FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[OzJohnnie]

ROR;  Post season quality with that one.  A very deep run in the jokes playoffs.

Mrs Oz has put together a holiday video and posted it on the interwebs.  If anyone is interested then send me a PM.  If I get no interest then I'll just come back here and say the response was overwhelming anyway.

[USTBench]

MIAC related Halloween costume ideas (Common Man is my muse):

1) Pair of stilts to make myself 7 foot 3 and go as SJU's record this year
2) I could pin a bunch of zeros to me horizontally and go as Ray Grant's stat line
3) I could wear a red shirt with 3 tiny purple dots on it and go as an aerial view of Bench and his friends at Stiftungfest
4) I could wear a purple shirt with a giant white question mark on it and go as the average Tommie fan's knowledge of football
5) I could wear a Scarlet Knight's jersey with some hip waders and go as a Carleton player on his way to practice
6) I could carry around an old paint bucket and nothing else and go as Hamline's trophy case
7) I could wear a Michigan Wolverine's helmet and go as a Gustavus player
8) I could wear a wrestling singlet and go as the best athlete on Augsburg's campus
9) I could not dress as anything in sit in my room on Halloween and go as a Bethel student
10) I could hire a tutor from Carleton to follow me around all night and go as a St. Olaf player
11) I could wear something old and outdated and go as Concordia's playbook.
12) I could wear a Hamline windbreaker and a headset and go as Tim Brewster in 2011

Actually number 13 is:
I could wear a sweater vest and a purple necktie with a headset and go as 2011 UST football coach Glenn Mason.

14) I could walk around without a rose and be Ryan Hoag getting voted off the bachelorette.

[sjusection105]

MIAC related Halloween costume ideas (Common Man is my muse):

1) Pair of stilts to make myself 7 foot 3 and go as SJU's record this year
2) I could pin a bunch of zeros to me horizontally and go as Ray Grant's stat line
3) I could wear a red shirt with 3 tiny purple dots on it and go as an aerial view of Bench and his friends at Stiftungfest
4) I could wear a purple shirt with a giant white question mark on it and go as the average Tommie fan's knowledge of football
5) I could wear a Scarlet Knight's jersey with some hip waders and go as a Carleton player on his way to practice
6) I could carry around an old paint bucket and nothing else and go as Hamline's trophy case
7) I could wear a Michigan Wolverine's helmet and go as a Gustavus player
8) I could wear a wrestling singlet and go as the best athlete on Augsburg's campus
9) I could not dress as anything in sit in my room on Halloween and go as a Bethel student
10) I could hire a tutor from Carleton to follow me around all night and go as a St. Olaf player
11) I could wear something old and outdated and go as Concordia's playbook.
12) I could wear a Hamline windbreaker and a headset and go as Tim Brewster in 2011

Actually number 13 is:
I could wear a sweater vest and a purple necktie with a headset and go as 2011 UST football coach Glenn Mason.

14) I could walk around without a rose and be Ryan Hoag getting voted off the bachelorette.

This is awesome! +K this afternoon when my 24 hour waiting period expires. I can buy a hand gun on the spot, but I have to wait 24 hrs. to karmalize Bench 

[DuffMan]

I can buy a hand gun on the spot, but I have to wait 24 hrs. to karmalize Bench  

Actually, you need to apply for a permit from your local PD or sherrif  

(for the handgun, not the +k)

[sjusection105]

I can buy a hand gun on the spot, but I have to wait 24 hrs. to karmalize Bench  

Actually, you need to apply for a permit from your local PD or sherrif  

(for the handgun, not the +k)

well, I guess I have another thing to add to my list of things to do tonight after work. Pick up milk & bread, karmalize UST Bench, stop by sherrif's office to ask Garry Miller for a hand gun permit (tell him I know Johnnie Red, but deny knowing TDT)

[GoldandBlueBU]

I can buy a hand gun on the spot, but I have to wait 24 hrs. to karmalize Bench  

Actually, you need to apply for a permit from your local PD or sherrif  

(for the handgun, not the +k)

well, I guess I have another thing to add to my list of things to do tonight after work. Pick up milk & bread, karmalize UST Bench, stop by sherrif's office to ask Garry Miller for a hand gun permit (tell him I know Johnnie Red, but deny knowing TDT)

One bonus is that the permit is actually free, unlike any other city permit I've encountered, you just have to apply and pass a background check.

[DuffMan]

One bonus is that the permit is actually free, unlike any other city permit I've encountered, you just have to apply and pass a background check.

No kidding.  I just checked what a permit to replace my windows will cost 

[badgerwarhawk]

The Meaning of Life:

On the first day, God created the dog and said:
'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.'

The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?'

So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said:
'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.'

The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?'

And God agreed.

On the third day, God created the cow and said:
'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.'

The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?'

And God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created man and said:
'Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years.'

But man said: 'Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?'

'Okay,' said God, 'You asked for it.'

So that is why for our first twenty years we eat , sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family.. For the next ten years we do m onkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public service

Thank you so much.  I was sick the day the meaning of life was explained so I missed it.  Now I know why I've felt like a monkey. 

[finsleft]

New "Pevre" jersey

[57Johnnie]

2010 NHL Beer Cost Index:

http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Drink-in-the-2010-NHL-Beer-Cost-Index?urn=nhl-280287

Allowed on this board?   

[retagent]

Looks like you're in the right place 57. My Caps are right behind at the Phone Booth. Too bad I don't live there anymore.

[bennie]

How about bennie's C-Bus Blue Jackets beating last years two Stanley Cup finalist in succession?

Unfortunately, they are still the Ray Grant's of the NHL.

[tommiegun]

The wild had a 16 oz. for $5 on Monday.  Unfortunately they must have taken the discount cost straight out of the players salary as they looked terrible.

[Gig Harbor Cat]

No ice fishing out here !!  Sunscreen and beer(ok, I will throw a couple of Hamms in cause thats what all of the cool people drink)-- were outta here !!

GHC out !!

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[wildcat11]

I haven't checked in on the MIAC's number 1 twittering WR but this is what he had to say after their loss to UST two games ago.

http://twitter.com/RayGrant13/status/27579642347

--My 10,000th tweet goes to the undisciplined, not so good, UST football team. Y'all played a hell of a game. #SarcasticTweet!