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Retired Old Rat

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Quote from: WithasilentK on October 01, 2009, 12:25:39 PM
Quote from: DuffMan on October 01, 2009, 12:22:23 PM
So the Auggie player was taunting the Gopher player?

Correct me if I am wrong, but isn't a 28-45 record (38% winnning percentage) better than a 22-53 record (29% winning percentage)?

::)

Maybe he got his beating for being a dumb ass.

More evidence to Johnnies and there their fans not being able to read so good.



More evidence that Carleton graduates can't write.  ;)
   
National Champions: 1963, 1965, 1976, 2003

WithasilentK

Quote from: DuffMan on October 01, 2009, 12:22:23 PM
So the Auggie player was taunting the Gopher player?

Correct me if I am wrong, but isn't a 28-45 record (38% winnning percentage) better than a 22-53 record (29% winning percentage)?

::)

Maybe he got his beating for being a dumb ass.

Reread the quote.  I've known all along Johnnie fans can't read so good.

I'm surprised the Auggie Tech player didn't throw a beer bottle at the cops once they came.

WithasilentK

Quote from: Retired Old Rat on October 01, 2009, 12:27:31 PM
Quote from: WithasilentK on October 01, 2009, 12:25:39 PM
Quote from: DuffMan on October 01, 2009, 12:22:23 PM
So the Auggie player was taunting the Gopher player?

Correct me if I am wrong, but isn't a 28-45 record (38% winnning percentage) better than a 22-53 record (29% winning percentage)?

::)

Maybe he got his beating for being a dumb ass.

More evidence to Johnnies and there their fans not being able to read so good.



More evidence that Carlton graduates can't write.  ;)

Dangit, I thought I deleted that fast enough.

Willy Wonka

QuoteAfter six failed training camps, a new ACL, a supposed lost step, age against me, and self proclaimed worst training camp of all time, I have finally made the opening day roster. I am thrilled!

I know you guys are all SUPER interested to read the rest of Hoag's blog!

http://gustavus.edu/athletics/news/5278
I don't hate Duke. I just hate all their players, coaches and fans.

DuffMan

Quote from: Willy Wonka on October 01, 2009, 12:51:41 PM
QuoteAfter six failed training camps, a new ACL, a supposed lost step, age against me, and self proclaimed worst training camp of all time, I have finally made the opening day roster. I am thrilled!

I know you guys are all SUPER interested to read the rest of Hoag's blog!

http://gustavus.edu/athletics/news/5278

Holy hell.  What a douche nozzle.   

A tradition unrivaled...
MIAC Champions: '32, '35, '36, '38, '53, '62, '63, '65, '71, '74, '75, '76, '77, '79, '82, '85, '89, '91, '93, '94, '95, '96, '98, '99, '01, '02, '03, '05, '06, '08, '09, '14, '18, '19, '21, '22, '24
National Champions: '63, '65, '76, '03

57Johnnie

Quote from: DuffMan on October 01, 2009, 01:38:53 PM
Quote from: Willy Wonka on October 01, 2009, 12:51:41 PM
QuoteAfter six failed training camps, a new ACL, a supposed lost step, age against me, and self proclaimed worst training camp of all time, I have finally made the opening day roster. I am thrilled!

I know you guys are all SUPER interested to read the rest of Hoag's blog!

http://gustavus.edu/athletics/news/5278

Holy hell.  What a douche nozzle.   
I don't know where you got that one Duff but it sure as hell works for me.
The older the violin - the sweeter the music!

DuffMan

Quote from: 57Johnnie on October 01, 2009, 01:50:33 PM
I don't know where you got that one Duff but it sure as hell works for me.

I'm sneaky like that  ;)

A tradition unrivaled...
MIAC Champions: '32, '35, '36, '38, '53, '62, '63, '65, '71, '74, '75, '76, '77, '79, '82, '85, '89, '91, '93, '94, '95, '96, '98, '99, '01, '02, '03, '05, '06, '08, '09, '14, '18, '19, '21, '22, '24
National Champions: '63, '65, '76, '03

cobbernation

Quote from: DuffMan on October 01, 2009, 01:38:53 PM
Quote from: Willy Wonka on October 01, 2009, 12:51:41 PM
QuoteAfter six failed training camps, a new ACL, a supposed lost step, age against me, and self proclaimed worst training camp of all time, I have finally made the opening day roster. I am thrilled!

