thanks   +k for the help

Snoop, I have not heard from you in a long time.  Where is your boy playing this fall?

[finsleft]

From a local Minnesota Packers fan:

I'm going to retire, no I'm not, yes I am,  I gotta go now bye, bye. Your BFF Brett.

[VOJ]

From a local Minnesota Packers fan:

I'm going to retire, no I'm not, yes I am,  I gotta go now bye, bye. Your BFF Brett.

Good to see Brett has adopted the prerogative to change his mind many, many times.  He probably has started to eat quiche for breakfast...Remember Viking fans...IF you get to the Super Bowl, it took a Packer to get you there...actually it would be interesting to see him get you there, then throw that INT that costs you the game like he normally does....then you Viking fans could use your whole hand to count your losses.   Remember it says Lombardi on that trophy for a reason.

Now back to our regularly scheduled bashing of MIAC teams not named SJU

[Retired Old Rat]

NFL News Today:  Eagles Wanted Plaxico for Run-and-shoot Offense.

[tmerton]

Lots of drama in the Land-o-lakes with this Fav-re stuff.  But what you guys need is some real he-man stuff - you know, like the Raiders, Al Davis, and men punching men!  That would keep things really buzzing.

[57Johnnie]

NFL News Today:  Eagles Wanted Plaxico for Run-and-shoot Offense.

.............on 'work release'      

[DutchFan2004]

NFL News Today:  Eagles Wanted Plaxico for Run-and-shoot Offense.

Funny stuff ROR +k for that but I heard that the Eagles gave up on that idea as the offense would shoot themselves in the foot every time with a guy like Plaxico on the team. 

[Retired Old Rat]

NFL News Today:  Eagles Wanted Plaxico for Run-and-shoot Offense.

Funny stuff ROR +k for that but I heard that the Eagles gave up on that idea as the offense would shoot themselves in the foot every time with a guy like Plaxico on the team. 

Also very funny.  +k back at you.

[BDB]

Note to Minneapolis city workers: That would be Hennepin Avenue.

[OzJohnnie]

An Englishman, an Irishman and an Australian walk into a bar.
The barman says, "Is this some kind of bloody joke?"

EDIT: And one more for the road...

An old Australian battler lies dying in his bed. He calls over Shirley, his faithful wife of 60 years, and says, "Shirl, when we started out, tried to buy a business in the depression, went bust: you were with me"
"Oh, yes, Bruce", she says.
Then the war started, I joined up, and was sent to the front line, where I lost me legs. You stayed with me."
"Oh yes, Bruce" she says.
"Then, came home, couldn't get a job, due to me disability, and bought a farm."
"Oh, yes, Bruce", she says.
"The farm flooded, then just when we got over that, there was a bushfire, and then the drought, which wiped us right out: you still stayed with me."
"Oh yes, Bruce,"
"Now here I am, in excruiating pain, about to die, useless and you're still with me."
"Yes Bruce."
"Shirl."
"Yes, Bruce?"
"You're bloody bad luck"

[finsleft]

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        DUMBEROL
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        FLIPITOR
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        MENICILLIN
        Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, 'You make me want to be a better person. '

        BUYAGRA
        Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.


        JACKASSPIRIN
        Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat

        ANTI-TALKSIDENT
        A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators. �

        NAGAMENT
        When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him, without opening your mouth.

[DustySJU]

Johnnie Tats cranks it up this morning at www.JohnnieFootball.com!

Johnnie Up Everybody!

[stanbob]

Johnnie Tats cranks it up this morning at www.JohnnieFootball.com!

Johnnie Up Everybody!

But who is this John Stanton that is mentioned?