FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

tmerton · May 24, 2011, 04:33:32 PM

Quote from: sjusection105 on May 24, 2011, 03:05:31 PM
Quote from: tmerton on May 24, 2011, 01:39:46 PM

An old guy (not in the best of shape) was working out in the gym, when he spotted a sweet young thing.

He asked his male trainer, "What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet thing over there?"

The trainer looked him up and down and replied, "I would try the ATM in the lobby."

tmerton, which gym do you belong to?

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AO · May 25, 2011, 12:39:35 AM

Strib article details how the Tommies are beating the Johnnies with better locker rooms, in addition to the players that exude work ethic, leadership, selflessness, pride in the team and passion for our great sport. At this pace, we'll surely see a jumbotron in the natural bowl in 5 years.

SUMMIT!!!!! · May 25, 2011, 10:25:21 AM

Quote from: tmerton on May 24, 2011, 11:47:13 AM
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Quote from: tmerton on May 22, 2011, 05:06:12 PM
Quote from: retagent on May 21, 2011, 10:41:56 PM
It's 9:40 pm Saturday 05/21/2011 and I'm still here. And as I look out the window .... so is the world.

Yeah, me, too. Maybe we got lucky and only they only took Tommies this time around.
Nope, no such luck. Us Tommies got passed over by the Rapture with your Johnnies and everyone else....maybe next time?

I would not have expected you to go anyway.

Thanks Tmert!

DuffMan · May 25, 2011, 11:16:35 AM

Some recruiting news on the Johnnie front. It's always interesting to see who develops into solid players.

sjusection105 · May 25, 2011, 11:41:39 AM

Quote from: DuffMan on May 25, 2011, 11:16:35 AM
Some recruiting news on the Johnnie front. It's always interesting to see who develops into solid players.

It appears that a wider net is being cast. One player from Stillwater and another from B-St.M

tmerton · May 25, 2011, 01:15:41 PM

Quote from: DuffMan on May 25, 2011, 11:16:35 AM
Some recruiting news on the Johnnie front. It's always interesting to see who develops into solid players.

More replacements for the irreplaceable. Fame is fleeting, eh, Duff?

DuffMan · May 25, 2011, 01:38:11 PM

"Just ordinary guys, doing ordinary things, extraordinarily well."

Johnnie Red · May 25, 2011, 01:56:37 PM

Great news!!! My first cousin once removed Kris Humphries is engaged to Kim Kardashian.

He gave her a 20.5 carat Lorraine Schwartz diamond ring. Kardashian told People magazine that she was in "shock" when she entered her Beverly Hills home last week to discover Humphries on bended knee with "will you marry me" spelled out in rose petals.

Maybe I can talk Kris and Kim into allowing me to do the wedding ceremony at the Stiftungsfestivities this fall in Collegeville. A perfect wedding in a perfect place!

02 Warhawk · May 25, 2011, 03:55:31 PM

Quote from: Johnnie Red on May 25, 2011, 01:56:37 PM
Great news!!! My first cousin once removed Kris Humphries is engaged to Kim Kardashian. He gave her a 20.5 carat Lorraine Schwartz diamond ring. Kardashian told People magazine that she was in "shock" when she entered her Beverly Hills home last week to discover Humphries on bended knee with "will you marry me" spelled out in rose petals.

Maybe I can talk Kris and Kim into allowing me to do the wedding ceremony at the Stiftungsfestivities this fall in Collegeville. A perfect wedding in a perfect place!

Congrats to you and your family

DuffMan · May 25, 2011, 04:27:04 PM

Tell her to get that big booty to Collegeville

OzJohnnie · May 26, 2011, 01:41:44 AM

Quote from: DuffMan on May 25, 2011, 11:16:35 AM
Some recruiting news on the Johnnie front. It's always interesting to see who develops into solid players.

What a great article. It makes me very excited for this coming season. Can you believe it? A state winning QB and a guy that wants to be a kicker? It's raining opportunity at SJU this year!

How are we getting these great people when UST(D) has that big new shiny facility? I can't understand it. I guess I'm just not very smart...

sjusection105 · May 26, 2011, 10:04:00 AM

BDB,

Anna K. to be on Biggest Loser as a personal trainer!

http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/05/25/us-kournikova-idUSTRE74O7IE20110525

BDB · May 26, 2011, 10:05:58 AM

Quote from: sjusection105 on May 26, 2011, 10:04:00 AM
BDB,

Anna K. to be on Biggest Loser as a personal trainer!

http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/05/25/us-kournikova-idUSTRE74O7IE20110525

Yes, 'tis big news.

I'm going to gain about 3 bills so I can qualify to get on the show now.

OzJohnnie · May 26, 2011, 08:50:18 PM

Fr Koopman is stepping down as President of SJU at the end of his term. The job is too stressful. I wish him well in retirement, or less stressful employment.

Speaking of stress, the next guy will likely need to deal with replacing Gagliardi. Might as well order the pacemker, crash cart and high tension pills now...

tmerton · May 27, 2011, 12:39:14 AM

Quote from: OzJohnnie on May 26, 2011, 08:50:18 PM
Fr Koopman is stepping down as President of SJU at the end of his term. The job is too stressful. I wish him well in retirement, or less stressful employment.

Speaking of stress, the next guy will likely need to deal with replacing Gagliardi. Might as well order the pacemker, crash cart and high tension pills now...

I think it has to be a Benedictine monk, which narrows the field a bit. Sorry, Oz, I know you're champing at the bit but you'll have to wait.