I know you guys are all SUPER interested to read the rest of Hoag's blog!

http://gustavus.edu/athletics/news/5278

Holy hell.  What a douche nozzle.   
Wow, if I didn't know any better from reading the blog I thought he was a 4 time pro bowl player!  Did you see that he almost blocked a punt, but he was held by a wingman and then he caught a 30 yd TD pass.  Awesome!

If I was writing a blog I wouldn't talk about how I was in the NFL, but really not in the NFL.  I would write how I used to get posterized by Anderw Passanate in practice! Or how I was kicked off the bachelorette in week 1!

WashedUp

Quote from: Retired Old Rat on October 01, 2009, 12:27:31 PM
Quote from: WithasilentK on October 01, 2009, 12:25:39 PM
Quote from: DuffMan on October 01, 2009, 12:22:23 PM
So the Auggie player was taunting the Gopher player?

Correct me if I am wrong, but isn't a 28-45 record (38% winnning percentage) better than a 22-53 record (29% winning percentage)?

::)

Maybe he got his beating for being a dumb ass.

More evidence to Johnnies and there their fans not being able to read so good.



More evidence that Carlton graduates can't write.  ;)

The correct spelling is Carleton.
MIAC Champions: 1924, 1992

DuffMan

Quote from: cobbernation on October 01, 2009, 02:48:26 PM
Quote from: DuffMan on October 01, 2009, 01:38:53 PM
Quote from: Willy Wonka on October 01, 2009, 12:51:41 PM
QuoteAfter six failed training camps, a new ACL, a supposed lost step, age against me, and self proclaimed worst training camp of all time, I have finally made the opening day roster. I am thrilled!

I know you guys are all SUPER interested to read the rest of Hoag's blog!

http://gustavus.edu/athletics/news/5278

Holy hell.  What a douche nozzle.   
Wow, if I didn't know any better from reading the blog I thought he was a 4 time pro bowl player!  Did you see that he almost blocked a punt, but he was held by a wingman and then he caught a 30 yd TD pass.  Awesome!

If I was writing a blog I wouldn't talk about how I was in the NFL, but really not in the NFL.  I would write how I used to get posterized by Anderw Passanate in practice! Or how I was kicked off the bachelorette in week 1!

Hey, did you know he played for the Vikings?  ::)

A tradition unrivaled...
MIAC Champions: '32, '35, '36, '38, '53, '62, '63, '65, '71, '74, '75, '76, '77, '79, '82, '85, '89, '91, '93, '94, '95, '96, '98, '99, '01, '02, '03, '05, '06, '08, '09, '14, '18, '19, '21, '22, '24
National Champions: '63, '65, '76, '03

OzJohnnie

Quote from: faunch on October 01, 2009, 11:41:41 AM
Oz:
Any help w/ an AOL Wallaby?

http://www.startribune.com/local/south/63003267.html?elr=KArksLckD8EQDUoaEyqyP4O:DW3ckUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aULPQL7PQLanchO7DiUss

Dog or coyote bait, I'm afraid.  Time for a wallaby joke in honor of our little marsupial explorer?

Q: What do you call a lazy baby wallaby?
A: A pouch potato
  

57Johnnie

Quote from: DuffMan on October 01, 2009, 03:11:59 PM
Quote from: cobbernation on October 01, 2009, 02:48:26 PM
Quote from: DuffMan on October 01, 2009, 01:38:53 PM
Quote from: Willy Wonka on October 01, 2009, 12:51:41 PM
QuoteAfter six failed training camps, a new ACL, a supposed lost step, age against me, and self proclaimed worst training camp of all time, I have finally made the opening day roster. I am thrilled!

