FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[AO]

So absolutely no Gustavus or Hamline fans?  (Gustavus actually had a decent team last year, lot of good players returning this year.  They're my MIAC dark horse for now)

my 5-month old just received a bib that says "Future Gustie" on it.  How do I make the destruction or disappearance of said bib look like an accident?

[art76]

So absolutely no Gustavus or Hamline fans?  (Gustavus actually had a decent team last year, lot of good players returning this year.  They're my MIAC dark horse for now)

my 5-month old just received a bib that says "Future Gustie" on it.  How do I make the destruction or disappearance of said bib look like an accident?

Grape juice with a small hole/crack in the dribble cup might work.

[carletonknights]

So absolutely no Gustavus or Hamline fans?  (Gustavus actually had a decent team last year, lot of good players returning this year.  They're my MIAC dark horse for now)

my 5-month old just received a bib that says "Future Gustie" on it.  How do I make the destruction or disappearance of said bib look like an accident?

lol your SO do that to you?  I like the hole in grape juice cup idea.  Do you have a dog?  If so, let your kid just cover it with food and when it falls to the floor your dog will quickly grab it.  Depending on your SO they may never want to see the bib that your dog had been chewing on, back on your infant child no matter how many times you wash it.

[OzJohnnie]

So absolutely no Gustavus or Hamline fans?  (Gustavus actually had a decent team last year, lot of good players returning this year.  They're my MIAC dark horse for now)

my 5-month old just received a bib that says "Future Gustie" on it.  How do I make the destruction or disappearance of said bib look like an accident?

Mail it to me.  I'll bury it with my ex-wife. No one will find it.

[OldAuggie]

So absolutely no Gustavus or Hamline fans?  (Gustavus actually had a decent team last year, lot of good players returning this year.  They're my MIAC dark horse for now)

my 5-month old just received a bib that says "Future Gustie" on it.  How do I make the destruction or disappearance of said bib look like an accident?

You ran out of baby wipes. You had to change the diaper right? Only thing you had available to take care of business was the "Gustie" bib. Bingo.

[faunch]

I looked back through the last five pages, and this is what I come up with.

Good work, but I think you'd have to go back to last season to get a more accurate picture. Many of the UST folks (USTBench, et al.) don't post much during the offseason. All this data show is the degree to which it's a wall-to-wall Johnnie smokefest year round...   

That's some kind of F.A.M.I.L.Y. you've got there.   

[BDB]

  Have to go back at least to the last post by TDT. There's your bellwether.

Hmmm, TDT as a bellwether.  I guess so. Seems to me we were all watching the MLB All Star Home Run Derby and see TDT catching a foul ball. The kid just shows up all over the place.

[OzJohnnie]

Hawthorn take on Sydney in a a Saturday night Grand Final rematch blockbuster at the MCG. It's the match of the round and being the 1/3 point of the season critical to both teams' hopes of a low-injury run to a top four end-of-season standing and key to a good run at the championship.  Footy being such a long season (22 games) and physically demanding means that list management and resting players to be fully recovered and fit for the finals is central to post-season success. If a team picks up early season losses and has to play key players too much to get that top four spot then they never have the stamina to sustain an intense finals campaign.

And we're going to dinner at a friend's place where, at this point, no TV will be allowed.

Ergo, I need a good divorce lawyer. Possibly a slick capital crimes defense attorney.

[bennie]

So absolutely no Gustavus or Hamline fans?  (Gustavus actually had a decent team last year, lot of good players returning this year.  They're my MIAC dark horse for now)

my 5-month old just received a bib that says "Future Gustie" on it.  How do I make the destruction or disappearance of said bib look like an accident?

You don't need to destroy or get rid of it. Just put it on backwards (word side against the baby). If your wife says anything, just say you didn't notice! Gustie what?

[finsleft]

Ergo, I need a good divorce lawyer. Possibly a slick capital crimes defense attorney.

<Fins' ears perk up> Huh, what? I'm good and slick at the same time.
Actually reminds me of going through my divorce, someone asked me if I was representing myself. I said, "No, I wanted someone good."

[BDB]

So absolutely no Gustavus or Hamline fans?  (Gustavus actually had a decent team last year, lot of good players returning this year.  They're my MIAC dark horse for now)

my 5-month old just received a bib that says "Future Gustie" on it.  How do I make the destruction or disappearance of said bib look like an accident?

You don't need to destroy or get rid of it. Just put it on backwards (word side against the baby). If your wife says anything, just say you didn't notice! Gustie what?

Classic bennie good advice.

Say bennie, so you have 3 favorite sports teams and 2 of them are nicknamed "Ducks." What are the odds?

[OldAuggie]

It's a Banner Day!

[bennie]

So absolutely no Gustavus or Hamline fans?  (Gustavus actually had a decent team last year, lot of good players returning this year.  They're my MIAC dark horse for now)

my 5-month old just received a bib that says "Future Gustie" on it.  How do I make the destruction or disappearance of said bib look like an accident?

You don't need to destroy or get rid of it. Just put it on backwards (word side against the baby). If your wife says anything, just say you didn't notice! Gustie what?

Classic bennie good advice.

Say bennie, so you have 3 favorite sports teams and 2 of them are nicknamed "Ducks." What are the odds?

It cuts down on the amount of gear I need!

[OzJohnnie]

[bennie]

If it is rainproof I'm in!