FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[WashedUp]

I'll be crossing my fingers that they make it past round 2, then I will make the drive to St. Paul for Round 3. IF, they get that far.

If they get that far and Delaware Valley loses.

[DustySJU]

Will anyone be in the Tommie stands come Saturday or will most "elite" coast UST types, as Mr. MIAC intends to do, wait to make the short drive drive to Salem?   

I'll be crossing my fingers that they make it past round 2, then I will make the drive to St. Paul for Round 3. IF, they get that far.

Getting married, Christmas coming up, 4.5 hour drive from GF...that whole thing.

We'll give you a pass with the marriage card however it's been routine for Carbo, Dana and I to make routine 5 hour drives to places like Pella and Whitewater only to leave in disapointment and misery.   

[Retired Old Rat]

Will anyone be in the Tommie stands come Saturday or will most "elite" coast UST types, as Mr. MIAC intends to do, wait to make the short drive drive to Salem?   

I'll be crossing my fingers that they make it past round 2, then I will make the drive to St. Paul for Round 3. IF, they get that far.

Getting married, Christmas coming up, 4.5 hour drive from GF...that whole thing.

We'll give you a pass with the marriage card however it's been routine for Carbo, Dana and I to make routine 5 hour drives to places like Pella and Whitewater only to leave in disapointment and misery.   

That last game in Pella was brutal.  It's easier to accept the Whitewater outcomes after what they've accomplished since.  Besides the Stagg Bowl, my favorite road trip was to Abeline for Harden-Simmons.  I thought that was Blake Elliot's coming out party.  Also where I met dustysju and johnnieirish for the first time.  And, my first time on dusty's G550.

[DustySJU]

Will anyone be in the Tommie stands come Saturday or will most "elite" coast UST types, as Mr. MIAC intends to do, wait to make the short drive drive to Salem?   

I'll be crossing my fingers that they make it past round 2, then I will make the drive to St. Paul for Round 3. IF, they get that far.

Getting married, Christmas coming up, 4.5 hour drive from GF...that whole thing.

We'll give you a pass with the marriage card however it's been routine for Carbo, Dana and I to make routine 5 hour drives to places like Pella and Whitewater only to leave in disapointment and misery.   

That last game in Pella was brutal.  It's easier to accept the Whitewater outcomes after what they've accomplished since.  Besides the Stagg Bowl, my favorite road trip was to Abeline for Harden-Simmons.  I thought that was Blake Elliot's coming out party.  Also where I met dustysju and johnnieirish for the first time.  And, my first time on dusty's G550.

And didn't you leave your son's hospital bed to attend the game?

I handed off daughter #3 to wife in parking lot of Minneapolis Children's at about 4:30am following an emergency room visit to catch a plane to Alliance, Ohio... more misery.   

[USTBench]

Mr. Ypsi,

I know. I'm actually quite interested in a round 2 match up with your squad provided both teams take care of business. But, unfortunately the stars just didn't align this year for Rounds 1 and 2.

WashedUp,

Delaware Valley will lose to Johns Hopkins by a MONKEY STOMP in round 2. Phone it in. (I base this only on my distaste for SUADC)

[Pat Coleman]

Not sure they will play Johns Hopkins.

[Retired Old Rat]

Will anyone be in the Tommie stands come Saturday or will most "elite" coast UST types, as Mr. MIAC intends to do, wait to make the short drive drive to Salem?   

I'll be crossing my fingers that they make it past round 2, then I will make the drive to St. Paul for Round 3. IF, they get that far.

Getting married, Christmas coming up, 4.5 hour drive from GF...that whole thing.

We'll give you a pass with the marriage card however it's been routine for Carbo, Dana and I to make routine 5 hour drives to places like Pella and Whitewater only to leave in disapointment and misery.   

That last game in Pella was brutal.  It's easier to accept the Whitewater outcomes after what they've accomplished since.  Besides the Stagg Bowl, my favorite road trip was to Abeline for Harden-Simmons.  I thought that was Blake Elliot's coming out party.  Also where I met dustysju and johnnieirish for the first time.  And, my first time on dusty's G550.

And didn't you leave your son's hospital bed to attend the game?

I handed off daughter #3 to wife in parking lot of Minneapolis Children's at about 4:30am following an emergency room visit to catch a plane to Alliance, Ohio... more misery.   

Great memory.  I think I had taken him from the hospital the day before.  At 14 he'd had his gall bladder removed 2 days earlier.

[USTBench]

Not sure they will play Johns Hopkins.

I'm not sure St. John FIsher should even be in the playoffs. There are much better 2-loss teams sitting at home.

[Pat Coleman]

Maybe.

[bennie]

23 ADULT TRUTHS


1 Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind-of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Light than Kay.

17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

22. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

23. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

[SUMMIT!!!!!]

23 ADULT TRUTHS


1 Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind-of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Light than Kay.

17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

22. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

23. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

+K bennie....those are soooo true

[nkwest]

23 ADULT TRUTHS


1 Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind-of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Light than Kay.

17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

22. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

23. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

+K bennie....those are soooo true

Except for #20. http://www.dot.state.mn.us/zippermerge/

[USTBench]

Nice Bennie +k

Will someone argue with me about these teams I know nothing about.

I think Johns Hopkins is the best thing to come out of Baltimore since "The Wire" but will lose to UST in the regional finals. Delaware Valley is overrated. St. John Fisher doesn't even belong in the playoffs. Norwich is just terrible. CSS is a nursing school. Monmouth's mother wears army boots. IWU is the best of the lousiest and the lousiest of the best.

[SUMMIT!!!!!]

Nice Bennie +k

Will someone argue with me about these teams I know nothing about.

I think Johns Hopkins is the best thing to come out of Baltimore since "The Wire" but will lose to UST in the regional finals. Delaware Valley is overrated. St. John Fisher doesn't even belong in the playoffs. Norwich is just terrible. CSS is a nursing school. Monmouth's mother wears army boots. IWU is the best of the lousiest and the lousiest of the best.

i cant argue with any of that, but how do some of them stack up in ATTENDANCE?

[57Johnnie]

23 ADULT TRUTHS


1 Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind-of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Light than Kay.

17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

22. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

23. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

+k  and here I thought Mrs. 57 & I were the only ones that couldn't figure out how to fold a fitted sheet