I know you guys are all SUPER interested to read the rest of Hoag's blog!

http://gustavus.edu/athletics/news/5278

Holy hell.  What a douche nozzle.   
Wow, if I didn't know any better from reading the blog I thought he was a 4 time pro bowl player!  Did you see that he almost blocked a punt, but he was held by a wingman and then he caught a 30 yd TD pass.  Awesome!

If I was writing a blog I wouldn't talk about how I was in the NFL, but really not in the NFL.  I would write how I used to get posterized by Anderw Passanate in practice! Or how I was kicked off the bachelorette in week 1!

Hey, did you know he played for the Vikings?  ::)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyFHHc28rxA
The older the violin - the sweeter the music!

cobbernation

Quote from: DuffMan on October 01, 2009, 03:11:59 PM
Quote from: cobbernation on October 01, 2009, 02:48:26 PM
Quote from: DuffMan on October 01, 2009, 01:38:53 PM
Quote from: Willy Wonka on October 01, 2009, 12:51:41 PM
QuoteAfter six failed training camps, a new ACL, a supposed lost step, age against me, and self proclaimed worst training camp of all time, I have finally made the opening day roster. I am thrilled!

I know you guys are all SUPER interested to read the rest of Hoag's blog!

http://gustavus.edu/athletics/news/5278

Holy hell.  What a douche nozzle.   
Wow, if I didn't know any better from reading the blog I thought he was a 4 time pro bowl player!  Did you see that he almost blocked a punt, but he was held by a wingman and then he caught a 30 yd TD pass.  Awesome!

If I was writing a blog I wouldn't talk about how I was in the NFL, but really not in the NFL.  I would write how I used to get posterized by Anderw Passanate in practice! Or how I was kicked off the bachelorette in week 1!

Hey, did you know he played for the Vikings?  ::)

I saw that on his wikipedia site.  I see that Koren Robinson is also on the same UFL team.  Is Robinson the guy who couldn't keep his nose clean when playing for the vikings?  if so, he and hoag will be the ultimate odd couple!

USTBench

My buddy wrote this in a blog about Tyler Hansbrough, but I think if you just put Ryan Hoag's name in there instead it works just as well:

--Hoag thinks it's hilarious to go through the Taco Bell drive-thru and order a Big Mac.

-- Hoag went to his 8-year-old nephew's birthday party, and they went bumper-bowling. He liked them so much that he never bowls without them anymore, because he can routinely break 100 now.

-- Hoag never hits 16s when the dealer is showing a 10. Then when the next card is flipped and it's an 8, he remarks to the person next to him "See? I just would've busted anyway."

-- Hoag just watched Napoleon Dynamite for the first time last week. Since then, every time someone asks him what he's going to do that day, he replies "Whatever I feel like. GOSH!" and then looks for someone to high-five him.

-- Hoag's favorite Ghostbuster is Egon.

-- Hoag wants to have a destination wedding. He tells people it's because he doesn't want all the stress of planning a traditional wedding, and that it would be more fun to get hitched in a tropical location- but really it's because he doesn't have enough friends to fill up a wedding party, and it would be awkward.

-- When Hoag is at the movie theater, after every single preview finishes, he leans to the person he's with and says either "Ohh, that movie looks awesome- I wanna see that!" or "That movie looks awful- I totally don't want to see that." He says this loud enough so that everyone in a 10-row radius can hear him.

-- Hoag still thinks that The Blair Witch Project was a real documentary.

-- Hoag asked his school counselor to his senior prom because it was the closest relationship he had with a girl the entire year. She said no.

-- When Hoag walks into a public restroom with three urinals, and all three are currently unused, he pees in the middle one.

-- When Hoag goes to a strip club and sits at Sniffer's Row, he doesn't bring any of his own dollar bills. He just waits until the stripper goes to the other side of the stage, then nabs bills that are already lying on the stage. When the stripper works her way back around to him, he gives her those same bills.

-- Hoag loves to tell the story that one time he suckered some kid into trading him a Michael Jordan rookie card in mint condition. When you ask to see the card, he says no because "it's, um, locked up in storage."

Augsburg University: 2021 MIAC Spring Football Champions

OzJohnnie

I think you're all just jealous of his delicious good looks.